Comments on: DYING

By: Texan sweetheart

Texan sweetheart — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 20:15:45 +0000

I love that line. It’s one of my favorite lines in movie history. Its so simple yet so meaningful. ^_^

By: Ambrosia

Ambrosia — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 20:08:43 +0000

Yeah, but he only threatens one person, albeit a whole bunch of times. Mostly, he just tells a bunch of people that he will say it.

By: TrishDaDish70

TrishDaDish70 — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 03:53:13 +0000

Close.

“Call the Brute Squad!”
“I’m from the Brute Squad.”
“You ARE the Brute Squad!”

By: Misery

Misery — Wed, 19 May 2010 18:11:47 +0000

CALL THE BRUTE SQUAD!!

But I am the brute squad.

By: Wojo

Wojo — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 03:18:32 +0000

OMG!! The priest is played by one of the Kings of Comedy, Peter Cook, and he is so funny!!! I love his eyes…

By: Clueless

Clueless — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:27:22 +0000

“You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work. ”

“IT HAS WORKED! YOU’VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS! ”

“Then make your choice. ”

“I will, and I choose – What in the world can that be? “

By: NinjaNina

NinjaNina — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 07:30:48 +0000

You’re just stalling now, aren’t you?

By: Mustafa_Beer

Mustafa_Beer — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 18:30:23 +0000

You’d like to think that, wouldn’t you? You’ve beaten my giant, which means you’re exceptionally strong, so you could’ve put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you’ve also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

By: Mustafa_Beer

Mustafa_Beer — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 18:26:03 +0000

…the only nicer is a good MLT, you know, when the mutton is real lean…

By: FadedLY

FadedLY — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:39:10 +0000

Gods yes, there’s just not enough of them!

By: FadedLY

FadedLY — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:38:07 +0000

“Will you stop saying that?!”

By: Star_Gazer

Star_Gazer — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:14:58 +0000

With you ALL THE WAY.

By: Star_Gazer

Star_Gazer — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:14:07 +0000

Ah, but MY favorite is:
Miracle Max: Have fun storming the castle!

or maybe……

Priest: Mawwage, mawwage, mawwage….

By: Adamas

Adamas — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 03:42:22 +0000

My favorite line:

“So I put down my sword and you put down your rock and we beat each other to death like civilized men?”

By: hroth

hroth — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 22:27:23 +0000

We are men of action – lies do not become us.

By: POw

POw — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:41:37 +0000

INIGO. Not freakin’ InDigo

By: Anal

Anal — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 04:14:33 +0000

Grammar fail. One cannot prepare to “dying.”

By: Uzigawa

Uzigawa — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:54:57 +0000

Indigo? he looks more like a violet

By: mackenzie

mackenzie — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:00:12 +0000

Hallo, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!!!
he says it TONS of time!!!!

By: Chester Kensington

Chester Kensington — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:46:06 +0000

That is amazing. The Princess Bride is one of the best movies of all time.

By: Mad Maudlin

Mad Maudlin — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:06:59 +0000

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By: laliemommy

laliemommy — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:04:29 +0000

totally LOLed at that.

I liked

The Sicilian – “No more rhymes now, I mean it!”
Fezzik – “Anybody want a peanut?”
The Sicilian – “AAAAAARGH!!!”

or..

(from memory, so I’m gonna butcher it.)

The Sicilian – “You just broke one of the two cardinal laws! The first, of course, is ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia.’ But only slightly less well-known is – “Never go up against a Sicilian…when DEATH is on the line!! HaHa! HaHa!” *falls over dead*

By: Waffles

Waffles — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:08:00 +0000

I don’t think that word really means what you think it means.

By: Waffles

Waffles — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:07:24 +0000

And Miley Cyrus will play Buttercup. And Robert Pattinson will play Wesley. And there will be an increase in suicide attempts.

By: Waffles

Waffles — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:05:03 +0000

What’re you up to? You obviously won’t have a date tonight.

By: Kai

Kai — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 05:36:27 +0000

I was just WAITING for someone to use that line XD win.

By: EnjoiDaZra

EnjoiDaZra — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:14:56 +0000

hahahaha best lines ever

By: Alice Cullen

Alice Cullen — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:06:41 +0000

…So that every woman who sees you says “Dear God, what is that /thing?/

By: Farm Boy

Farm Boy — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 02:01:47 +0000

As you wish…

By: Lady Whimsy

Lady Whimsy — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 23:15:46 +0000

NEVER TRUST A SICILIAN WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINEEEE!!!!

By: Jasperfanboi

Jasperfanboi — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:24:46 +0000

INCONCEIVABLE!

By: DaYaoiFan

DaYaoiFan — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:35:20 +0000

AWSOMENESS WIN!!

By: Dee

Dee — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:22:37 +0000

*sigh*
I remember this man making me swoon when I was a kid watching this movie. He totally still does. So cute.

By: Dee

Dee — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:20:06 +0000

Yuck, I hope not. That would really ruin my favourite character for me.

By: Aaron Hong

Aaron Hong — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 09:47:15 +0000

They’ll remake it with Antonio Banderas in this role, you just watch.

By: Lady Whimsy

Lady Whimsy — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 01:41:56 +0000

Anybody want a peanut?

By: Alice Cullen

Alice Cullen — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 01:00:03 +0000

To soon for what?

UNEEEEEEMPLOOOYED.
IN GREEEEENLAND?

I totally lol’d at that.

By: Alice Cullen

Alice Cullen — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 00:58:01 +0000

Ahh… Well, in the near future I see him taking a trip to Alaska to visit the Denali clan. Renesme is doing well also.

By: BloodRedWings

BloodRedWings — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:45:29 +0000

too soon?

By: kittehsFTW

kittehsFTW — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:05:42 +0000

Boy: Who kills prince humperdink?!
Grandpa: No one kills him. He lives.
Boy: You mean he wins?! JESUS grandpa!! What did you read me this thing for?!

By: kittehsFTW

kittehsFTW — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 04:55:06 +0000

Max: But thats not what he said! He distinctly said, “to blaaavve!” which we all know means, “to bluff.” So maybe he was playing a game of cards and he cheated!
Max’s Wife: LIAR!!! LIAARRR!!!
Max: Get back, witch!!
Max’s Wife: I’m not a witch i’m your wife!

By: Miracle Max

Miracle Max — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 03:43:03 +0000

“Have fun storming the castle!”

“Do you think they’ll make it?”

“It’d take a miracle…”

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:44:58 +0000

Favorite part:
Man In Black: Why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don’t know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I… am not left-handed.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage]
Man in Black: You are amazing.
Inigo Montoya: Well, I ought to be after 20 years.
Man in Black: There’s something I ought to tell you.
… I’m not left-handed either.

By: LotC

LotC — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:50:44 +0000

it’s from the movie The Princess Bride, it’s pretty good, you should watch it.

By: SwantonDiva

SwantonDiva — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:40:51 +0000

Yes! Princess Bride lives! ^_^
Best line in the movie, IMO.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:12:10 +0000

Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemploooooyed…in Greeeenlaaand…?

By: Lisa

Lisa — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:09:19 +0000

You mocked me once; never do it again!

By: Tubby

Tubby — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:47:50 +0000

I’m not a witch, I’m your wife! But after what you just said I’m not sure I want to be that anymore!

By: Grumpy Curmudgeon

Grumpy Curmudgeon — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:34:09 +0000

Kudos!

By: Growler

Growler — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:00:37 +0000

Turns out your friend is only mostly dead.