Yes, I’m God Who did you expect, Chuck Norris?
(Morgan Freeman)
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YES!1!!! chuck norris is amazing. dont let him see this picture. he might roundhouse kick this dude….
Yeah! Go Freeman! So much cooler than Norris!
oh mah gee i cant believes you said that! *looks at sky* he didnt mean it Chuck!!!
… You know I’d take Freeman over Norris as a divine figure any day of the week…
Agreed Jalle! Norris is a clown in comparison.
Norris is a clown. Thats the point of all the Chuck Norris jokes. At least for me.
What about George Burns?
ok, the chuck norris jokes are REALLY getting old. …..actually, they got old a long time ago.
NEVER!
well…ummm… u see.. the thing is…yep
Chuck norris’ tears cure cancer. But he never cries.
Proven by Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, Chuck Norris has the ability to roundhouse kick you YESTERDAY.
Beat that, Freeman.
He doesn’t have to.
He’s God.
When teh boogyman goes to bed, he checks under his bed and in his cloest for chuck norris…
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help him aquire world domination by posting him everywhere!
Chuck norris isn’t God? WTF?
He’s his brother.
Someone haz to be morganz twin
FACE!
I reeeaaaly like Morgan Freeman’s voice. So soothing! I’d pick him over Chuck for this particular occupation.
LoL- So your qualifications for God is voice…. Crap… then my boyfriend really is God… he thought he was for years, i guess you just proved him right
Hey! I want my deity to have a calm, soothing voice. Is that so wrong?
Morgan Freeman is the original Black Power ranger!
I like Morgan Freeman. Not a lot of range, but he has a nice, quaint honesty. And he narrated one of the best documentaries anywhere (even if it was aimed at the laypeople).
Agreed. His voice may be soft and mellow but at the same time it also screams integrity. I’m proud to share last names with him.
So is Gordon, I guess.
That whooshing sound is the reference going over my head. Anyone feel like explaining? I’m puzzled over here.
Morgan Freeman played God in Bruce Almighty and in Evan Almighty.
Thank you, senrath. I never saw that movie.
yes i was
Morgan Freeman has that kind of voice that makes you forget how crappy your day was whereas Chuck makes you wanna drink your day away *hugging a six pack*
This won’s a definite win.
This man is such a legend
Like many others have said before me, I’d pick Morgan Freeman for the voice alone. He just makes me feel very platonic.
Also, can we stop with the jokes and appreciate Chuck Norris for what he really is? A good martial artist, but terrible actor?
if I wasn’t atheist he would be my god
Took the words right out of my mouth !!
Jackie Chan is God.
That’s what my Bible says.
Sarah Silverman Program = Win.
Does this mean that Gordan Freeman is Jesus?
morgan played this role quite decently.
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