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MICHAEL JACKSON
Only in america can you be born a poor black kid and die a rich white woman.
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leave the poor man be
No.
She is neither poor nor a man.
You feel pretty effin’ ignorant to say that now, don’t you?
Hm your funny aren’t you? How ignorant can you be?
yea hes just like anyone else F**K YOU WHOEVER DID THIS!
Except dead. THIS WAS DONE OVER A YEAR AGO, you ignorant fool!
That caption is SOOOO OLD! If you are going to post something at least be original, not a cheap and not so funny imitation!
That’s exactly what I was coming here to say.
This is just boring.
I’m pretty sure Michael Jackson is still alive. If he has indeed transformed into a woman, I’m glad. That means he’s finally ended this “in between sexes” phase.
This one has already been made! Give MJ a rest! He was a damn good singer back in the days…
…he was vibrant, robust, enthusiastic,…before he started sneaking into little boy’s bedrooms and talking to their pee-pees…
That’s what you think.
Not anymore
This is a clear-cut example of someone who ‘takes the intarwebz too srsly.’
It’s okay, dude, don’t cry. In modern society it’s OKAY for people to have differing opinions.
P.S. I’d be happy to say that I think this picture is overdone and boring to your face. Why, is what I said supposed to be horrifically offensive or something? ONOZ NOT A DIFFERNT OPINYON, WHAT DO I DOOOOOO?
I agree!
you no what who ever madethis is rude because he had skin desez and he’s a guy you know what if i was older i would so be madder
MICHAEL JACKSON
only in america can you be born a poor black kid and die a pedo freak alien
THANK-YOU!!! at least SOMEONE in this forum has half a brain!
He’s not dead yet.
As good as surely?
Why do you wish such ill upon Shirley?
Actually, he is.
Hurm, I remember getting this joke in my e-mail….. About five or six years ago. Amusing the first time but now it just made me groan a little. *shrug*
Uh, he also has like NO money left.
He grifted some Arabian prince or something cause hes so broke.
Ugh, please dont make me look at pictures of him like this! gross
Even worse he’s looking down. It’s as though he can see your crotch and is judging you.
Also every picture of him you look at (post Thriller) shrivels a little more of your soul.
Dude, you must capitalize “America”. K?
…and as far as the MJ, he has mental issues none of us can ever understand. Sure he has no excuse for not seeking the medical attention he should get. He is loaded afterall. It’s kinda sad.
“I was born a poor black child…” Steve Martin
You know a movie is gonna be good if it starts out with a white hobo-looking guy saying those lines.
This caption blows. Not only is it over-done, but it’s lame.
Also, this format that makes these look like motivational posters is stupid.
Originality FAIL!!!
now he is dead, you have to respect him
Not all recycling is good.
…World? I’ll make a deal with you…Send him back to ‘America’ and you can have me in exchange…OK?…
Like anyone would want you? We’d all rather have Michael Jackson back OK? He was the best person on this earth, and innocent.
who wants ya?
not funny by any stretch. can you spell C-O-R-N-Y?
Yes, I can, but the question should be, how many people outside of this thread spell it “Micheal” [SIC] Jackson?
Holy crap that’s creepy…I just said that last night during American Idol. They made the unfortunate decision to have the contestants sing Michael Jackson songs…the fools.
Well … it can only get better, or can’t it?
I agree that the caption was insanely funny, but I also agree that it’s old and that the picture showing his progression through the years into what he is now was MUCH more comical.
Since when was he born poor anyway?
First I heard.
umm they could at least used one of his worse photos hes smoking hot here
Rich? Not anymore, methinks.
Omfg… Michael Jackson is NOT A WOMAN !!! >:O
He isn’t? Did I miss anything?
Michael is the best !!!! and we all know he become white because of Vitiligo !!!! So Michael is KING OF POP
You misspelled “v!agra”.
HE DIED!!
RIP MJ…n pls d caption is dry and useless
go do smethg better wiv ur life
oh i forgot…dis is ur best…ild bet uld die a broke ass
Please re-post your comment in the English language. Thank you.
not only in america…in romania is the same thing…belive me:d
You stole this from an ad that ran back in 1998 or 1999. The ad was for a record store and had a side by side photo of MJ as a youth and the wreck he had become. the headline read, “We have Michael Jackson from when he was a poor black child to a rich white woman.”
Be original, people.
Not everyone has searched for the EXACT ad you saw in 1998. I happened to think this mildly humorous, so if they hadn’t have posted this lol I would have been denied the slight chuckle that was triggered because of this.
Just wanted to say I just ordered this Thriller Album, to bring back Michael in our memories. I grew up with MJ. He is the Best! We will certainly miss you.
MICHAEL J. JACKSON WE WILL NEVER FORGET THE KING OF POP U WILL BE MISSED DEEPLY AND SADLY
He touched my winkie
michael jackson the king of pop and the best
YOUR MORRONS, AND RECPESTLESS PEOPLE! Now Michael is dead,and you guys are still as dumb as ever! Screw you all
Michael Jackson, Rest in Peace!! <3
Good god, shut up. Sure, you’re all sentimental now, but where were you when he touched little boys, bleached his skin, cut off his nose, and hung babies out the window? You were nowhere. But now that he’s dead, you’re all stepping up and telling people who posted comments six months ago to be respectful. Just another one of MJ’s fair-weather fans.
Too soon.
Just so you ignorant morrons know: Michael Jackson was cleared of all Pediphilia cases. There was absolutly no proof. And it doesn’t matter how rich a person is, or how good of laywers they have.
If there is even a miniscule thred of evidance, then the person goes away for a long time.
So suck it and respect the dead.
Em, to be cleared of charges, you have to be tried and acquitted, not make out of court payments to the families of the aledged victims.
Just saying.
Actually Michael NEVER wanted to pay any1, period. He was told to settle by his close friends & he listened to them. I wish I had been his friend from the start, I would’ve told him to fight it!
no
just no
die a rich white woman?!
thats just mean rude and offensive! >:(
leave the him alone
michael jackson was awesome and always will b
R.I.P. MJ
LEAVE HIM ALONE
would you be laughing
if he said something like that about
you, you have nothing better to
do huh? even his old chimp bubbles has
more of a life than you do. and yes bubbles
is still alive.
This is lame and disrespectful. Everyone had their fun while he was here.. why not lay off now and let people mourn.
Leave Michael alone!! He’s not white, he’s black, he just has a skin condition, and he’s not a woman. Poor guy…Idiots and morons like you guys and the yellow press made his life hell, but now he can finally rest in peace. Love you Mike.
R.I.P Michael. They tried to hurt you with their words but it just not happening no more. You’re in etenral peace.xxx
PISS OFF U WANKERS AND LEAVE OUR KING OF POP AND THRILLER ANGEL ALONE
he was actually in debt when he died so joke on you
Even in debt, he still had more bank than you will ever see in the rest of your natural life… In fact, in life he could by you, sell you & re-buy if he wanted.
These Michael Jackson jokes need to be TAKEN OFF OF HERE. He’s dead, and saying things like this is cruel and evel. Grow up, none of you could’ve done it like Mike.
This website is going down if these pictures don’t get taken off.
Says who? And what about all the other people that are dead with jokes still circulating? People still make jokes about Superman and the guy who played that role has been dead for years, and didn’t have nearly a smidgen of the problems Michael Jackson did.
I’m sure a year ago you yourself would have been laughing at this picture. You just want to sound “supportive” on the Internet now that he’s gone.
MEAN BUTTHOLE
Do you not understand?! This was made over a year ago! BEFORE he died! They’re not taking it down because it’s totally true! I’m sure all of you were being this sentimental when he bleached his skin and hung babies out the window!
Stop leave him alone! That poor man has to deal with all this crap! He’s gonna haunt you and slice you thoat in your dreams!!! BTW MJ is SUPER SEXY!!!
No no, he is alive. They found him in the woods. Then the video taper got it!!!!
http://doodiepants.com/2009/08/27/michael-jackson-is-alive-and-well/
Michael Jackson was a genious of music! He was an innocent man! He wanted to HEAL THE WORLD! You all who hate him, you should take a look at yourself! You are nothing compared to him, you have no talent, you have nothing good to show to the world! If you hate MJ and make jokes about him, congratulations, people will not love you more for this, but there will always be someone loving and respecting him as a human being. His work will live forever, when you die nobody will care.
MICHAEL JACKSON IS NOT HERE ANYMORE, LEAVE HIM ALONE, RESPECT HIM, RESPECT THE FANS!
“You are nothing compared to him, you have no talent, you have nothing good to show to the world!”
That’s cool Gabriela………bash other people who have problems. That doesn’t make much sense.
and well…… he was a good musician but he’s obviously crazy and messed up in the head, drugged out of his mind and well…..likely a pedophile.
I don’t see why anyone would want to spend any money on his music or his name. He’s a bad role model for kids.
THANK you! Someone that actually has a mind for themselves and some common sense to boot! That’s rare to find on the Internet, and actually quite refreshing.
Leave The Poor Man Alone, He Has Had Enough
Well you know what, I have never been rich, and most likely never will be, but by gosh the one thing I am is very respectful of others, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE DEAD! I am amazed at how much disrespect, ignorance, and total disregard is shown towards Michael Jackson, and hisfamily. What the hell is wrong with you people? Just because this is the internet, does not give people the right to be so rude,and disrespectful, whether you like the man, or not! A lot of people did, and still do, and while you ignorant ones think you are being “witty”, and “funny”, you are actually being asses. That man went through more deceit, disrespect, pain(physical, and emotional) than anyone should have too. All that molestation crap was a farce, he was only guilty of getting caught up in cruel, mean, greedy, selfish, society, and he paid the ultimate price, isn’t that enough? Do you ever take into consideration how his children might feel? How devastated they are, and how they miss their dad, who you take great pleasure in slamming at every breath?When does it all stop?When do the words R.I.P. really mean something?What, so you can not antagonize Michael anymore, so let’s go for those who can not fight for themselves, his children?That man was wrongly accused, he was just to trusting, and like such a kid himself, he could not see evil lurking in the nearby shadows! Now we have lost our King of Pop, he was broken into a million pieces, and before he had the chance to get his life back, it was taken from him, why is that something to joke about?What happened to Michael Jackson can happen to anyone, absolutely anyone, even you ignoramouses out there, all it takes is 1 kid, boy or girl, child or teen, and you are the next one sitting where MJ sat in the courtroom. And who cares about the surgeries, if we had his money we would do it too, you bet your butt you would, he is not the only one to ever get plastic surgery done. Let me see, how does that saying go “let he who has not sinned, cast the first stone” . And “sherbet” on here is right, LEAVE THE POOR MAN AND HIS FAMILY ALONE, AND LET HIM REST IN PEACE, LORD KNOWS HE DESERVES IT”………..mariska
I don’t really see the relevance of whether or not someone is dead or not. They should be treated and talked about the same way they were when they were alive. Otherwise it would be dishonest. Just because he’s dead, doesn’t somehow make him more or less respectable.
i agree wit you…long live of MJ…his cute funny moment was in my mind forever….awww
wtf? this isnt fair. the man is dead. leave him alone!
And if he was alive he’s come and fight back on this board? We all die.
hey..who’s try to make fool with him??pity of that cute guy..I love him..hate you guys!!!
People are only saying nice things about it cause it’s dead! It was a pedophile!
ok, for everyone who posted saying something about how mean the guy who made this was, just because Michael jackson is dead, doesn’t mean he wasn’t a terrible person.
I agree.
whoever made this is an idiot. LEAVE MICHAEL ALONE.
PEOPLE DON’T KNOW HOW HE WAS, AND WHAT HE WAS SUFFERING FROM! DO SOME EFFING RESEARCH BEFORE YOU MAKE THINGS LIKE THIS! HE COULDN’T EFFING HELP IT goddamnit!
THis is mean i love michael jackson they should NOT be mean to him!!! He is gone but his music will live forever! RIPmj!! i mizz u!
i hate any one who does not like him so stop being mean you all are jerks to him i love the heck out of him i know all of his songs and his bday witch is on August 29 1958!! you are a butch of LOZERS!!!!
his bday which is on August 29 1958!!
not
his bday witch is on August 29 1958!!
Also, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. We all take the piss out of Paris Hilton, but when she dies I doubt anyone will say how much they loved her. Basically what you’re all saying is that it’s OK to make fun of people while they’re alive but once they’re dead you can’t do that anymore. MJ doesn’t care because he’s dead! (I’m sure, however, that he cared what people saqid about him while he was still breathing.)
Can u pple like back away!
I love you MJ and always will rest now my angel
how stupid must be dis funny stuff, if u think this is funny…
then must say to that, however, you are poor in it and totally unfunny and what for an BS joker you r … leave!!!
then the biggest joke are fine you…
MJ is biggest and most brilliant in all, you can wear to him nothing!!!
i love u Mj and ignore this stupi stuff from stupid bs-heds
proper: African-American, not “blacks.”
Its kinda funny, but still. I mean really, he’s dead, STOP!
STOP LEAVE HIM ALONE JUST CAUSE U MIGHT OF NOT BEEN RICH OR FAMOUS DOSE NOT MEAN U GOT TO BE RUDE LEAVE HIM AND HIS FAMILY ALONE A PLEASE U KNOW U LIKE HIS SONGS OK
PS, JUST CAUSE HE HAD MONEY AND STUFF U DONT DOES NOT MEAN U HAVE TO BE A HATER
this is racism for talking about america like that and also michael jackson is way better than you’ll ever be. if you dont like him dont pay attention to him
U ignorant people, Michael was 1000 times greater than you’ll ever be!!! do ur research!! he had vitiligo (white skin) so thats y he wore makeup! (if you had some dark spots would u want ppls 2 see?, plus he wore his hair different sometimes, that doent make him a woman, look at some 70′s 80′s boy hairstyles!!! haters go to hell!!!
That’s so mean, just because his skin condition vitiligo, it’s not his fault, you think he wanted to have that happen to him, he will always be a black man, and yes a BLACK man, not close to a white woman. Also his hair, trust me I’ve seen worse, and he will always be 1,000 times better than these hatters, an African-American, he will always be, and will be remembered for the positive things about him, I wish people would just stop dissing him.
i love him!!! i hate how people diss him when they know nothing about him!!
I love Michael Jackson and I am incredibly offended by what you have said.
You people are rude as hell.
what did he EVER do to you,to deserve this?
DON’T listen to the media trash.
it’s COMPLETE bullsh*t.
they just want money,so they make up rumors to statisfy themselves.
Michael Jackson was a human just like ALL of you.
& he was also a great man.
he had vitiligo,which is a skin disorder,that black people sometimes have ,that makes you loose pigmentation of your skin.
& so what if he had surgeries?
i still think he looked god damn sexy.
& child molestation?
HE WOULD NEVER.
HE LOVED KIDS,THATS WHY HE MADE NEVERLAND.
and that’s what he gets in return?
his life ruined & people like you hating on him?
oh hell no.
let him ATLEAST have peace after he DIED.
so all of you haters,shut the hell up & go get a life.
cause you obviously don’t have one right now,hating on INNOCENT people.
I love Michael Jackson,and he is dearly missed by his family,all of his fans,& me.
RIP,i’ll meet you there one day.<3
Enough of this “leave him alone” crap. It doesn’t matter how much you like the guy. He was a pedophile. He kept young kids there weren’t his own around him. His FBI file contained several documents indicated that he was a prime suspect in several other molestations. There’s no more point in living in denial. He was not a good person. You can’t just drop everything after someone dies and forgive them for being a perverted freak. It’s not like we forgave Hitler for what he did after he died. It may not seem like much to you, but those were people’s kids. They are important to them. And he violated them. That can’t be forgiven.
how dear some of you fu***ckin weird fu**cked up people talk like that about this beautiful guy for one he is sexy and he does not look like what you people are saying you people must be blind to think that he is the most hotest guy ever!! and if you guys cant see that you are all fu****cked in the head!!!!!! and HE NEVER I REAPEAT NEVER HURT A CHILD BECOUSE THAT WASINT IN HIS HEART AND IF YOU GUYS TOOK THE TIME TO ACTUALLY LISTEN TO HIM YOU WUOLD KNOW THIS TO you are all racist bastar**steds love you michael rip!! xoxoxo
R.I.P Mj
es muy bonita la foto de mi idolo
hermosa fotografia desde que mi papi me dijo que el estaba muerto yo pense que mejor miraba todo el dia cosas de michael jackson y lo ise cuando me aparesio michael jackson esta vivo lo puse empese a investigar si el estaba vivo luego bi las noticias y abian dicho que el estaba vivo fue mi señal de que el estaba vivo
mi cansion favorita de el es earth song
AH Lololololol That is Awesome!
p.s Matt maybe ur father is a pedophile or ur mother abused u u stupid hick