Comments on: Dave, if we are all clones

By: welshslayer

welshslayer — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 23:45:45 +0000

but they aren’t clones. before a new hope, there was a rebellion on kamino, making the empire not use clones anymore. then they started recruiting throughout the galaxy. the only remaining clones are the elite 501st. and they are loyal to vader and whenever vader goes to battle, these go too. they did the assault on the jedi temple. they were there on hoth. they are the elite. the 501st lead the way.

By: JediSquirrel

JediSquirrel — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 03:16:59 +0000

The ONLY reason Leia asked Luke if he was a little short for a Stormtrooper was because even among the Humans accepted, there was a minimum height requirement. This motivational poster took advantage of that comment and isn’t technically correct. And I love being a nerd!

By: JediSquirrel

JediSquirrel — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 03:11:35 +0000

We all make mistakes sometimes. I agree with LT entirely! I enjoy reading LOL speak.

By: JediSquirrel

JediSquirrel — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 03:08:00 +0000

Thanks for explaining that фдуч_шяь! I’ve been reading through this and was wondering if someone would decide to go through everything. YAY! Anyway, it’s not just the rifles that mess with their aim, it’s also the helmets…they can’t see clearly and without distortion and that skews their aim as well. On an somewhat entirely different note; I like telling everyone I can that Boba Fett survived the Sarlaac Pit. Three times. If you don’t want to believe me, which I couldn’t blame you for, look it up in Wookiepedia.com and Boba Fett. His story goes on way after Episode VI and he even meets up with Han Solo again. I love watching, reading, and playing Star Wars! Including the Expanded Universe!

By: pillermann

pillermann — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 00:50:12 +0000

notice how the troll’s name is leila.

By: YerMum

YerMum — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 22:37:09 +0000

Must be Tom Cruise..

By: Ztn

Ztn — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 11:43:59 +0000

Storm Troopers weren’t clones. The old republic CLONE TROOPERS were the only clones.
Storm Troopers are from the new Galactic Empire, and are normal human citizens drafted/joining the Imperial Army.

By: The wise old man on the rock

The wise old man on the rock — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 14:55:13 +0000

Ah, it’s amazing how many comments one well-armed troll can elicit. Looks like he pressed some buttons. Of course he knew who they were, but it’s interesting to see how many responses he got when he said he didn’t.

Touche’ troll!

By: nerdy man

nerdy man — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 16:01:14 +0000

no after the clone wars the empire started depending on recruits after the labs on kamino were destroyed …sorry just a lil nerd fact

By: brittmonster

brittmonster — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:06:16 +0000

Actually, the Fett clones that survived the clone wars were the first storm troopers, but then they also started making clones from other people and recruiting non-clone humans. By the original movies, only 1/3 were Fett clones.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Storm_troopers

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novaform elite isotonic memory foam mattress topper — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:13:17 +0000

this may be a defect?

By: Cheez_Mastah

Cheez_Mastah — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:43:39 +0000

More technically, Stormtroopers were clones following order 66, but after a while they started using recruits.

FML for knowing that.

By: harvest

harvest — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 08:54:57 +0000

actually these are not clones. since this scene is from the original trilogy, about 20 years later from the time the clones where made, most clones had died and aged, and the stormtroopers ranks at the time of the picture consist of normal troopers

By: insanity_now_comes_in_chainsaw_juggling_clown_flavor!!!

insanity_now_comes_in_chainsaw_juggling_clown_flavor!!! — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:28:46 +0000

c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

By: insanity_now_comes_in_chainsaw_juggling_clown_flavor!!!

insanity_now_comes_in_chainsaw_juggling_clown_flavor!!! — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:24:29 +0000

many people study these things…they’re the elite guard of our organization…

By: sora evans

sora evans — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 01:57:49 +0000

actually, they’re not clones. after order 66 was given out, the emperor did away with the clones and started recruting across the galexy. Han solo was going to become a stormtrooper before he got into smuggling. That’s how han knew about the garbage dump in the empire strikes back

By: hungryforknowledge

hungryforknowledge — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 20:49:59 +0000

Hear hear!

By: hungryforknowledge

hungryforknowledge — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 20:47:26 +0000

We can tell that you’re not smart. Your poor use of grammar and spelling prove that.

By: Fett

Fett — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 04:30:18 +0000

Yeah except that these are stormtroopers. not clones.

By: Leesee

Leesee — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 08:33:36 +0000

LOL!

By: Leesee

Leesee — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 08:32:18 +0000

How do you KNOW that?!

By: slaggingham = DOUCCHE

slaggingham = DOUCCHE — Sun, 10 May 2009 14:22:12 +0000

is this in your imaginary world?

By: slaggingham = DOUCCHE

slaggingham = DOUCCHE — Sun, 10 May 2009 14:20:30 +0000

SLAGgingham how can you call someone a ignorant savage.

the only reason why you make fun of people online is because you are a douche.

get over yourself.

By: Deviant Kitty

Deviant Kitty — Mon, 04 May 2009 16:44:17 +0000

Episode 4-6 ftw

By: scarecrow

scarecrow — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:09:48 +0000

What about all the hot young coeds? They send me videos every week for $19.95

By: mobcommand

mobcommand — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:09:44 +0000

STFU bobby,
you’re “so far in the closet” you’re “having adventures in Narnia.”

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 00:33:01 +0000

They might not be, a lot of them got killed.
Most legions hired regular humans to join.
Only the 501st Legion remained all clones,
because they didn’t get killed as often.

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 00:27:40 +0000

Okay, but seriously, where the hell do you live where you don’t
know about Star Wars?

By: Random Nerd

Random Nerd — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:21:07 +0000

well you see….i remember reading in a book i had….that the cloning technology was lost after a while, during the empire’s rule. later on, luke and crew found a fleet of remaining clone troopers and cloning equipment drifting in space.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:29:27 +0000

dude you must really have no life.. starting arguements over the internet isn’t going to get you chicks.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:26:01 +0000

HOOR??? ITS W H O R E!!!!!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:22:32 +0000

Everyone takes the piss of star wars now….. get with the programme old man

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:21:42 +0000

Just because leila doesnt get an erection over these things like you obviously do doesn’t mean that she doesnt exist

By: crystal

crystal — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:27:53 +0000

im sorry that im not as samrt as you and i cant understand nerd!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: crystal

crystal — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:26:25 +0000

you make me laugh like i just laughed my ass off and why would you say that??

By: J

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:22:04 +0000

Even before the new movies were made, wasn’t old republic technology considered superior to what was around at the time of the 4, 5, 6 movies? Their civilization was going through a relative dark ages at the time of 4, 5, and 6.

By: Joey

Joey — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:42:22 +0000

because storm troopers =/= clone troopers

By: bozo

bozo — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 06:13:00 +0000

A scientific experiment showed that if there re 6 rats in a cage and they must swim underwater to get food, 2 get food for themselves while 2 get food only to have it stolen by the last 2. If you put a rat in another cage with 5 new rats, his behavior may change (eg. he may switch from victim to thief), so it is impossible to have, say, 6 independent rats (the ones getting food for themselves).
This shows within a group individuals always differ, and I doubt even the Kamino could avoid that.

By: moron

moron — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 06:02:31 +0000

It is relevant actually. Less distance to travel = less time.

By: Von_Aziz

Von_Aziz — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 20:09:17 +0000

Actually, at the time of new hope, last clone troopers were the 501st legion, known also as “vader’s fist”. Rest of the trooper were normal, academy trained humans.

By: bobbynoname

bobbynoname — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 17:40:33 +0000

wow, i hate star wars, and i even know what they are, somone has been living in a closet for a long, long time

By: spectre514

spectre514 — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 08:08:55 +0000

It is canon that they stopped cloning jango, and only cloned there best troops, including ones who weren’t clones to begin with.

By: Roger

Roger — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 16:48:59 +0000

Prequels = CLONE troopers, they age faster than normal humans, and weren’t in use so much by the original trilogy, hence the name STORM troopers, because they’re no longer all clones. It’s that simple. This is not a 66 comment argument. If you care to know more, just go to wookieepedia.com and look it up, then STFU.

Also caption creator fails.

By: slaggingham

slaggingham — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 14:09:02 +0000

No, homeschoolers are smarter than that.

I think she’s just a poser culture snob.

By: slaggingham

slaggingham — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 14:08:00 +0000

I’m glad I’m not an ignorant savage like you. Hoor.

By: Typhoid

Typhoid — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:37:44 +0000

I find it hilarious that you obviously have no idea what you are talking about- yet you are trying to sound like an expert.

By: The Lord of the Cows

The Lord of the Cows — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 00:58:45 +0000

Well, to be perfectly accurate, only 1/8 of them are clones of Jango Fett by Episode 4. There was an uprising on Kamino using the Republic style clones to fight the stormtroopers that caused the Empire to use 8 (I think) different templates, including Jango’s.

That is if Star Wars Battlefront II is considered canon…

By: mobcommand

mobcommand — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 00:37:36 +0000

blood. shut. up.
If you’re going to talk about star wars, do your homework first.
According to official ‘star wars’ canon, the Empire eventually recruited regular humans to fill the ranks of its massive army. So, who even says that any of these guys are clones?

By: kr0w

kr0w — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:10:54 +0000

irobot reference win

By: Jojo

Jojo — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 19:59:24 +0000

I like your preemptive defense.