
I JUST can’t figure out WHY Paris Hilton is famous…
(John Lithgow)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: joelj1161
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I JUST can’t figure out WHY Paris Hilton is famous…
(John Lithgow)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: joelj1161
FIRST !
Lame.
Oooh! I know! I know!
You know those dumb blonde jokes? Well, Paris is that blonde.
3rd Rock rules…
If you’re a fan of 3rd Rock, you probably know what famous person was born on the same day as Joseph Gordon-Levitt, right?
Hehehe, I know this one…Paris Hilton! There’s a little bit of irony for you.
Haha, didn’t know that!
Agreed, it’s about the only thing Paris DOES know.
no one can…
She has lots and lots of money, which she uses in place of looks and talent to get whatever she wants.
what talent? I wasn’t aware that looking good was a “talent”
That’s why I said “in place of looks AND talent.” In other words, I don’t think she has either.
Comment WIN. What amazes me about Paris Hilton is how delusional she must be to not realize what a laughingstock she has become. Every time you see her she’s acting like she thinks she’s the coolest babe ever and just goes on, acting out her childhood Barbie fantasies. meanwhile, even a lot of the guys she believes are so hot for her are making fun of her and drooling over someone else.
Or she’s rolling in the pile of cash she makes for selling the dumb blonde act to everyone and getting tons of fame for it.
Not that she’s a PHD candidate or anything.
Maybe if every other CelebriLOL wasn’t about her, she wouldn’t be so famous.
Think about it.
maybe because she has not done anything in months and yet people like you keep bringing her back up so that no one can forget and so she will never go away… maybe that’s it
LOL, dead on!
I just can’t figure out why lame stating the obvious captions are making it to the front page these days!
Hahaha yeah, I think there were some funnier alternative captions for this picture! Then again maybe I’m just used to the Paris Hilton ones due to surfing this site so often
Some are funneh, some are not-funneh.
I wish gazutd’s comments was the caption.
Well it’s funny if you watch the show.
Sample alternate captions:
“Now…is that ‘I before E’ or ‘E before I’ or…stupid English rules!”
“Oh, damn. What did Sally want me to remember to buy on the way home?”
“14 plus 18, carry the 1…Ohhh! I hate math!”
America fails.
Another sample caption:
“Hmmm, what colour was 7?)
Holy crud, I have that wooden praying mantis that’s in the background. o.0