Comments on: Badge wears Chuck Norris

By: vintagelyfallen

vintagelyfallen — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:04:30 +0000

The boogeyman checks under the bed for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks his closet for Mark Harmon.

By: Bludude7

Bludude7 — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:13:57 +0000

Total win

By: Lolgirl

Lolgirl — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 15:25:49 +0000

this is random, but i would pay BIG money to see chuck norris roundhouse kick nick jonas in the face

By: dcoy

dcoy — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 02:04:19 +0000

In soviet russia…

By: Ozzy

Ozzy — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:28:49 +0000

Cool Glenn Beck rocks!!!

By: Mira

Mira — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 05:40:16 +0000

Sadly, Chuck Norris is actually a great man, he retired from the World Martial Arts compition a 7 time Undefeated winner, which was utterly unheard of for a western born Participant. He then went on to start “Kick out drugs” a youth program againest teens and drugs using the Earnings he got for his succsesful T.V. show which held a Prime time spot for several years. Though the jokes get a little out of hand at times, Chuck Norris doesn’t belong in a Dustbin like Vanillia Ice, he is truely a great individual. Chuck himself has stated that this internet worship kick has him at a lose and he has no clue how it started and wishes it would die out so he can live his life in piece playing World Of Warcraft without seeing his name every 10 seconds.

By: Lee

Lee — Tue, 05 May 2009 04:37:49 +0000

That sir was full of win.

By: Brad

Brad — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 03:43:55 +0000

the reason Chuck Norris got so popular is because High Overlord Saurfang wanted someone he could punch more than once and have them still be alive.

By: Oscar The Mild

Oscar The Mild — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 02:52:52 +0000

A Russian reversal Chuck Norris Joke *takes off asbestos suit and hands to blef* You might need it mroe than I

By: blef

blef — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 02:23:56 +0000

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris wears badge for credibility.

By: Waffles/Freckles

Waffles/Freckles — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:56:08 +0000

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
My dad texts me these. During school. It’s crazy.

By: Waffles/Freckles

Waffles/Freckles — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:54:16 +0000

“Contrary to popular belief, there is enough Chuck Norris to go around.”
I personally don’t care about Chuck Norris. Why he is worshiped by eighth grade boys, I do not know, but I think the jokes are funny.

By: LEILA

LEILA — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:05:49 +0000

END!

By: Thomas

Thomas — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:55:18 +0000

One time, chuck norris… blah blah blah… roundhouse kick… blah… invented a potato peeler… yack… voided into the atlantic ocean… it gets old. The jokes must end!

By: Casper

Casper — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:12:11 +0000

Chuck will soon be the president of Texas, after it secedes from the United States of America. Glenn Beck can be his VP. Great “American” heroes,,, both of them.

(I think I just threw up in my mouth a little,,,)

By: TiminBoston

TiminBoston — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:42:36 +0000

Chuck sucks.

By: ozza

ozza — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 13:37:32 +0000

your mother !

By: LEILA

LEILA — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 12:50:05 +0000

AGREED x 1,000!!!!!

By: stew-pod

stew-pod — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 11:47:18 +0000

who IS chuck norris??????

By: foop

foop — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 07:55:02 +0000

Well said — both of you (Oscar and ewwee). Lord help us all, if the rest of us ever lose track of where the line between fantasy and reality is drawn. (“The internet” fits somewhere in that fantasy part, I’m sure. But so few seem to be aware of that fact. *sigh*)

By: Oscar The Mild

Oscar The Mild — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 06:06:09 +0000

I know! It is a troll convention here. You nailed it when you mentioned he was kind of like a modern Paul Bunyon – It was a joke based on the idea that the unrealistic character that Chuck Norris protrayed, the quintessential hollywood badass good guy (when the hostage crisis occured, we had Delta Force soon after ) was in fact a real person.

It was started by a college student Ian Spector and soon went viral as the contradiction implicit in accepting the Chuck Norris persona as a real person is hilarious

Oh, and Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer. This is too bad, as Chuck Norris has never cried, ever.

And how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it. *puts on asbestos suit and awaits flaming*

By: Chuck Norris Sux

Chuck Norris Sux — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 01:52:08 +0000

If it was about Chuck Norris’ character, shouldn’t it have said, “Badge wears Walker, Texas Ranger”…?

By: Chuck Norris Sux

Chuck Norris Sux — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 01:47:00 +0000

AGREED!!!!!

By: ewwee

ewwee — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:34:16 +0000

You people are way too serious. It’s just people having fun making a person into a cartoon. Kind of like a modern Paul Bunyan. We all know he wasn’t real either. Chuck Norris’ character on TV was bigger than life. Do you all know what hyperbole is? It’s exaggeration. The internet is just extending that. I think it is as funny as all get-out.

By: Nick

Nick — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:44:02 +0000

Seconded. Maybe the next time the internet decides to make somebody cool for no reason it won’t be a crazy christian fundamentalist and a young-earth creationist like Norris is. Seriously, screw Chuck Norris. Dude begins in the dustbin of irrelevance, alongside Vanilla Ice and Sarah Palin.

By: Pugiron

Pugiron — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:32:17 +0000

If we want your opinion we’ll scrape it off Chuck’s zipper

By: Pugiron

Pugiron — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:30:53 +0000

Is the badge a douche that sues people for wtiting a book praising it? Is the badge so stupid it doesn’t know that Texas Rangers wear white hats? Does the badge not represent one of the first two state polce forces in the country and one known to REALLY kick ass instead of kick ass when its faked for TV?

P.S. Chuck Norris fans suck too

By: McCennzy

McCennzy — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 22:21:53 +0000

Well, My opinion is that I don’t like you becuase you are jealous of chuck norris

By: , , ,

, , , — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 21:27:34 +0000

lol first . . . . NOT

By: Bee

Bee — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 21:19:41 +0000

Indeed. So true

By: ...

... — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 21:04:43 +0000

>_>