Comments on: Miss Piggy

By: Timothy Smith

Timothy Smith — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 04:20:22 +0000

one fine swine.

By: hungryforknowledge

hungryforknowledge — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 20:28:39 +0000

What they’re saying is not that Miss Piggy is hot, but that today’s so called “starlets” are less attractive then her. Honestly, it’s not that hard to figure out. It’s a simple process called logic.

By: Hannah

Hannah — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:38:49 +0000

it’s a joke, fool.
they don’t think the pig muppet is hot, they’re just using it to diss women stars.

god, jokes are wasted on the stupid.

By: elisha

elisha — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:23:00 +0000

i second that weirdo

By: waffre

waffre — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 05:04:24 +0000

She looks a lot like my older sister.

well, except for the pig snout.

By: Robert

Robert — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 02:56:26 +0000

“You remind me of the man”

By: Koki Kariya

Koki Kariya — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 21:16:00 +0000

This really is disturbing.

By: Guest

Guest — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:34:46 +0000

That’s the point. They’re trying to say that a pig muppet is hotter than today’s stars and more talented….now, the “hot” part I disagree with, but the talented part is true..

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:17:45 +0000

At least she’s honest and puts herself out there as a pig to begin with. The rest, we just find out they’re pigs later.

By: Straighty

Straighty — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:08:49 +0000

Well, speaking of puppets, LazyTown is a modern day show using puppets, and they’re great.

Also, I recently saw Labyrinth. Damn good movie (written/directed by Jim Henson)

By: Straighty

Straighty — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:07:06 +0000

To be fair, I have the hots for Dr. Girlfriend (Lady Au Pair, Sheila, whatever she’s calling herself now) of Venture Bros who is voiced by a guy (Doc Hammer).

By: Motza

Motza — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:33:43 +0000

Is it just me, or do a lot of the captions lately have a “back in my day” vibe to them? It was cool the first couple times, but this is just…weird.

By: Robert

Robert — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 08:07:56 +0000

If you’re into furries, maybe…

By: geekd

geekd — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 03:52:09 +0000

I thought the whole point of Miss Piggy is that she was ugly and untalented, but thought she was hot an talented. She’s the precursor to today’s “stars”, not better than them.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:48:52 +0000

““I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison”
`
You had poison???
YOU LUCKY BASTARD!!!

By: mjc

mjc — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:46:04 +0000

Okay, the old chick a few weeks ago was passable, but now this is pushing it too far. Not that the “stars” today are any better, but given the choice between a puppet pig, Paris Hilton, and masturbation, I’d choose masturbation (but fail miserably due to not being able to get it up because of the nasty thought of sex with Paris Hilton being planted in my mind).

By: DinerWaitress

DinerWaitress — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:41:48 +0000

She’s a hoor. And spoiled, and bossy. And a *pig*. Sick. Why is she thin in this picture? I think the photoshoppers got her. D:

By: AnnaRexia

AnnaRexia — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 23:54:32 +0000

Oh, it must have been while you were kissing me.

By: Wasp

Wasp — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:37:04 +0000

I always found her quite entertaining.
If I was her same species…. or the other way around.. We’d be the best of….lovers. Or friends, whatever comes first.

By: FL910

FL910 — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:27:04 +0000

zoophile!!!!! @_@

By: Ketchup

Ketchup — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:46:20 +0000

Bla. These lols are all so hateful. I think I will go back to teh kittehs.

By: Michelle

Michelle — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:24:51 +0000

lol, seriously. at least i got it

By: California Dave

California Dave — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:59:30 +0000

“I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing ‘Hallelujah.’ “

By: Nobama08

Nobama08 — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:50:22 +0000

At least SOMEONE got it.

By: ppg

ppg — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:25:13 +0000

And we walked uphill to school! Both ways!! Through a snowstorm!!

By: ppg

ppg — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:23:55 +0000

PILF?

By: Lol

Lol — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:53:09 +0000

Sif. I’d hit that.

By: lol

lol — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:34:03 +0000

I know, its wierd that no one else figured that out. the pigs not pretty but shes prettier then most stars.

By: Casa

Casa — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:41:13 +0000

It’s obious you all have just had the same teacher. *nods nods*

By: penguin_man

penguin_man — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:42:36 +0000

Why are there so many teachers with the last name Taylor?

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:40:13 +0000

The furries have invaded roflrazzi!!!1! and it’s not even friday!!

By: ham

ham — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:39:18 +0000

Obviously written by someone with a breast fetish. Miss Piggy may not have much in terms of size or any normal measure of quality, but she certainly has human women beat in terms of quantity. I’ve never seen a naked Muppet, so I don’t have first hand knowledge, but Frank Oz has. He talked about her dozen nipples in an interview.

By: Aoife

Aoife — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:10:56 +0000

I hate to say this, but I just realized how much she looks like my 2nd grade teacher. Sorry, Miss Taylor!

By: dahumanz

dahumanz — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:52:10 +0000

I think too its a little strange…

By: Ev

Ev — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:32:08 +0000

It’d be really cool if we could be done with this kind of caption.

By: sprent

sprent — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:28:38 +0000

You took the words right out of my mouth.

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:15:51 +0000

When I was a kid, all our shows were made with puppets, and they were better than anything you kids have on the tee vee today! We had one channel, and it was black and white, and if you wanted to change the volume you had to sit closer or farther away…that’s the way it was, and we loved it!

By: Joseph

Joseph — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:01:59 +0000

Hmmmm. Miss Piggy or Paris Hilton? Definitely Miss Piggy.

By: First

First — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:36:39 +0000

I’d hit it.

By: Rhianimator

Rhianimator — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:50:08 +0000

It’s not that they like the pig so much, it’s that today’s stars are so much less attractive than a pig.

By: Rachet

Rachet — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:48:42 +0000

I don’t know about her being “hot” but The Muppet Show was definitely one of the better TV shows. Better than any of the crap that’s on now, that’ for sure.

By: lez

lez — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:46:32 +0000

Someone has a Pig fetish. eww Fail

By: Cecona

Cecona — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:40:27 +0000

-facepalm-

By: Pie

Pie — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:10:36 +0000

LOL! And she is voiced by a DUDE!!!

I *heart* you Frank Oz!!! Such a versitile Voice…

By: Porky

Porky — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:42:25 +0000

Speciest hater!
lol!

By: ozza

ozza — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:30:59 +0000

“cough” “cough” HELL NO!!!

By: mahher

mahher — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:27:24 +0000

I second that.

Someone really thinks an annoying pig muppet it hot?

Ummmm… weirdo.

By: tboner0

tboner0 — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:16:28 +0000

I find it slightly disturbing that this person thinks a pig is hot.