Comments on: THERE IS NO

By: meyaht

meyaht — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:44:54 +0000

delta force ftw

By: Macauley Culkin

Macauley Culkin — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 10:11:24 +0000

Chuck Norris does not retire. The rest of the world keeps working

By: Lane

Lane — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:51:06 +0000

HALLELUJAH

By: Kaze

Kaze — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:31:51 +0000

You sound like one of those morons who switch religions like they change shoes.

By: Donnie

Donnie — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 04:56:42 +0000

No matter how many Chuck Norris jokes I run into, they never get old.

By: PigeonToes

PigeonToes — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 21:48:27 +0000

There’s enough chuck norris jokes, why do they need to be put into the form of an lol?

By: ceilingcatbilivr

ceilingcatbilivr — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 00:01:19 +0000

very!

By: ceilingcatbilivr

ceilingcatbilivr — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 00:00:53 +0000

he’s not retired yet. he’s still filming as far as I know.

By: ceilingcatbilivr

ceilingcatbilivr — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 23:59:59 +0000

me too! why did no one tell me back when I was Atheist?:’[ but I’m Jewish now.

By: ceilingcatbilivr

ceilingcatbilivr — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 23:58:50 +0000

I concur!

By: ceilingcatbilivr

ceilingcatbilivr — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 23:57:13 +0000

ur right.

By: ceilingcatbilivr

ceilingcatbilivr — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 23:56:46 +0000

pervert!!!!

By: ceilingcatbilivr

ceilingcatbilivr — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 23:56:10 +0000

I love you :[

By: ceilingcatbilivr

ceilingcatbilivr — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 23:54:16 +0000

I know! I made a graph about that!!!!! click my name and you can see it in my LOLs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Kev

Kev — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:15:01 +0000

sorry, my previous comment didn’t post for a few hours, so I tried it again without the swear words, and look what happened! Now I’m a loser too!

By: Kev

Kev — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:13:51 +0000

I don’t want to alarm you, but there are a probably a few people out there on the internet who might disagree with you from time to time.

Best to take your own advice and not comment on them, you’ll only work yourself up.

You know what I do like? The “Up Yours” with a smiley face. It’s delightfully psychotic, and it caps off the image of you sitting at your computer surrounded by collectors plates and franklin mint stuff, getting bent out of shape about those f-ing losers on the internet while trying to maintain a cheerful demeanor.

It’s almost as twisted as “I love you” with a frowny face. I don’t know what you’re trying to tell me, but it’s freakin’ me out!

By: Kev

Kev — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:32:57 +0000

Bible-thumping anti-science douchebags with guns don’t deserve the amount of internet meme adulation that this loser gets.

I mean, the Chuck Norris facts were mildly amusing for the first minute and a half back in ’06, but lets face it, he’s no LOLcat.

By: LOLOne

LOLOne — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:48:59 +0000

Love the way those jeans fit, though. *YUMMY*

By: Anon

Anon — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:04:11 +0000

Butthert?

By: vervain

vervain — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:39:47 +0000

When did Roflrazzi become Barrens chat?

By: sally

sally — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:23:02 +0000

photoshopped

By: drysluckyseven

drysluckyseven — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:17:47 +0000

Google “Find Chuck Norris”

By: anonymoose

anonymoose — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:54:06 +0000

Chuck Norris Facts were barely funny a year ago.

By: prescotti

prescotti — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:13:37 +0000

Damn straight! Loved that one.

By: Zabimaru

Zabimaru — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 12:12:16 +0000

Well, at least he has some amusing conspiracy theories. I read a quote from him where he was talking about how “the atheists” are gathering their army of millions of atheist soldiers, to do their evil deeds and overthrow governments and stuff.

I mean, dammit, why didn’t anyone ever tell me that we have an army? I feel like I missed boot camp.

By: nonzerosum

nonzerosum — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 11:09:34 +0000

Endangered species have nothing to do with it. The joke is that Chuck Norris is the real explanation for what evolved species survive, rather than natural selection. It’s important to remember that evolution is an observed fact (if in doubt, google Richard Lenski), whilst natural selection explains the directions in which species evolve. Unfortunately, the “theory of evolution by natural selection” is regularly abbreviated to the “theory of evolution”. It is a regular source of confusion for many.

By: Lolhuman

Lolhuman — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 07:52:41 +0000

i second that.

By: dethduck

dethduck — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 05:14:40 +0000

Blind Fury still rocks.

By: wvgirl

wvgirl — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 05:07:31 +0000

Yawn.

By: P.

P. — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 03:23:26 +0000

They didn’t even get it right… It’s not Theory of Evolution… It’s The Endangered Species list.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 01:13:31 +0000

Well, but she specified good.
*ducks*
I kid, I kid, it’s a fun show…

By: MacEnvy

MacEnvy — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 01:06:26 +0000

Agreed. After supporting Mike Huckabee, Norris made it clear that he’s just another fundamentalist wackjob.

By: inked_hippie

inked_hippie — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 00:41:08 +0000

hey poster: be a little less original next time. I know how hard it is to randomly Google a picture of Chuck Norris and grab a quote from ChuckNorrisFacts.com.

By: AnnaBanana

AnnaBanana — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 00:31:07 +0000

Go to IMDB.com and look up Walker, Texas Ranger. Not a film, but a popular TV series at one time.

By: Ell

Ell — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 21:24:02 +0000

I used to like these jokes until I heard his official comment to this particular one. If you don’t believe in the theory of evolution, you don’t deserve fun facts!

By: drowning

drowning — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 21:09:49 +0000

its over, just let the chuck norris jokes go!

By: Ashlyn

Ashlyn — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:57:32 +0000

You and me both. Can we just let him retire in peace?

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:37:45 +0000

Way, way before your time, but as I remember, Good Guys Wear Black was actually a pretty good action movie (with a plot and everything!). It's from 1978, and you may be able to find it on dvd where you are; I'm not sure. I could get it from Netflix, so it's out here.

By: Ghostwish

Ghostwish — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:13:28 +0000

There are no original Chuck Norris jokes. Just ones that we’re all tired of.

By: markmier

markmier — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:12:52 +0000

I don’t know specifically, but based on most of his other extreme right-wing beliefs, it’s probably safe to say that Chuck Norris actually doesn’t believe in the theory of evolution.

By: ShadowQuest

ShadowQuest — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 19:46:13 +0000

Mao -

You’re not the only one, believe me. I don’t think Chuck Norris jokes were ever funny.

The statement “Chuck Norris is an actor,” on the other hand…hysterical!

By: Jon

Jon — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 19:46:00 +0000

Plenty of his movies were big in the 80′s… and his fight scene with Bruce Lee was pretty big. He was in a LOT of action movies. Most of Bruce Campbell’s movies are terrible but he’s got a huge cult following. Rutger Hauer has been in like three billion action movies that were “bad”. They’re still movie icons.

By: Mao

Mao — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 19:23:41 +0000

I know I know, I’m a party pooper, but I’m tired of this joke :c

By: Miles

Miles — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 19:08:43 +0000

Sadly, there are many famous people that have little to no claim to fame.

By: AC

AC — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 19:06:22 +0000

You know, he’s famous but I’ve never heard of any of his films being any good…