No drip, No mess, No proof that you killed your neighbors.
(Vince Offer)
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first!
No proof I killed people who yelled about posting first… muahaha!
Better delete your post! Here, use this paper towel.
wow go buy yourselft something with that first post. or better go play
some pong thats also ooooooold and boring.
And yes, no proof…
machine washable murder ftw
Is it just me, or is this guy really creepy?
He looks like a velociraptor… freaking weird.
sorry laura, didnt even read your post before posting mine… are you single? we think the same!!!
He’s just freaky. o.O
Nope, not just you.
Wow that look is a douche.
Oops, I meant that guy is a douche. typing fail.
I’m sure Vince would know that. I bet he uses it in conjunction with the super chopper/slicer device that he’s advertising now.
now no more having to go out to a lake to dispose of the body!
for only 19.99!
call now and we’ll throw in these no print leather gloves and hatchet absolutely free!
Operators standing by!!!
*makes a call*
Yes I’d like one of everything and can you deliver it under the cover of darkness so my neighbor with Christmas lights up in February doesn’t realize what’s about to happen to him if he doesn’t take down the giant inflatable Santa.
my neighbors still have “vote for obama” signs in their front yards.
*headdesk*
when you’re done with the “quick and easy murder kit” send it over my way.
You must live in my neighborhood.
Knock on my door at midnight and Ill give you a hand.
Have seen that one many times, love when he says “You’re gonna love my nuts!”
ya, lol… “Look, it practically sells itself
At least he doesn’t yell at me unlike other infospokemen.
HI! BILLY MAYS HERE, AND I’VE MANAGED TO SCREAM LOUDER THAN I DID LAST COMMERCIAL!
Oh God, a Billy Mays commercial was on when I read that comment.
O_o Eerie.
When is a Billy Mays commercial NOT on?
It’s called Slap Chop. Oh, and he also does the ShamWow! commercials in Spanish too. Not dubbed, mind you….it’s ALL him.
THANK YOU for mentioning this… I now have 2:02 minutes of entertainment. I love this guy and his Mr. DeMartino bug-eye (http://www.outpost-daria.com/ch_demartino.html)
Operator: “How many Shamwows would you like to order, Mr. Simpson?”
O.J.: “20… and can those be rush delivered?”
That guy is awesome! He sued the Church of Scientology. And the chopper device FBR is referring to is called the “Slap Chop”. He’s hilarious and grating at the same time. I still need to see The Underground Comedy Movie.
Anyone else notice that in the Slap Chop spot, he proudly tells you “You’ll love my nuts!”?
No, none of us have noticed even though it’s all over the everywhere and painfully obvious. >_>
LOL @ “all over the everywhere”
And I laugh every time.
Don’t have a boring tuna, don’t have a boring life!
I agree that the guy is really, really creepy, but someone gave me a pack of “Sham-Wow”s, and they do work as well as he says they do.
Vince Offer = my hero.
he looks like Dexter…in my Opinion…
COINCIDENCE?!
I think he looks like the Scout from TF2. Brb, submitting a TLL
BOINK!
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Do a couple of annoying commercials quailfy someone as a “celebrity”?
That guy is the second most annoying guy on tv.
In your opinion who is the first?
I’d pick Ryan Seacrest if it were up to me…
Billy Mays is the 1st most annoying person on TV.
I sometimes talk to him when he’s on TV, such as the Mighty Putty commercials>
Billy Mays: MIGHTY PUTTY IS STRONG ENOUGH TO HOLD UP TO FIFTY POUNDS–
Me: Is Mighty Putty strong enough to keep your mouth shut?
Billy Mays: YOU CAN DO ANYTHING WITH MIGHTY PUTTY!
Me: Can you eat it?
XD
You got it
Stupid oxyclean guy…. >_<
there is no proof. none that you’ll find…
YOUR THEORY IS FLAWED!
Never seen that guy, but I lol’d.
Me too, i dont know who he is but i like his chin
BOINK
NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
more picture recycling…
He’s creepy as hell, but I’ll be damned if I don’t want to buy the products he sells.
Because he needs both hands free so he can grab two Shamwows to mop up the blood. DUH.
The best caption ever!
is it me or does this guy look like a velocoraptor?
velocIraptor
Velociraptor = one of the most beautiful animals to ever grace the planet
Man who vaguely resembles velociraptor = one of the most horrifying animals to ever grace the planet
*cries self to sleep*
he.
is.
so.
creepy!
hahahaha
! I luv it. i should use one ov those when… never mind. >:)
heheh.
i actually got one last week. and it was just like sucky felt.
honestly. i did not say wow.
the the Germans made it…
*twitch*
you know its good!
heh
ROFL.
OMG. This guy comitted the murder. Thats why he invented sham wow. He raped a child. Cuz he’s a petifile.
My best friend morgan says this guy is his idol. Morgan thinks this guy is damn sexy even though he is FUGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He looks like plastic surgery gone horribly wrong.
lolz! this one gets me every time
i have 2 they drip and they suck i spilled water on the carpet and it took about 2% up
yeah, it worked great for my neighbors… hm, i didn’t thought everyone else did it…
wicked picture and caption.
God daaamn!! this guy is just like Beavis!!!! LMFAO
Oh god, you’re right. -runs off to hide-
I find half of the Billy Mays comments depressing considering he’s dead now.
Mira mi huevo! no más tuna aburrida Este no se puede abrir, no es bueno *Throw the object to the back window, broken it.*
Yeah, I know my English fails a lot |D.