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I’z not first
I’ll save that kid.
*grabs pistol*
The Burger King is only creepy. Ronald McDonald is a convicted felon/child molester. I think.
I worked as a nurse at the Ronald McDonald house for a few years. Things the children actually are scared of:
1. Ronald McDonald when it’s the living guy
2. That creepy moving pony (Buttercup or something)
3. Shots
That is the actual order of fear too.
Child got scared and fainted!!!
Dun wury kid, it all gon b k.
*Grabs Beretta M9, pulls slide back*
EAT THIS! *BAM* *BAM*
See what I did there? Eat? Burger king? Ah, never mind…
The second way? Show him cows being inseminated. That way you kill two life lessons with one stone
If I woke up next to The Burger King… I’d… well I don’t know what I’d do, but I’m quite certain that I’d find myself in a pickle about 9 months later.
I think the Burger King is sexy. Suck it.
Ah, the internet, bringing us mentally damaging stuff like this for years now. Yet we keep coming back for more.
Then you could have the Burger Prince!
A vegetarian who will sleep with the lights on, permanently.
I genuinely LOLed
BK has a Veggie Burger though. <.<
a friend of mine once found a bone in her veggie burger. Don’t trust them.
Being a low carber, I went into our local BK and asked for a Whopper, hold the bun. This is a college town, and they’re used to college student. They gave me a Whopper, hold the meat — aka a nice big white flour-ketchup-and-pickle sandwich. I had to explain the whole “hold the bun” concept to them.
The Veggie burgers BK uses are Morningstar brand. If she found a bone, it would be Morningstar’s fault, not BK’s.
They just give me one more reason to never eat their food.
Now with pedo flavor!
He has ninja powers, and he is not using them for good.
Where is a pirate ship when you need one?
Dude just gets creepier and creepier.
I carry a Ball Mace in my car for when I see this freak of nature.
Beat the kid with a bunch of carrots, that’ll cure them of vegetarianism!
Note: the above is a satirical comment on the posted LOL, I do not actually advocate beating children.
I like the Burger King. Ronald McDonald probably gives kids cancer, though.
Lord, this is so eepy-cray!
A-MEN!!!
now im goin to have nightmares.
Only thing creepier than the Burger Creep is the little Burger Brat. Even Burger Brat, though, has the sense to kick Burger Creep in the shins!
Michael Jackson’s costumes now sponsored by Burger King…
When I was a kid my brother and I kicked the Energizer Bunny’s ass then I twisted the guy’s head around and booted him in the ass and made a baby in the cart cry cuz he though we killed the bunny. I would LOVE to do this to the Burger King. OMG!
Man, he creeps me out…
hahahahaha i laughed. hard.
<3 the burger king
AHAHHAHAHA. Favorited.
(Yes, I’m replying to a post over one year old. Sue me…)
Booger King, the only restaurant chain who has a creepy stalker as a mascot. At least Ronald McD doesn’t sneak into your house…. EEK
Rest In Peace,classic animated Burger King mascot of the 60s…at least you were warm and friendly to everyone….
This new mascot is an unforgivable mockery of the classic animated mascot.