“The ZF1! It’s light, handles adjustable for easy
carrying. Good for both righties and lefties. Breaks down into
four parts, undetectable by x-ray. Ideal for quick, discreet
interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger. 3,000
round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With a replay button, another
Zorg invention, its even easier. One shot (Zorg shoots) and replay
sends every following shot to the same location. (Zorg shoots at
them and the mangalores draw their weapons) And to finish the
job, all Zorg oldies but goldies. Rocket launcher. Arrow
launcher with explosive poisonous gas heads. Our famous net
launcher. The always efficient flame thrower. My favorite.
And for the grand finale, the all new ice cube system.”
Ummm guys…*raises hand nervously* Im nearly afraid to ask for fear of the bashing ima get but which film is this from?? eeeek *runs out the door quickly*
Chris Tucker in 5th Element is imo one of his best performances. Freaking hilarious. Not only does he come off like a gay man, he still get the stewardess…Man, I love this movie.
Whenever I watch Dracula, I have to watch the 5th element immediately after that – just to prevent myself from going out and hunting mr. Oldman down. Zorg FTW!
Epic actor win! Gary Oldman rules.
DIDNT THIS GUY DIE IN THE MOVIE
did he die in the movie i forget
Jesus help me stop the “first” prick!!
Doh!
OMG I love this!!!
Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg FTW!
And by the only person to ever make a comb over look good.
Seriously one of the best actors there is and only he can make that look good.
Fifth Element
Right after he hands over the bribe weapons and leaves the room. A real killer would’ve asked about the red button.
I want a ZF1. Flamethrower, mah favorite.
I prefer the Ice Cube System! Perfect for that trip to the beach!
“The ZF1! It’s light, handles adjustable for easy
carrying. Good for both righties and lefties. Breaks down into
four parts, undetectable by x-ray. Ideal for quick, discreet
interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger. 3,000
round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With a replay button, another
Zorg invention, its even easier. One shot (Zorg shoots) and replay
sends every following shot to the same location. (Zorg shoots at
them and the mangalores draw their weapons) And to finish the
job, all Zorg oldies but goldies. Rocket launcher. Arrow
launcher with explosive poisonous gas heads. Our famous net
launcher. The always efficient flame thrower. My favorite.
And for the grand finale, the all new ice cube system.”
very nice. But I do believe its either explosive OR poisonouse gas heads.
Exactly
EPIC FAIL
That’s one Sirius comb over! Come on you knew it was coming…lol
He Siriusly can look good with a comb over
CHICKEN GOOOOOOOD!
She knows it’s a multipass!
This is the best movie OF ALL TIME!!!
I asked for a case with four stones in it! Not, one, not two, not three but FOUR STONES!
Epic win, finally a funny caption. Loved the movie, too.
See? This is what happens when you let Jean Paul Gaultier design costumes.
Psychedelia!
Yeah, it was kinda fun to play spot-the-model in this movie. But I can’t watch Chris Tucker in anything else without picturing his performance.
Ummm guys…*raises hand nervously* Im nearly afraid to ask for fear of the bashing ima get but which film is this from?? eeeek *runs out the door quickly*
5th Element
awesome movie, you should see it.
Lolz Chris tucker lookd g-a-y throughout the whole movie! he still had an epic role.
Oh hellz yes. *thumbs up*
Chris Tucker in 5th Element is imo one of his best performances. Freaking hilarious. Not only does he come off like a gay man, he still get the stewardess…Man, I love this movie.
Zorg is one of my all time favorite bad guys.
Unfortunately, it made his OTHER side bald!
Just kidding.
The only actor i can think of that plays bad guys and we cannot help but like them.
Whenever I watch Dracula, I have to watch the 5th element immediately after that – just to prevent myself from going out and hunting mr. Oldman down. Zorg FTW!
Anyone remember that little pink-purplish kinda thing on his desk? Blech. That thing creeped meh out