
TEAMWORK It takes a village to kill a patient
(Hugh Laurie, Jennifer Morrison, Robert Sean Leonard, Omar Epps, Lisa Edelstein, Jesse Spencer)
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First! ;D
Did I hear… lobotomy?
Why no, i have no eyes, House took them out ]:
A lobotomy is removing part of your brain…not your eyes….
No, a Lobotomy is severing the connection between the two frontal lobes of the brain.
I might be a bit addicted to the show…One day, I could’ve SWORN that I heard at least 4 different people say “frontal lobotomy”…
but it takes one man to cure mytery…. hehe… I am a House fan
Everybody lies.
It’s not lupus!
It’s never lupus…
And it’s always the father…
Actually, it was lupus once. In the third season I *think*.
Fourth season, actually.
“But auto immune is always a possibility.”
But this village always looks so great while they kill you!
-KW
“No! its something neurological!”
Could be sarcoidosis…
“It could be MS.”
House is a god.
Wait no, CHASE is a god.
<3
yepp, chase is god lmao
i loveee him!
I whole-heartedly agree. If I wasn’t already married, and I could marry any celebrity, Jesse Spencer would be my first choice
CHAAASE! Hahaha!! Chase is too cute to be straight. So is Tony from NCIS.
HOUSE: “Wrong! If it was testicular cancer, he would be undergoing treatment right now and we would all be bowling, but, seeing as we’re not wearing bowling shoes, he does NOT have testicular cancer.”
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HOUSE: “Check for cancer.”
CAMERON: “I thought you said our shoes were wrong for cancer.”
HOUSE: “Not LIVER cancer, our shoes are perfect for that. Except Chase’s. His are just goofy.”
I wonder how much photoshop went into this image to make sure everyone’s chins looked good at that angle…hahah…
Chase’s doesn’t look that good…
Have you ever looked up so many nostrils at once before in your life? I wonder if they realized they were offering a peek into their sinus cavities…
so glad they didn’t have head colds *drip*
At least he’s not wearing his poofy wig, enormous trousers and yelling ‘Sausage Time!’
We hail Prince George!
And only one drug-addicted doctor to ‘accidentally’ pour his $7 soy-frappe-mocha-latte-boiling hot onto your face.
Just to see if you maybe have an incredibly rare disease with a chance of occurring once in about 100.000 people…
Don’t forget the crushed-Vicoden sprinkles.
as long as they’re on a chocolate covered donut.
And am I only one who is surprised at how often they actually manage to *not* kill the patient? I mean, with all the unnecessary tests they do and dangerous procedures…
And I love how they don’t show how the patient is on dialysis for the rest of their lives after the medication they were taking for the wrong disease destroys their kidneys.
And how they always always come up with a donor for the liver/kidney/heart they managed to wreck…
Never saw the show and never will. Dunno why……it just didn’t grab me. Now 24…that’s a whole different story.
I had a dream that I was in the hospital…House came in and told me that, since they had met their quota for that month, they had to let me die. Quite depressing, really…I woke up before anything else happened, though.
I had a House dream, too! I was sick, but the doctors wouldn’t talk to me. Whenever they came into my room, they would go off in a corner and whisper. They would occasionally look at me and laugh. I got all pissed and wanted to say something, but one of my symptoms was that I couldn’t talk.
Hahah, that’s awful!
HOUSEWIN
I love this so much <333333333
You know what, if I get sick, take me to Dr. House. He can make me better, and when I’m diagnosed with cancer I get to sleep with Wilson.
I am making a t-shirt out of this and sending it to my E.R. doctor – changing the caption to “Just how screwed am I?”
DID YOU KNOW: -Kissing is healthy. -Bananas are good for cramps.-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. -Its true. Guys DO insult you if they like you. -Having someone rub your tummy when it hurts actually helps it. -89% of guys would…… want girls to make the first move. -Girls love it when Guys hug them from behind the waist.
-Chocolate makes… See more… See More… See more you feel better. -Girls love it when guys let them wear their hoodie or jacket. -Guys think its cute when you mess up. -A true friend will NEVER judge you. -There is only one guy who is worth your tears. -If you have a dream about someone, then that person went to sleep thinking about you. -More guys…than girls will read this.
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