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70 YEARS OLD


raquel welch

70 YEARS OLD
And still hotter than today’s whining starlets!

(Raquel Welch)

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  1. Y2KDragon says:

    Amen to that!

  2. Kinoko says:

    plastic surgery win?

  3. plaster says:

    Cheetah!

  4. bgb808 says:

    Brava, Jo Raquel Tejada! That kind of hot just never cools down (even though this is not her most recent picture). I just wish she would let herself go gray, like Helen Mirren…

    • Koki Kariya says:

      I don’t know, Helen Mirren pulls it off really well but that is probably because she wears her hair short. Long gray hair would likely age her severly.

      • LeeGer says:

        Helen Mirren looks good too, hot even on some pictures, but she is younger than Raquel and looks older.

        • Lemon Curry? says:

          Fun fact about Helen Mirren: She has appeared nude on-screen in five different decades. Nothing to do with Raquel, but it’s a record that may not be topped for quite a while.

  5. scooby doo says:

    Not really hotter than younger starlets… but good looking for 70 years old, that’s for sure.

    Good genes + makeup + tons of cosmetic surgery + good photography

  6. Czernobog says:

    Epic cougar.

  7. lol says:

    So true.

  8. Dan says:

    she’s 68

  9. Dan says:

    get it right

    • martianmary says:

      And while we’re on the subject of getting it right, it’s “than” not “then”. “Then” refers to time; “than” is used to compare two objects. I do love the message. She has always been a beautiful and sophisticated woman.

  10. misty says:

    definately hotter than todays whining starlets! little size 2 anorexic drama ridden partiers. rediculous. give me real curves any day

    • kuskus says:

      More like

      “I’m fat, and could never get a thin attractive girl, so I convince other people I prefer fat chicks”

      • A-Non says:

        Wow, what a douchebag. I’ve been with fat chicks and skinny chicks and you know what? I’d rather lay my head on a nice soft tummy at night than bones wrapped in malnourished skin.

      • Linkage says:

        I have dated model type women and thicker women. My current wife is 5 foot 3 and currently pregnant with our third child. Even with a baby belly, she’s beautiful, because real love is not about superficial bullsh*t. My wife usually weighs 130 pounds or less after each baby and sometimes has a six pack. She is curvy, but also thin. I believe Misty was just trying to explain that BUlimia and Anorexia should not be celebrated in our society, but that is what people seem to set as the standard today. I am a 6 foot 1 inch tall man who works out and I am nearly 280 pounds. I am mostly muscle, but natural looking. I am Scottish, Irish, German, Native American, and a variety of other races. I don’t look like a muscle magazine guy either. I am also an artist that has worked in college on editing photography. I was taught how to make normal women look like anorexics, because that is what society calls for. Kuskus needs to wake up and stop being a pr*ck.

  11. Don says:

    I’d still hit it

  12. LEILA says:

    I hope to look 1/2 as good as she does when I am her age.

    Not sure I like her in the leopard print top. It takes away from her true sophistication. I see her as the American version of Sofia Loren.

    • Fluffy says:

      Have enough plastic surgery, hire a great photographer, buy enough hair dye and you will.

      Yeah she looks awesome but she’s also very insecure if she’s afraid to grow old gracefully.

      Oh well. Too each their own. So long as she’s happy. :)

      • LEILA says:

        You don’t think she is natural? I thought she was………… :(

        • Waffre says:

          Yeah? She’s the same age as my mother, who didn’t start going gray until
          like 10 years ago, and my great-great grandfather lived to be nearly 80
          and he NEVER went gray.

          So :P

          That said, I agree that it’s probably colored.

          • A-Non says:

            Well, red hair from a bottle is probably the easiest to spot. That’s the only reason why I brought up her hair.

            My grandmother had a full head of deep brown hair until she was sixty. By the time she was sixty one is was all WHITE. It was kind of humorous to us how fast it happened.

        • LEILA says:

          Thanks for ruining it for me! :D

      • sinfonie says:

        She may be insecure about it, but at least she’s not on a stage showing her crotch to 5000 people like Madonna…

    • S. Wagner says:

      I’d like to have looked 1/2 as good at 1/2 my age! I’m not as old as her but I’ll never look like that!

  13. Blackfeather says:

    She can wear whatever she wants really. She’d make a burlap sack after it’s held potatoes look incredible. I hope I can look 1/2 that good at that age.

    • Lemon Curry? says:

      Burlap sack…that reminds me:
      She did a guest spot on The Muppet Show back in the day. She did a song with Miss Piggy, about what each could do “because I’m a woman/W-O–M-A-N”. One of her lines said “I could make a dress out of a food sack.” (To which Miss Piggy replied, “Why would you want a food sack dress?” And Raquel answered, “Oh, honey, I can make anything look good!”)

    • Forge says:

      Psch, I hope I look half as good as Judi Dench at that age. = )

  14. Captain Blowme says:

    I had sex with her just last week. Still wiping the dust off.

  15. Larkspur says:

    This pic was taken in January of last year, so yeah its recent.

  16. BAW says:

    Add Sophia Lauren and Anne Margaret and you’d have a trifecta. Too bad Brigitte Bardot has turned into a hag.

    • Mark11779 says:

      BAW… that has ALWAYS been my Tri-Fecta. And Sophia is SINGLE again after Carlo Died last year… She still looks great too…

      Between the 3 of them… notice how they were offered MILLIONS to show it all for Playboy/Penthouse and none of them did. Thats called CLASS. They never sold out for money… like todays anorexic Whiners. These are the last of a dying breed. Sophisticated women who look good and act with Dignity.

  17. laz says:

    Ew.
    Major hotness fail..

  18. Ninjah! says:

    This is hot, but Kim Kardashian is a liar for being “fake”? Interesting.

    She looks great though, I completely agree.

  19. claymore2211 says:

    I don’t believe that is a current picture. Maybe from the 1980s…

  20. RuthenianCowboy says:

    So THAT’S what’s behind the Foster-Grants.

    She and Alice Cooper were once an item. One could do worse than Coop’s sloppy seconds.

  21. The TX says:

    Than/then phail.

  22. Granny says:

    Oh grow up ! She IS still that hot at 70 !! Some people just live right, some have good genes, some have both !

  23. reth says:

    No. No. No! No. No…

    She’s less ugly than my grandmothers, true. She’s still hideous.

  24. dowant says:

    i still want to bang her

    hmm MILF fap,fap,fap,fap ….ahhhhhhhhh

  25. mark says:

    Yeah, not so much… I’m not into trashy-looking old women.

  26. hchase says:

    Than.

  27. kate says:

    It’s THAN, not then! Still hotter THAN today’s starlets.

  28. Stephanie says:

    cougar.

  29. snokful says:

    Sorry, I am not plasticsexual. That goes for anyone of any age.

  30. Jack says:

    “than” not “then”. Spelling FAIL.

  31. e says:

    clearly has had work done!

  32. alini says:

    all of u! with or without surgery wish u look that good at 70!

  33. The bickering over exactly how old she is and how old the photo is and how much she really looks like that when she jumps out of bed should all stop. She IS past 70 now, has made recent public appearances looking gorgeous, and looks better with makeup/surgery/etc. than virtually any other ‘senior’ actress armed with the same resources. And by the way, while everyone was nitpicking the than/then mistake, no one caught the missing apostrophe in “todays”.

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