The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Stab in and thrust up.
(Barbara Billingsley as June Cleaver)
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Great… Now I am paranoid to eat Lynn’s cooking tonight.
I think you misspelled ‘be’.
This made me make a snorkle noise and now my coworkers are wondering what I’m up to.
Pshh. Everyone knows that would leave trace evidence. The best way is to make it look like an accident. Or you could just use a Sham-WOW! and a Space-Bag…
EPIC WIN
I always thought it was just stab through the chest until you reach the heart
Basically the heart is fairly effectively protected from piercing trauma by the ribcage, so there is a good chance that a daggerthrust will be deflected by a rib or the sternum.
By using a thrust from below (angled upwards) you circumvent this problem and severely damage the diaphragm (and often the lungs) at the same time.
A very effective thrust and one that’s recommended by most military CCQ specialists as one of the easiest methods of delivering a fast killing blow (usually leads to instant incapacitation and death within 30 seconds).
Well, I’VE learned something new today!!!
The More You Know… About killing people!!
The most effective way to dispatch someone with a knife is a blow to the brain stem. No bone in the way and you completely seperate the brain from communication with the body with minimal bleeding. (On a side note, it also works on zombies)
See, this is the type of USEFUL stuff they don’t teach in schools…
Makes a change from the woman being on the *ahem* receiving end of those instructions.
Actually, Barbara Billingsley, after “Leave It To Beaver,” backed a great restaurant in West L.A. (Easy to find — it’s “Billingsley’s.”)
However re: evidence — remember the one where a woman killed her husband by hitting him with a large frozen piece of meat, and then cooked it and served it to the cops who came to investigate?
I had to read “Lamb To The Slaughter” in seventh grade. I thought it was a good story, but it freaked out my friend. She wouldn’t eat lamb for months. Myself, I always keep a leg of frozen lamb somewhere just in case…
“a way to a mans heart is six inches of metal shoved up through his ribs.” Ah, Anita Blake….
Ya know, that was a great series until it was decided by the author to have her mount everything with a penis that was supernatural…
This coming from a pervert who eventually started skipping pages because of how excessive the sex became.
I know. Plus, how long has it been since Ed showed up and kicked ass. You know your good when creatures of the night call you “Death”.
That would be ineffective, since you have to cut through the sternum.
Uh…no. The sternum is in front, not underneath the ribcage.
Stabbing someone is funny? Really?? ROFL-worthy??? I didn’t think so
If you hate men that much, stab yourself.
um… l2take a joke?
Only if it’s funny :/
Violence always has, and always will be hilarious.
Ah, a care troll. How quaint. Yes, I find this lol hilarious. Sorry you are deprived of such capacity.
and yet she shut her damn trap and sent the beav into the den…atta girl
Too funny! You have the same twisted (get it?!) sense of humour that I do! HAHAHA!
good one
ouch. i dont wanna hurt mah love like that!
I’d believe this of Barbara. After all, she speaks jive, so she must be able to do anything.
Airplane reference FTW!
Or through the breastbone, but you have to get some velocity with the butcher knife to break through.
What?
This isn’t funny. It’s creepy.
No, it’s funny.
I’d hit it!
kinda like sex right? STAB IN AND THRUST UP
padam, tish!