How to win a staring contest
Every time
(Salma Hayek)
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Some photos are made of win regardless of caption. As demonstrated above.
Those ARE some magnificent sweater muppets…
hmmm. she could have no head on her shoulders and i wouldnt notice for at least 5 min…
There was a caption?
If you scroll the page down, she doesn’t have a head!
With Boobs like that she’ll win any contest:D
I agree
that’s a double win! ( O )( O )
Took me age to find the captions…
Wait… there’s a caption to this?
o___O
I’m still having trouble finding the caption myself
I found the caption, but it doesn’t make any sense. All it says is “[>] Every time [<]“. What does that mean?
Go do an MRI.
Those aren’t boobs, they are utters. She looks like a freaking cow.
I wonder if she suffers from back pain.
envy win?
I envy her eyes and pretty much everything about her face. She is gorgeous! The cow boobs, not so much. I guess I would have to be a man to appreciate them eh?
The boobs are never so big. This is the male law number 1.
Same holds in the female world concerning our men…SIZE MATTERS! If a woman tells you otherwise, she is lying thru her teeth. LOL!!!
she’s leaning forward, of course she looks big! Anything looks big leaning forward.
:: leans forward and looks in mirror ::
NOPE. I am sorry to say but you are incorrect sir/ma’am.
0 times 10 is still 0. (Kidding. ;D)
LOL! Hey, I am no Selma but I am proud of my 34Cs. Not that I needed the world to know but you forced my hand.
pics or it didn’t happen
you want to post a pic of them naked
Explanation for cow udder crack explained…
It’s ma’am, and thank you for being polite
“Lying through her teeth”? Unintentional double-entendre win?
Now that you mentioned it…I was inadvertently clever. LOL
LMAO!!!
“Size matters.”
This is the truest comment ever *uttered* on teh interwebs.
<<<<>>>>>>>
On the *udder* hand, she’s bosomy, whether leaning forward or not. But I
wouldn’t insult her and call them “cow udders”….they look a LOT better than that. I’m jealous: I’m actually a little bigger, but hers look better….and she’s almost as
old as I am. Ahh, well.
No, I think the boobs are beautiful, and I’m a straight female to the best of my knowledge.
Yes they are. Think what gravity will do to her in 5 or 10 years. She will be flopping those puppies over her shoulders.
welp, might as well enjoy them now.
LEILA: Thing is, I’ve seen little tiny, sagging boobs, as well as sagging larger boobs. It’s partly genetic. Plus, they need support, no matter the size. Small-boobed women often think they don’t need a bra, but they’re wrong. Once the supportive tissues are damaged, that’s it. You can improve the underlying muscle, but you can’t repair stretched skin and damaged connective tissue.
Corrective surgery is the only option at that point.
Epic boobs—turning heterosexual females into lesbians in 0.39 seconds.
Udders.
I believe it’s pronounced “udders”… but hey.. Who’s bothered about spelling here?
Ooopsy! Thanks for correcting me. You too charro.
I’m just here to help.
:: lays on couch ::
Okay, since you said that, one time when I was five, I saw something horrible that to this day……
Wait, what is your rate? Money is kinda tight nowadays you know.
Ah, the advantages of being female……
She’s one of those women whose eyes and hair can definitely compete with breasts that beautiful.
I don’t care about spelling, or whether or not this is funny, or any of that stuff, as long as you’re posting photos of women like her.
That poor little string.
Hope it holds.
“Hope it holds.”
Hey, i was thinkin the very opposite thought!
hehe, this comment is win.
*drools*
OMG That woman is too sexy! Some times after you have a child your boobs get bigger and stay that way.
Until they are pointing straight down. Gravity works. Overtime.
Are you REALLY a poodle groomer? I want a poodle. 2 to be exact.
she is stunning. love the caption, if i had a rack im sure id fully appriciate it, alas my advantage is behind me
should a nice ass, blance out no boobs, vice versa..or should you have both?
She has a billionaire hubby so she can be beautiful forever!
She has boobs? I never made it past the lips.
After the lips there’s that neck to contend with.
LOL! Yes she is the total package.
I Love Big Bewb … fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap …
…..what? Sorry, distracted…..
If she has freaking cow boobs then what about Bea Flora or Rachel Aldana or Chloe Vevrier or Marilyn Sakova etc.?
Salma Hayek is just the right size.
Aha LOL
I’m Straight And I Couldn’t Help But Get Distracted..Jealous? I Think Not..*eyes turn green and shifty* =P
Some men seem to know everything there is to know about boobs, and absolutely nothing about the women who are sporting them.
What makes them so knowledgeable? It takes one to know one.
Lol, i think you meant takes one to know two 8)
Now back to the pic.
*Hangs ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign on door*
Woah,Now i know why george lopez likes salma hayek.
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