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brock lesnar

$500 REWARD
For the return of my neck. No questions asked.

(Former WWE wrestler and MMA fighter Brock Lesnar)

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  1. coyoteman says:

    Nawt sekkund? Ennyway I’m holding you neck hostage. Gimmee $5 million or the neck gets it!!

  2. Wolvie says:

    Some sad pencil-necked geek posted this picture.

    • Anonymoustache says:

      Yes because it’s completely unreasonable to think this man has no neck, unless you yourself have too much of one.
      Perfect logic.

  3. Rox says:

    Why do men do that to themselves? Being that muscular is just as repulsive as being skeletally thin or super morbidly obese.

    If I wanted to sleep with someone who looked as though their body was covered with tumors, I’d sleep with someone whose body was covered with tumors.

    • Siobhan says:

      I think I’d be afraid to be squished…

    • Lolnathan says:

      1) It’s healthy, assuming you aren’t overdoing it on the roids, HGH or whatever else, 2) It’s fun to stay in peak shape, 3) It’s a necessity for certain sports. and 4) Despite your protestations, a lot of women dig it. A lot of really gorgeous women. It’s very easy to be judgemental when you know you’d never have a shot with a muscular athlete anyway.

      • Hello. says:

        Anytime the conversation about ridiculously muscular guys comes up, I have never ONCE heard a single woman say she found it attractive (at least not to the extent of our lovely friend in the picture). Also, it’s NOT “peak shape” in the sense that you have a healthy, balanced diet and a healthy body. Many body builders overload on protein and at their “peak shape” are fairly dehydrated.

        I appreciate someone who is in shape, but having your arms be as big around as my waist or having no neck is simply not attractive. It’s creepy.

        • GasWeasel says:

          Men all say they don’t like fake breasts, too, but the girls with them aren’t sitting home alone on a friday night posting on roflrazzi ;)

          • Lolnathan says:

            Precisely the point I was trying to make, good way of putting it!

          • Hello. says:

            I wouldn’t say ALL men say they don’t like fake breasts. I’ve known quite a few who don’t care if they’re real or fake, as long as they’re huge and they can play with them.

            The real question is, how many men (if given the choice) would choose messed up fake boobs to a good-sized pair of real ones? Because that’s what being like this guy is- a messed up version of a good thing.

        • Wolvie says:

          They find his fame and money sexy I bet.

          • Rico says:

            Find it odd nobody brought up that when he isn’t acting he’s a very nice guy. Then again I suppose when you are talking with your fans you always tend to be nice :p.

            I’ve met a ton of current and former pro-Wrestlers at various venues and every last one of them seemed like someone I could hang out with. Now…would they hang out with someone like me? Probably not. I’d end up bugging them I’m sure.

  4. LEILA says:

    Steroids…Gotta love ‘em!!! ……………and ew! Do not want.

  5. gtrgurl says:

    “WHERE’S YOUR F****N NECK!!”

  6. Blarg says:

    Let’s just hope Brock never runs into joelj1161. :D

    • Luis says:

      Like, literally run in to, or else I’m pretty sure joelj1161 would get drastically hurt xD.

      On another note, Brock Lesnar is very muscular, but, to me, he’s not to the point of it being gross. It’s gross when you can see most of their veins.

  7. DrFurball says:

    Hey, it’s Mr. Dream!

  8. keb says:

    He’s a UFC fighter. He need to have a no neck.

  9. Meeee!!! says:

    Yeah, you could pay 500 bucks, or… just lay off the steroids and I assure you your neck will grow right back.

  10. Will says:

    he’ll KO you then F5 your ass!

  11. The Zoo Crew says:

    When his neck comes back, will they recognize each other or will introductions be needed?…….. =/

  12. Armanda Hardy says:

    I guess he’s not as bad as Dave Batista (another wwe wrestler). But Brock was one of the few huge tall guys who had some amount of talent. :C

  13. anon says:

    i can’t help with the neck but i have a pack of sausages that would work well

  14. dssgs says:

    i would rather have little neck, with very muscular traps, rather then have pencil neck :D


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