Comments on: VAMPIRES

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By: Dovey

Dovey — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 16:39:22 +0000

Darn you, Stephanie Meyer, attempting to pay tribute to the classic Dracula and ending up causing confusion for those who don’t pay enough attention to distinguish between one “l” and two!

By: Dovey

Dovey — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 16:30:57 +0000

“I am going to write a book about Unicorns. Except they’ll be orange, shaped like cats and excrete oil.”

I would most definitely, very willingly read that. And become a fangirl. And buy the consequent “unicorn oil” that stores will sell.

By: Dovey

Dovey — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 16:25:25 +0000

“and the writers had the decency to stop after
the second testament, and not make four.”

Rofl!

By: Dovey

Dovey — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 16:22:39 +0000

Someone has the angries today… If you have the right to bash people who don’t like Twilight then they have the right to bash Twilight. Please don’t act like you’d throw yourself in front of a train for a book series.

By: Dovey

Dovey — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 16:14:16 +0000

But a real vampire could do all those things without being noticed enough to end up on the FBI’s most wanted list…

By: Blasko

Blasko — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 17:15:16 +0000

Bela Lugosi

By: Anne

Anne — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 04:52:38 +0000

bwahahahahhaha win

By: attorneys

attorneys — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 03:07:18 +0000

who is this actor?

By: Olort

Olort — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:31:46 +0000

У нас в Дагестане за такие слова могут и камням изакидать

By: Blasko

Blasko — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:58:22 +0000

LOL I Just realised the irony of this picture…anyone else? That picture isn’t from ‘Dracula’ as I guess most ppl think, its from ‘Mark of the Vampire’…spoiler ahead……………………..where Lugosi plays a guy pretending to be a vampire…not a REAL vampire…slightly ironic:)

By: slissustypowl

slissustypowl — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 04:42:48 +0000

А мне блог понравился

By: Rose

Rose — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 11:31:27 +0000

But there are certain criteria that every vampire myth ’round the world follows, they drink blood (from somewhere, whether it be neck or butt- yes, the ARSE), don’t go out in the sunlight (or something like that), and are weak against religious icons, whether it be the cross, the Star of David, or friggin’ Buddha.
There is a sort of template to the vampire and in it they are EVIL and incapable of LURV. They may not be real but neither are the Greek Gods and yet if I were to make Zeus a hot dog vendor in New York you’d probably get all up in my face for completely ruining Zeus by not making him Hugh Hefner or something!
If there’s a myth of it, there an archetype for it that you’ll have to follow for it to be considered what it is, and, let’s face it, they aren’t vampires, they’re fairies because only fairies sparkle.
Rant done!

By: Rose

Rose — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 11:21:07 +0000

Just so you know, this is like the twentieth time someone has said those exact words…
And it’s STILL continued on so as much as we’d all like for Twilight’s fans and haters to STFU, they shan’t…or rather, can’t. Either way, as my math teacher says;
“Too bad, so sad, get used to it.”

By: AmyA7X

AmyA7X — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 15:22:17 +0000

Vampires don’t exist. The End.

By: VikingofDoom

VikingofDoom — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:21:06 +0000

Only one slight problem with playing a GOOD vampire-it is very hard to be good when your diet consists of human blood. It would be easier to play a neutral vampire, but impossible to play a good one.

By: Nikky

Nikky — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:11:02 +0000

This is my favorite argument.

“I hate Twilight.”
“How can you say that!1!11!!apple I bet you didn’t even read them!!!”
“No, I read them.”
“Well, no one MADE you read them. Gawd. I mean, I realize I blabber about them constantly, but, um, why can’t you just stop obsessing over something you hate. You shouldn’t have read them then!”
“But you just said…”
“Never mind that!!1!! Edward is muh lover!!apple1!!”

Only, insert more crazy.

By: valentine

valentine — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 06:44:14 +0000

uh okay idiot. NO one made you read those books. jeez.

By: Alias

Alias — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:27:13 +0000

People just want to believe stuff that makes them feel better. I’m glad someone here has some common sense.

By: Alias

Alias — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:22:01 +0000

And that was exactly why she kept writing, IMO. For money. Not only did the books read like crap initially, they went on to be worse and worse because she apparently didn’t care about fine writing anymore. She only wanted the share of the millions.

Sure, Twilight is about vampires. You know how I know? Because the books SUCK!

By: Alias

Alias — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:15:08 +0000

I am probably falling into an Internet Troll trap, but I don’t especially care.

I have read both the Harry Potter series and the Twilight saga and I have to say, on a scale from one to ten, while HP scores at a 10+, the Twilight saga would be a -14. These books are so different that it is nearly impossible to compare them! Its like putting up your toddler’s work of art next to the Mona Lisa and expecting to have a critique between those two.

Look at my earlier comment. I explain more of my thoughts on Stephenie Meyer’s writing there.

By: Alias

Alias — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:26:03 +0000

I agree with you on most aspects. The quality of the literature–I’m meaning the nitty-gritty material–wasn’t so much the issue (Stephenie Meyer does have some skill with visualization techniques), it was mainly the way she chose to go about the whole work. Overall, yes, the errors of the series had to do with her failure of keeping the plot “believable” (by the fourth book I was physically nauseous).
I mean, seriously. Did I NEED to know exactly how you gave birth to your freaky mutant baby, Bella? That. Was. Disgusting.
I find it exceedingly refreshing that there are a few select people on the Internet that haven’t totally been subject to the deteriorating quality of the English language and American culture.
Would you agree?

By: Alias

Alias — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:14:04 +0000

Ha, that’s clever! I’m going to start using that…”meyerpire”…*muses to self*

By: Alias

Alias — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:13:25 +0000

People who go around calling other d-words usually are the d-words themselves. : /

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By: Cait

Cait — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:10:09 +0000

Seriously? People- GET A LIFE. I am so sick of people complaining about Twilight. If you don’t like it, don’t read it. Don’t watch the movie. But don’t waste time complaining about it. I’m sick of people making such a big deal about it ruining “real” vampires. VAMPIRES ARE NOT REAL. They are mythical creatures. It’s Stephanie Meyer’s book, and she can do whatever the hell she wants with her characters and her story. If she wanted to write a book about vegatarian zombies that don’t like brains, then she can. Cause guess what? They’re not real either!! There cannot be a cryteria that must be followed when it comes to vampires because THEY ARE NOT REAL. So stop saying that “real” vampires don’t sparkle. IT’S A BOOK. You people are RIDICULOUS.

By: Artemis

Artemis — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:44:25 +0000

No one cares.

By: Artemis

Artemis — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:43:08 +0000

Nobody cares.

By: Artemis

Artemis — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:42:39 +0000

And you would know this how? You wish you could do this, but you would still be considered douche, which you are.

By: Artemis

Artemis — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:36:27 +0000

well u kinda suck too. if you don’t like twilight then shut up and stop being such a loser and commenting about something you dont like because nobody cares.

By: eilo

eilo — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:27:40 +0000

it is called new moon

By: Rose

Rose — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 21:41:19 +0000

LoL Loved the pic.
And yes, Twilight has indeed ruined vampires, though this is just my opinion as the opinion f others is just an opinion so don’t bash me Twi-Tards and Twi-Lovers, if you want to, go ahead and agree with my statement.
In any case, EVERYONE should like this pic, it’s a joke, get over it those who can’t help but analyze it. Stop being so anal and laugh for a few seconds, will you?

Once again, LOL.

By: theFail

theFail — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 19:21:10 +0000

So you’re a douche if you like the Twilight-series? Personally I used to like them, because they were some of the first books I could sit down and read without having to think too much – it was relaxing. After I started to read more epic stories, I found out that Twilight really wasn’t anything for me anymore, but I don’t hate it. I may seem like a party-pooper now in your little hate-club, but you’re just being an ass.

By: edturd colon

edturd colon — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:33:12 +0000

A stalking sparklepixie and a whiny Mary-Sue makes a good book?
I daresay, you either haven’t read anything good yet, or you have no taste in good books.
Have you tried good literature like Harper Lee’s To Kill A Mockingbird, or Ernest Hemingway’s Old Man and the Sea?
If that’s not good enough, try Dracula, or Cirque Du Freak by Darren Shan, or Salem’s Lot by Stephen King.
You may see that Twilight is thus the crappiest book ever written.

By: edturd colon

edturd colon — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:16:15 +0000

Actually, I wouldn’t contradict, personally. But on general, we’re only speaking out on the more extreme ones, who (scroll all the way up to esme’s comment) have that sort of twisted thinking.
Sure, maybe there are minor weaknesses, but these are what- never explicitly demonstrated in those books which we twi-haters call trash. These relatively minor and unproven “facts” of the books altogether make bad characterisation, whereby there are no flaws, no change, just seemingly invincible gods who make peace with everything about them.
ON a different side note, fire kills them… Haven’t we seen this somewhere in the vampire world…? *hint. think Anne Rice.*
I have friends who like Twilight (unfortunately, I know a Twitard [different from the average Twilight-liker like you] too)
Maybe you’re looking the wrong way. I think we all have our equal share of trashy books, and different people like different things. Perhaps what we all need are chill pills.

By: edturd colon

edturd colon — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:07:48 +0000

As many of the haters, I have too read it.

Though, the question is not on how we can win.
The question is when will they stop failing.

By: Roguefemme

Roguefemme — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 13:33:43 +0000

Thanks goodness somebody finally made the most important point. I could give a crap about sparkling vampires, but teenage girls are viewing STALKER behavior as romance. NO.

stalking =/=love.

By: Gigalol

Gigalol — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:48:27 +0000

Dude, compared to Harry Potter they fail. the end.

By: CptChaos

CptChaos — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 03:00:49 +0000

If anyone wants to read a real good series about Dracula, check out Fred Saberhagen’s “Dracula” series, starting with “The Dracula Tape,” in which Mr. Saberhagen tells the tale from the Count’s POV. You’ll never look at the Bram Stoker version the same way again. Then read “The Holmes/Dracula File.” I won’t ruin it for you, it’s a doozy.

By: Sleepy Burger

Sleepy Burger — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 02:34:04 +0000

I believe the correct term is “meyerpire.” No self-respecting vampire would douse themselves in glitter, then go back to high school and seduce a whiny, clingy girl.

If *I* were a vampire, I’d probably end up on the FBI most wanted list for all the stuff I’d pull.

By: gruchi

gruchi — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:34:28 +0000

yea i do so get off this conversation

By: megan

megan — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 04:53:28 +0000

vampires are real go to vampirewebsite.net

By: Mara

Mara — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 04:19:02 +0000

They were also bloated.

By: Mara

Mara — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 04:17:27 +0000

By the way, did you know, on the subject of Vampire myths, that old, old myths viewed Vampires not as the pale creatures we imagine them, but as ruddy (red) skinned due to the blood they consumed?

Random fact.

By: Mara

Mara — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 04:12:45 +0000

Oh, Twilight fans make me laugh. I have to admit: I enjoyed the books as a very quick mindless read. Not deep or profound or even very well written. I found them fun to read despite the many flaws; I am a sucker for any kind of romance, no matter how crappily it is written. I liked the characters, and I didn’t notice that Bella was whiny until people pointed it out. Edward was okay, but I kept on until the end more because I was amused by Jacob than interested in what happened to Bella. (secret- I was hoping for a dramatic death).

The movie sucked, period. That said, my guilty secret is that I would watch it again because I am admittedly a romantic at heart. Although I wish someone would replace the actor who plays Edward- he’s all wrong for the part, and he and Bella have no chemistry whatsoever. (fangirls will probably kill me for that.)

On to the Twilight haters, I can agree with you as well. The books are not very original, and I did not like that her vampires sparkle. Had they been some other mythic creatures, it would have been fine. There was never a real reason for Bella to fear Edward, which gave his “I’m dangerous” spiel no value. Had he broken down and really attacked her or someone else, I would have liked the books more. As for Bella’s whininess, I find that almost all teen romance novels of this genre seem to have either immature, whiny heroines or incredibly independent and annoyingly prideful ones. I’ve yet to read a fantasy-genre teen high-school romance that does not feature such a heroine. (Why do I keep reading them? Sheer boredom combined with a romantic heart that hopes for a good story.)

And finally, the caption… is awesome. Whether you love or hate Twilight, this should make you laugh, not get on your nerves. It’s not spiteful or attacking anyone or anything. Sure, it’s making fun of sparkly vampires. Come on. Look at that phrase. Even if you’re completely in love with Twilight, you can’t help but laugh at it. Sparkly Vampires. My first thought when she mentioned that Edward sparkled was “Ooh! Shiny… wait… sparkly vampire? Are you kidding? Ha!”

Bela Lugosi’s Dracula is classic, as is Bram Stoker’s Dracula (I am referring to the book, yes. I have read it)

I think I’m done.

By: Hezza

Hezza — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:48:07 +0000

Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics-even if you win, you’re still retarded.

By: O.o

O.o — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:39:22 +0000

did we need to know ANY of that? its a twilight sux page and ur complaining cause ppl are saying it sux, not to sound rude, but plz, dont even bother trying to make sense of all the ridiculous things about it

By: Alternative Rock Kid

Alternative Rock Kid — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:27:48 +0000

I didn’t enjoy the first book, but I gave it a shot. You can’t blame people for not reading the books after they hear about how vampires sparkle and how Bella just wants to do Edward day and night. I may have only read the first book but the rest of it looks like crap and I won’t make an effort to read the others, though the fourth one does look like lulz just because it is so stupid and random. I hear that they have sex, Bella (basically) saves the world, and they all live happily ever after in a perfect world.

Also, Your Mom, if it’s a pic bashing on Twilight, why are you even here. Just gtfo and don’t be such a douche.