
A bunch of cheap corporate commercialized overpriced junk…… …….and some stuffed animals too.
It’s okay. We’ll take care of them.
(The Jonas Brothers)
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AHAHA. Win.
that jonas brothers are amazing how can you constantly diss them?
1, The majority of roflrazzi people are much older than the average Jonas Brothers fan. Jonas Brothers music is aimed at tweens.
2, They work for Disney, and must therefore be hellish demons in disguise.
3, it’s the fangirls more than the music that make people hate them, (same thing with twilight, only with that you can’t even say it’s a matter of opinion, Bella is the epitome of Mary Sue and any half decent fanfic writer would know that.)
lol “hellish demonds”. you left out the fact that they have NO talent.
why does EVERY1 feel the need 2 make fun of the jonas brothers??????? they r totally kid-friendly, exellent singers, and deserves 2 b loved by EVERYONE!!!! one day u arent dragged by ur ears onto something that will hang u by ur toenails. maybe that’ll teach u 2 mess with my jonas brothers!!!!
Terrible singers, unoriginal and meaningless. I couldn’t really understand the last three lines of your comment, and I hope you’re joking.
“one day u arent dragged by ur ears onto something that will hang u by ur toenails. maybe that’ll teach u 2 mess with my jonas brothers!!!!”
what the heck?!? LOL
heyy i love nick jonas he is hot i wish he could come to brandon manitoba i lovr him!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love the jonas bothers theybare so cute plz and nick jonas is so haot
nope they are ugly freaksf
let’s just hope the people that do glorify crap like what rap talks about “being cool” never reproduce…I’ll take positive role models over good music (I’m not saying JB is bad, I like their music, but am not an obsessed fangirl
…not even a fangirl for my #1 favorite band, Fayda). I think one thing people don’t like is what JB stands for; virginity until marriage, peace, cleanliness. You know, all those “uncool” things we shouldn’t be teaching our kids >_>
seriously, if you don’t like their music, don’t listen to it. So simple, even a child could figure it out.
That’s the thing.
I DON’T LISTEN TO THEIR MUSIC.
AND I STILL KNOW HAVE REASON TO LOATHE THEM.
SERIOUSLY.
AND STOP USING THE EXCUSE OF “Good role models”.
SERIOUSLY. THEY’RE NOT THE ONLY ONES…
*sigh*
Sorry bout the Caps overload, but seriously…
BTW, this is the funniest ROFL-Razzi i’ve seen yet…
Good point except that not all of us are parents! But everyone is entitled to
their opinions. My personal opinion is that the lead singer is obnoxious.
I have watched them live a few times and he does this squeaky whiny “ah hu”
sound before every phrase that slightly resemble nails on a chalkboard. And
while the guitar riffs are catchy they don’t usually go anywhere new or
interesting. The music in general is “eh”, not bad but certainly not god like.
So the rabid cult following can only be explained by Disney’s masterful
advertising team that will never cease to find new ways to make your spoiled
children force you buy them more and more sub-par products.
ok first off i dont want to hear any talk about music influencing people… music reflects the culture and the culture is formed by the people the culture does not make people… but i do agree that parental discretion is a key factor
gilr i agree w/ you 100% why does everyone feel the needto diss them? i like them and i dont care what people think sure sometimes the pics make me laugh but think about how they would feel if they saw these pics. (-<) <3 0_
Learn to spell before posting, please. And, maybe we don’t like them because they are, in fact, idiots?
umm i refer you all to ‘the ring’ episode of south park season 13
it says all that needs saying about these talentless morons
How old are you?
wow. i’m sincerely scared of a horde of eight-year-olds who will drag me by my ears onto “something that will hang u by ur toenails.” fascinating. the trademark of their “exellent” singing is evidently ear aches and migraines. [: listen to bob dylan, sweetie. or visit a child psychologist. the latter may be necessary.
they arent the only role models u know, u have more choices than jonas brothers and gang rap, i hate sexist music, sex obsessed music, and music with every other bad morale being glorified in it, but i dont like the jonas brothers either
Perhaps because people who love them can only tell the rest of the world so in stunted sentences without proper spelling?
Quality music =/= rap and hiphop…
I’m just sayin’
There’s plenty of good music out there that doesn’t glorify thug life. Vanessa Carlton, Vampire Weekend, Deathcab for Cutie, Grace Potter and the Nocturnals, The Beatles…
this day and age one can hardly mention the jonas brothers without referencing twilight. *sigh* why can’t they just both disappear?
ur just jealous that ur not as sparkly as Edward…loljk
yeah that’s it *facepalm*
yes i deeply want to sparkle
how did u know????
are u *GASP* a MIND READER?????????
I was jusat comparing the biggest reasons for people hating either.
i agree about the jonas brothers disappearing, but i think that the only reason that people think twilight is stupid now is because of all of the fangirls that show that they are obsessed with it. i love twilight but i don’t act like i would die if they didn’t make any more books. i mean life would go on. some people act like the earth will blow up haha.
Soon it’ll be over.
i love their music, but their getting to be 2 popular. It seems like u can’t turn on the tv with out seeing them..but don’t get me wrong i do like them
To watch people get butthurt when they’re dissed. :3
Are you serious? Listen to real music with thoughtful lyrics that the artist actually wrote themselves and anything besides the same cords and beat over and over again and you will know what amazing is.
Woah! A joke about the Jonas Brothers… stepping into unknown territory there………
For seriously, dude. BIG surprise.
they ARE creepy
xD I love it. That’s brilliant!
You ARE hopeless. Seriously.
No, he/she is HOPless. No hoping involved.
Actually, no hopping involved, either. He/She is, after all, hopless.
whatever. shut up.
This made for day! thanx!
is that a brian stuffed dog in the background?
WANT!
It also looks like Peter there between the douchebag and the other douchebag.
And here I thought it was a peter in the massive-sideburns-douchie’s hand on the left.
specify which one. haha.
i see three.
haha.
They’re not douchebags.
They’re really nice.
You’re a douchebag for calling them douchebags.
You’re a douchebag for calling him a douchebag for calling them douchebags
ummmm… yeah
I think people hate the Jonas Bros. because they are APPROPRIATE and are GOOD ROLE MODELS. Nobody likes appropriate these days.
well idk about others but I hate them beacause their music sucks and the have no talent.
Neither do any rappers in this country,
but somehow they’re popular.
Nobody can understand their bullcrap because they sing too fast.
maybe by the time you have ‘future children’, your vocabulary would have expanded to the point of not needing to swear to insult someone. Of course, the minute you have children… every thing you said will go right out the window anyway and you will turn right into your parents! LOL!!!
Anonymous, you’re right.
And their music isn’t bad.
(Ignore the trolls!)
I appreciate your opinion, ClickClick. You understand that I like them because they don’t cuss and are good role models for today’s obviously corrupted youth.
You really think the little girls that like them, actually like them because they don’t cuss?
And that because they don’t cuss, those little girls won’t cuss either?
Lol.
I listen to them, I don’t cuss.
Kids at my school listen to rap and screamo, they swear like sailors.
We like their music, like them,
and want to be like them.
What ever happened for it to be OK with being good?
You can be good without selling an agenda (which they do).
Plus, being too good results you in getting stepped on. You have to play dirty a little to get by in this life sometimes.
CORRUPTED YOUTH ALERT *sensors go off*
Far from it. Just what I’ve learned first-hand, and from watching others. It’s how life works.
just cause people listen to rap or screamo doesn’t define who they are. i listen to everything. and i mean everything. ranging from demi lovato to queen to forever the sickest kis to all time low to paino concheritos to r. kelly.
so just cause someone listens to rap or screamo doesn’t mean they’re a “bad influence”
maybe you should stop being so judgemental.
They do suck, and we’re entitled to our opinions. Just because we don’t like them doesn’t mean we’re trolls.
Appropriate died in the 1900′s. Get with the times.
lol
xP so true.
all is said
i miss the simpler time.
honestly i think it’s because of all the AH-NNOYING fangirls that are OBSESSED with them. just my opinion.
Well, it’s true, appropriate is out of style. But that aside, there music does suck regardless.
FINALLY! someone has a good sense of humor for once! major win!!
how do you look THAT SULLEN surrounded by stuffed animals?! IT CAN’T BE DONE!
I think they are robots and programed to do whatever Disney says.
I can’t stand these guys!! They all think they “rock” and honestly they SUCK!!! Sorry about that, they are just very annoying. Funny caption though.
At ‘live’ events, they have a REAL band playing REAL guitars behind them. Watch any video of them ‘playing’ you like (at least not during their own TV show). A five year old with a ‘Guitar Hero’ controller is making more realistic music.
Nothing new there.
“Hey-hey, we’re the monkeys!”
i´m only 22 and i still can´t remember i time when i was attracted to people who look 11… it´s just weird to be that THAT is considered hot in any way…. i miss hanson!
Ah the Jonas Brothers
Making people aged 20-25 realizing that Hanson weren’t all that bad
hanson really wasn’t all that bad.
Jeez! Give the kids a break. They exist for teeny boppers. So what?
i wish they gave us a reason to give them a break, i mean honestly they don’t really have all that much talent. i mean there are people that have actual talent that aren’t getting any recognition because of these wanna be New Kids on the Block.
Unoriginal caption and concept; Insulting the Jonas Brothers is nothing new, and the caption is in the same style as the one with Paris Hilton and her dog (A diseased, flea-ridden mutt… and her dog).
I can’t stand their ‘music’, but by all accounts they are respectful of their parents, polite to other adults, and kind to animals and small children, so they really don’t deserve the abuse they get here, which is more appropriately directed towards those who are exploiting them. Yes, exploiting; they are, really, the victims here. (Which I think they know; which is why they look so, in the words of the poster above, they look so ‘sullen.’)
Indeed.
But then again, Marylin Manson is polite and respectful outside of his music and he gets blamed for Columbine.
Isn’t the idea of rock music to be disrespectful?
I hope not.
“No, It’s about sticking it to the man”
-Jack Black, and many others
does there have to be jonas brother pic every single day? we got it, they suck, lets move on. this isnt helping them go away. boy bands go away when the little girls move on and get older.
Ya know, I didn’t even know who the dang Jonas Brothers were, until I came to this site. Hell, I still don’t even really know what they do… But every single solitary day I see some lame joke about them on here and go “Wow, people must REALLY hate these guys for some reason.” only to see yet another one posted the next day. Are there a bunch of 13 year olds who “Won’t be SHEEP!!111″ and are “Differentzomg” making all the captions on here lately?
Give it a rest please, I come on here to see something funny. Not a bunch of kids making the same bad jokes over and over.
The guy on the far left is wearing a Hogwart’s uniform. The guy on the far right could give Rock Lee from Naruto competition for the worst eyebrows ever. The guy in the middle looks like a reject from the 70′s, and yes, the Jonas Bros. jokes are really old.
omg this was funny. I’m sorry but i luv Twilight too. lol. I used to like the Jo Bros but now i hate Joe, no one really likes Kevin (it’s kinda true
) so I only like Nick. but anyway this was hilarious. Major win!
kevin is freaking MARRIED anyway
and u will notice how disney has totally covered that up so they can keep their “image”
Okay, yes, the Jo Bros jokes are old, but I don’t think they ever stop being funny. They’re total dorks. Although, Nick is cute in an eight-year-old kind of way. :]
Goddamn… these endless Jonas Bros and Whinehouse “jokes” are making me consider not coming to the site anymore. Please, for the love of god let it go. The jokes aren’t funny anymore.
i cant stand the jonas brothers or amy winehouse so i agree with “D”
WIN. So much win.
FAIL. So much fail.
Seconded.
>> Can I vote twice?
Doing so invalidates both your and Hails’ votes. Therefore, This is a WIN.
why do ya’ll have to be so mean? would you like to be called all those names? no i don’t think you would! maybe you could think about others and think how you would want to be treated well if you think about it i don’t think you would want to be called a junk! would you hummm? well think be4 you speak! and im NOT! saying ya’ll have to like them but junk? thats mean!
I know I don’t want to be treated like that, that’s why I’m not a musician. If they can’t take the heat, they shouldn’t try to be rockstars.
Oh yeah, they’re good and talented.
They shouldn’t be famous, the disgusting, mean people should.
*hugs Hails* YOU UNDERSTAND! Ahem…sorry. Young teen moment. ^^’
Who’s good and talented? Black Sabbath?
oh, cmon, judjing by how you are saying it, i could easaly say that you are a MAJOR FANGIRL and plus, those guys are only there to show off to girls and little kids, guys accualy know how anoying they are, girls, they just go crazy, like before with backstreetboys and nsync, calm down, dont be offended, because, you have to admit it, there douchbags.
If they didn’t suck so hard, people wouldn’t make fun of ‘em
just like anonymous said thats why you hate them becuse they are GOOD ROLE MODELS! (an like you guys if you were famous) hehe well anyway no one can be good and pure in this world! so i geuss.
i don’t think they are good role models. the jonas brothers are getting a lot of praise and a lot of money for something they don’t even have! and thats talent. i refuse to let my children watch them ever since my second oldest child aged 13 became sooo obsesse with them that she started to demand every jonas brothers merchandise on sale (which costs a lot of money) and kept telling people that she will become the next big time star in the singing career. it pains me to say this but my daughter is not a very good singer and i don’t want her to get high hopes and waste her life on something she’ll never be able to do.
I’ve listened to the Jonas Brothers’ music a few times before, and I have to say while it’s nothing excpetional or different, it’s certainly not horrible. All of this hype and criticism of the Jonas Brothers makes me wonder…
I may be a bit narrowminded, but let’s think back, oh, say forty years ago. Back in the 1960s: a simple time, a better time, when there was a little band from Liverpool that made all the girls swoon, all the parents rage, and all the critics scoff. Admittedly, they and their music were nothing special in those days; they were just following the musical style of the time, and so they sounded like any other pop/rock group that existed back then. Yet, in a matter of years they transformed themselves into a group of master musicians (Save for one. YOU know the one I mean.) whose near-limitless creativity, boundless imagination, and musical ingenuity arguably changed the very way music itself was made and played. Even today their music stands the test of time, praised by millions, if not billions, worldwide.
I speak, of course, about “The Beatles.”
Now, this might be a bit of a stretch to compare the Jonas Brothers to the Beatles, but did they not have the same starting point, as bands who adhered to the popular style of the time? The only difference I can see is that a massive, faceless, and evil corporation is keeping its stranglehold on the Jonas Brothers whereas the Beatles had (relative) freedom. Let loose the noose and perhaps, just perhaps, the brothers have a chance to let some creativity flow.
And for God’s sake, drop the merchandise.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
You have recieved an epic win.
Yes you have. Jonas Bros. deserve respect.
No, they don’t. When they make original music on their own two feet, play instruments without the need of a back-up band behind them, and drop the role Disney has put them in… then they’ll get it. Maybe.
Thank ya Oni
Exactly my point; while I’m not saying that they are deserving of the scorn and mockery that they constantly receive, the brothers certainly aren’t worthy of any respect or praise until they show some actual creativity or originality, and break Disney’s stranglehold.
So in the meantime, I’m asking and hoping for everyone to cool down. If, in a couple of years, they’re still around dancing to Disney’s tune and not one of their own, THEN I’ll see it fit to unleash the fury that only internet nerds can deliver.
We know that won’t happen. I can’t recall anyone who stood in Disney’s shadow that has been able to come out from under it. lol
ewww jonas bro but joe jonas is workin the stuff animals rawr
every one i know wh hates the jonas brothers is one of the following
1.pervert
2.jerk
3.@$^%hole
4.idiot
or
5.emotionless/goth
^YES! Someone understands my feelings toward this unprovoked criticism!
(Let’s see if any of these half-brained twits can figure out what I’m saying)
I hate Anons. And what do you mean, “unprovoked”? The only Football game i accidently watched and got sucked into, they were the half-time show. My brain STILL hasn’t recovered.
6. Someone who sees through the propaganda, and isn’t some brainless pre-teen who takes a bite out of all things Disney just because.
Or just has tastes that run along different lines than rampant commercialism.
Everyone who loves the Jonas Brothers is one of the following
1. Pedophile
2. Retarded Preteen
3. Retarded Pedophile
4. Soccer Mom
or
5. Retarded Pedophile Soccer Mom of Retarded Preteens
sadly, only one of them is actually cute
I’ve never actually heard their music, but I’m sure that it should at least contain SOME talent. I mean, come on! Give the poor guys a chance. *hugs the Jonas Bros.*
Wait, are you the same anon who’s defended JB throughout the comment? And you say you haven’t heard their music? :O
Hahaha. I must admit, i love this one. The Jonas Brothers suck. Thats why everyone makes mean pics about them. Can someone tell me what they are famous for again.
Being puppets for Disney.
and looking like rapists..
HAHA!! THATS HILARIOUS!!!!
hahahahaha…nice! epic win!
hahahahaha…stupid! epic fail!
I profusely agree with everything Hails has said here.
i’m 15 (around the age the Jonas Brothers music is aimed at) and personally i think this is the funniest thing i’m seen in a while !!
To all those people who diss the picture, COME ON can’t you take a joke ??
HILARIOUS =)
no their music is aimed at 8 year olds
cuz no 15 year old i know (im 14) actually likes them
so if their music is aimed at our age group they are failing misribly
YOU ARE VERY EVIL ! YOU STINK!!
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
LMFAO
XD
i like them
but this is epic
Hooray. I don’t hate the Jonas Brothers as people, i think they’re fine guys, but really, their music sucks. Same 3-chord songs, almost whiny vocals, and the fact that they need a backup band (which gets absolutely no credit) all come together to one big pile of bad music to me. And if it’s role models you’re worried about, there’s bands like U2, with a lead singer who spends so much time and money on charity and still sounds amazing. If not, and you’re looking for raw talent, go listen to Queen, Paul Gilbert, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Foo Fighters, Aerosmith, Coldplay, or the Killers. Seriously…
they are gross i hate them
there are all kinds of music heavy metal, rar, rock, anc country but the jonas brothers (sisters) have the crapiest of them all!
ACTUALLY, How can their songs be meaningless???? NICK JONAS had diabetes and he puts that into his songs!!!
hannah, honey. are you around the age of 12?
thought so.
nick jonas does have diabetes. but he’s not the only ‘celeb’ that does. and fersure not the only singer/song writer.
and he doesn’t put the fact that he has diabetes into his songs. he did that like, once. so maybe you should go back and read some lyrics closely.
and he’s not the only one writing the songs. if it weren’t for kevin, the band wouldn’t be nearly as good. and that goes for joe too.
so, chill out and jump off the bandwagon for a sec.
which is worse, Twilight fangirls or Jonas Brothers fangirls?
Jonas brothers suck hard..
awww stop making fun of them. they are meant for the little fangirls. there just ppl like us. but i still hate them.
I’d rather hear a fat guy farting than the jonas brothers. Their music sucks hard >.>
oh ha ha ha.
@Kat,
If your older and more mature why must you make fun of them?There a pretty good example fr most young teens.