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You haven’t seen me in a decade, but you’ll still pay $200 for these new shoes.
(Michael Jordan)
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His shoes are crap. They have always been crap.
Yeah, that’s why he’s a multi-millionaire and you’re doing sooo much better than him with your far superior products and general awesomeness, right?
I didn’t realize that popularity was a reliable index of quality.
Not that I care one way or the other about Jordan, but your argument is inherently flawed.
Products are usually popular because thier quality has been proven over time especially since his shoes have been around since before many of us were born. Your argument is inherently flawed.
Nope. Popularity means nothing when it comes to products, ideas, politics, etc. Need I bring up the tons of popular products that are shown to be dangerous or unreliable (I recommend a quick search of “popular product recalls”), women’s supposed inferiority, etc.?
How about you make an argument against Hitsuzen that isn’t an ad hominem?
Correction: Popularity *might* mean something, but it’s not a *reliable* index, as stated before.
Fallacies used:
Ad hominem
Appeal to belief
Appeal to popularity
Appeal to tradition
Just for the record, the shoes are of quality.
Sure, they are of “a” quality, but now we’re being pedantic and playing word games.
They are arguably of lower quality than other shoes in the same price range.
Sweet pissing contest!
my turn!!!
“oh yeah well your shoes are the pedantic ones!”
**sits in and crosses arms in a “I told you” fasion.
But other than the popular products you are talking about, his shoes are on the market since almost forever. Also they are used by professionals and designed by one. Your argument is inherently flawed.
Pros never wear the same shoe two games in a row.
Hardly the same market as the average consumer.
He’s a lot hotter than i remember
Aint that the damn truth!
I never bought anything he endorses but I gotta say, that man is HAWT!!! He must be cloned.
I agree. He looks great. Usually when the stars come back from being away from the public eye, they look seriously jacked up. Not having a personal stylist all the time does that, I suppose. But his recent pics show him still looking good.
I know what you mean. Still classy looking.
He should find a way to bottle up his YUMMY’ness and sell it. I would buy it.
Or you can pay $6 for the Sam Bowie shoes. $100 for the Olajuwons. Sam Bowie smartest draft pick of all time!
It’d be a very different world if Sam Bowie was in Nike, Gatorade, and of course in Hanes commercials. I would love to see a player who averaged 10.9 point per game in his underwear.
You know, I’ll pay $20 for my Chuck Taylors, but Jordan will still have my respect. Not only because he’s a true gentleman, but also a great father, role-model, athlete and being as sexy as Sean Connery never hurt anyone.
Great father, role-model?
The man is an unreformed gambling addict who cheated frequently on his wife and ran around with many unsavory peoples.
No citation needed when the truth is easier to find than the back of your hand.
Well, you cited it, for one, and for another, you have obviosuly never done anyhting wrong, and if you have, you should never breed or get married.
I neither claimed innocence nor role-model status.
Follow the link – see how many apply to your post.
The man was in Space Jam. He played basketball with Bugs Bunny.
If playing Basketball with Bugs Bunny doesn’t earn you a few tickets out of scandal town I don’t know what does.
For serious.
This is the magic that is photoshop – This is funny but my co-worker at the web agency that took this photo and made his site was clone stamping and heal brushing the many bumps and pock marks off his face all day. Up close – his skin looks like the photos from the lunar landing
No stylist needed. MJ is all-in-one.
Who is this guy? didn’t he play baseball or something?
I think he was that guy in Space Jam. ;o)
He runs around in his underwear on TV. What a fruitcake lol
this man is my hero… or would be, if i were black, and american
You don’t need to be a black American to have one as your hero; he’s seriously a legend no matter how you look at it.
ill buy his shoes a 100 years from now even if they run for 1000 bux a pop….why you ask…because this man is a symbol…he stands for preserverance, hard work, courage etc etc…when im wearing a pair im reminded of that…his shoes are priceless to me
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INHERENTLY FLAWED!!
Idk, just seems like the cool thing to say. Everybody’s doing it.
man, this guy is the reason i wear #23! if i could be half the player he was my life would be complete. too bad i don’t have his air time. i’ve got the thunderous dunk going though!
Michael Jordan = G.O.A.T.
$2 sneakers from China?