300 HALF NAKED MEN
go ahead and call him gay to his face
(Gerard Butler)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: Grimmiekins
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FIRST
FAIL.
Farced!
Arsed!
Kill yourself.
300 unfunny captions – kinda sums up the last few months on ROFLRAZZI
He’s a Spartan. He probably was gay.
actually, depends on his position … back then only what we’d call “bottoms” were considered what we’d call “gay”
Now, now. Gay. That’s wrong…
Spartans were bi.
No no, all Greeks were.
Nope, just the spartans, read your history.
And yes, they were all gay, because when they were young they were bottoms too.
Greek teachers had sex with their young pupils as a way of transferring knowledge onto on another. How is that not gay?
Because not all greeks went to school. So not every greek was gay.
Spartans on the other way….
Well, in the comic novell, they are not “half” naked.
Well, in real life, they were actually clothed, and had armor, rather than leather speedos.
Well, some fights in Greece actually where fought naked or in togas, because the fighters would have been too exhausted from the heat. And also the biggest protection they had where their shields.
No they almost never fought naked, despite some classical paintings representing them that way.
Well, during the Olympics they did everything naked, including wrestling – one of the reasons women were not allowed inside the stadium.
Moar like 80% nekkid. And in the comic sometimes they were FULL NEKKID.
Just like in real life. I WAS THERE.
yeah you were there screwing them all
Sorry, no. When battles were fought, they were fought in full armour, including helmet, cuirass, bracers, greaves and a large round shield. Yes, it was bloody hot, but dealing with that heat was part of the training hoplite warriors received.
And FYI, the Greeks didn’t wear “togas”. Togas were indicative of Roman citizenship. The standard article of clothing in Greece was a chamlys cloak, which was a long cloak fastened at the shoulder.
Am I stupid if I say GAY?
No. But you will probably be called homophobic. Which means you are afraid of Richard Simmons.
who ISN’T afraid of Richard Simmons?!?
vaganias
Is that a new type of flower?
Irregardless … that many OMG hot men… chick flick!
(pokes Lynn gently) I think you might mean “regardless”, which can be interpreted as “despite all that” or “anyway”. “Irregardless” is just bad grammar which is too widely accepted by the masses to get rid of, which bites.
(walks off muttering “I should’ve become an English teacher.”)
Irregardless is not a word.
And 300 is that rare movie both men and women can enjoy. It has both beefcake and a body count.
And epic FAIL on the caption. Homosexuality was very common Sparta and *ahem* intimately connected with military training. Boys were usually trained by their older lovers.
That is the most disturbing thing I’ve heard in a while. Homosexuality or no, pedophilia is a good way to screw up someone’s life. Well, hell, maybe that was a plus for the Spartans. “Emotional scarring, check. Now go kill a bunch of people you don’t know to vent.”
At those time, there werent such things conceivable as pedophilia.
Don,t forget, women were only “the urn for the male semence ” ( read plato(n) ) and having sexuals intercourses with others men was something normal, and encouraged in the army. A man seeing his close lover being attacked was way stronger, and the bonds in the army were more tied.
And it was common thorugh greece, and probably some others countries too at the times.
(and yes, they did fight naked or “half naked sometimes, but the only thing we are sure they were doing naked was the olympics.)
oh and btw…butler is a sexy beast
Yeah, it was common for soldiers to turn to each other for… comfort… during a long war, since there really wasn’t much of a choice most of the time. Adult men also had boy lovers, who in turn could become the adult and pick out a boy for themselves as soon as their beard started to grow.
For much of human history, children weren’t seen as being emotionally/mentally different from adults; rather, they were seen as miniature adults. Thus, a lot of the concepts that horrify modern society, such as children witnessing or engaged in sexual activity, didn’t have as strong a stigma in the past as they do today.
Love this movie, watched it far too many times, though I admit the leather speedos look no less silly each time.
Come on, they’re wearing nothing but capes and underwear. What did they think was going to happen?
This is the stupidest lol I’ve seen in a while.
Srsly, this got actual VOTES? It’s not funny…
Someone is botting the votes.
Or someone just wanted to see Gerry on the front page….
Lame caption.
Good movie. Not a great look for Gerry Butler, to my mind. Great look for David Wenham; if only he’d kept his mouth shut…. Cannot BELIEVE SpikeTV talked him into doing that dumbass voice again for the narration on “Deadliest Warrior”… I can’t even watch because of it….
Actually his hair and look was probably the most accurate of any of the actors. If my humble brain can be trusted, that was the hair and beard style from the relics and art we have seen.
Then again, if I am horribly wrong, apologies.
Ahhhhh……. C’mon.
When it’s this muscely, it’s not called nudity… It’s called dudity!
Although deliciously muscular, the bodies of the soldiers in 300 were totally bogus. I very much doubt that they had gyms and steroids and waxing then
. However strong and trained, they couldn’t have had such defined, glossy muscles.
oh…you people. haha.
anyways, as for the PICTURE which is the whole point of this, i thought it was a little humorous. this movie was exactly this: masculinity dripping from every pixel.
common misconception about the greeks. if you people really think,that
means your ignorant.ingnorance is bliss
to the people who accuse other people of being gay. are the ones who are homos. and are afraid to come out of the closet. you know you love it just admit it.
The people who post. Ignorant comments like. Yours are usually. Not very. Educated.
I love sex do you!!!!!!
all right, GAY
dude i made this LOL over a year ago..your a bit late
I think all of you are simply lovely! james loggins with a yahoo for you
it still saddens me how in this day and age we seem to associate the word “gay” and gay men with weakness or being somehow deficient, that thing about “call him gay to his face” well so what if you did, and so waht if he was,,,its pretty common knoweledge that the greeks and romans had same sex laisons and or relationships, our current “modern” north american obsession with everything sexual and espeacially same sex is staggering, its been thousands of years and we really havent seemed to eveolve as a human race, if anythign we are devolving when it comes down to our views on sexuality, i long to live in a world where we start to focus on more important issues, like the disasterous effects our abuse of the planet is having on the climate and how the planet is in revolt against us as a result of said effects such as sunamis and hurricanes, floods and fires,,,cmon,,,,or how bout the global economic crisis, or the fact that people are still dying starving to death in countries with corrupt and greedy governments and war, what about war….it doesnt have to be this way,,,but i digress and return to the issue at hand, men and women chosing to love someone of the same sex….oh….i gues sin ight of the things i just mentioned it kind of seems like a non issue now doesnt it. Im going to go rub beards with my stud of a boyfriend now….night losers. Oh and to Aniie crimefighter, actually admit it, your a lesbian, go on….(watch her get angry at that folks!)
“this is madness!!”
“madness? THIS…..IS….SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!” -kicks-