Breaking News – Paris Hilton’s crabs are on the loose in Nevada
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meh, seen better. Lame joke.
I love it. This caption almost balances out the amount of fail in that movie.
WHAT! that movie is a WIN!
very fun movie…
and captions great too
“Starsh!t Troopers” sucked on so many levels… It may be a “win” compared to some direct-to-DVD videogame-movie, but the ONLY good thing I can say for it is that Robert Heinlein’s widow got a chunk of money for rights to the book. Given how little the filmmakers actually used from the book (the title and some character names), I’m not sure why they bothered to buy those rights…
It was a worse “adaption” of the original book than the SciFi butchering of Ursula LeGuin’s “Earthsea”, and that’s saying a LOT.
I have you seen the second one? That one was more fail than all of fail.
hey, that was an awesome movie.
very good.
what the hell is that film?
Starship Troopers or whatever.
Starship Bloopers, er I mean Troopers.
This is lame.
win
please leave Paris alone, you people are just being mean. She’s a sweet girl.
LEAVE PARIS ALOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! (the next YouTube vid)
lol I’m sorry, but some stars have it coming to them. I think most people here feel the same way.
youuuu sed it!
Prepare to be astonished and rofled by the NEW Chris Crocker!!!
This is fantastic.
Breaking news: I pooped myself.
Breaking news: the horse is dead. Stop beating it.
LOL thank you!
breaking news: STFU MAN!
Paris doesn’t have the crabs, she has the lobsters.
Ha! Obscure Robin WIlliams Reference! You win one internets.
lol that movie was good
are u on crack
or somthin speacial
Starship troopers was filmed in WYO
Agreed… Paris Hilton is a talentless hack, only around because her daddy has money. These were funny at first, but after about 1000 of them? It’s like beating a dead horse with a stick. Pointless, disturbing, and definitely not very entertaining.
I don’t know. To some beating a dead horse with a stick can be fulfilling, joyous, and VERY entertaining.
its just a follow up from the weird costume thing she was wearin!!! its proof that the damn thing allowed those lil buggers to escape!! … but yeah we should sue these ppl for makin us think of/ read her name…
wow that i s so gay and so is the movie.
this website needs more blogs and more than 1 post a day
I don’t find Paris + crabs jokes funny anymore. Stop it. Now.
does anyone reckon the guy in the helmet look just a little like Matt LeBlanc (from “Friends”)?
I think that Paris is playing a Big Joke on everyone. She and Her BF’s are pretending not to be friends anymore, so that Paris can have a New Reality Show, My New BFF, and make ALOT of Money, and also give the contestant’s on The Show, new opportunities that they would’nt have otherwise.