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Indeed. So true
lol first . . . . NOT
Well, My opinion is that I don’t like you becuase you are jealous of chuck norris
If we want your opinion we’ll scrape it off Chuck’s zipper
Is the badge a douche that sues people for wtiting a book praising it? Is the badge so stupid it doesn’t know that Texas Rangers wear white hats? Does the badge not represent one of the first two state polce forces in the country and one known to REALLY kick ass instead of kick ass when its faked for TV?
P.S. Chuck Norris fans suck too
Seconded. Maybe the next time the internet decides to make somebody cool for no reason it won’t be a crazy christian fundamentalist and a young-earth creationist like Norris is. Seriously, screw Chuck Norris. Dude begins in the dustbin of irrelevance, alongside Vanilla Ice and Sarah Palin.
AGREED!!!!!
AGREED x 1,000!!!!!
One time, chuck norris… blah blah blah… roundhouse kick… blah… invented a potato peeler… yack… voided into the atlantic ocean… it gets old. The jokes must end!
END!
“Contrary to popular belief, there is enough Chuck Norris to go around.”
I personally don’t care about Chuck Norris. Why he is worshiped by eighth grade boys, I do not know, but I think the jokes are funny.
The boogeyman checks under the bed for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks his closet for Mark Harmon.
That sir was full of win.
You people are way too serious. It’s just people having fun making a person into a cartoon. Kind of like a modern Paul Bunyan. We all know he wasn’t real either. Chuck Norris’ character on TV was bigger than life. Do you all know what hyperbole is? It’s exaggeration. The internet is just extending that. I think it is as funny as all get-out.
If it was about Chuck Norris’ character, shouldn’t it have said, “Badge wears Walker, Texas Ranger”…?
I know! It is a troll convention here. You nailed it when you mentioned he was kind of like a modern Paul Bunyon – It was a joke based on the idea that the unrealistic character that Chuck Norris protrayed, the quintessential hollywood badass good guy (when the hostage crisis occured, we had Delta Force soon after
) was in fact a real person.
It was started by a college student Ian Spector and soon went viral as the contradiction implicit in accepting the Chuck Norris persona as a real person is hilarious
Oh, and Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer. This is too bad, as Chuck Norris has never cried, ever.
And how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it. *puts on asbestos suit and awaits flaming*
Well said — both of you (Oscar and ewwee). Lord help us all, if the rest of us ever lose track of where the line between fantasy and reality is drawn. (“The internet” fits somewhere in that fantasy part, I’m sure. But so few seem to be aware of that fact. *sigh*)
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
My dad texts me these. During school. It’s crazy.
who IS chuck norris??????
your mother !
Chuck sucks.
Chuck will soon be the president of Texas, after it secedes from the United States of America. Glenn Beck can be his VP. Great “American” heroes,,, both of them.
(I think I just threw up in my mouth a little,,,)
Cool Glenn Beck rocks!!!
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris wears badge for credibility.
A Russian reversal Chuck Norris Joke *takes off asbestos suit and hands to blef* You might need it mroe than I
the reason Chuck Norris got so popular is because High Overlord Saurfang wanted someone he could punch more than once and have them still be alive.
Sadly, Chuck Norris is actually a great man, he retired from the World Martial Arts compition a 7 time Undefeated winner, which was utterly unheard of for a western born Participant. He then went on to start “Kick out drugs” a youth program againest teens and drugs using the Earnings he got for his succsesful T.V. show which held a Prime time spot for several years. Though the jokes get a little out of hand at times, Chuck Norris doesn’t belong in a Dustbin like Vanillia Ice, he is truely a great individual. Chuck himself has stated that this internet worship kick has him at a lose and he has no clue how it started and wishes it would die out so he can live his life in piece playing World Of Warcraft without seeing his name every 10 seconds.
In soviet russia…
this is random, but i would pay BIG money to see chuck norris roundhouse kick nick jonas in the face
Total win