Comments on: The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

By: ShadeoftheReaper

ShadeoftheReaper — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 03:43:28 +0000

I know. Plus, how long has it been since Ed showed up and kicked ass. You know your good when creatures of the night call you “Death”.

By: jan

jan — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:43:36 +0000

padam, tish!

By: Bada

Bada — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:55:05 +0000

No, it’s funny.

By: Billie_Budapest

Billie_Budapest — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:43:34 +0000

See, this is the type of USEFUL stuff they don’t teach in schools…

By: awesome

awesome — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:16:47 +0000

kinda like sex right? STAB IN AND THRUST UP

By: BigSplash

BigSplash — Wed, 20 May 2009 00:07:27 +0000

I’d hit it!

By: Heather

Heather — Sat, 09 May 2009 00:22:06 +0000

This isn’t funny. It’s creepy.

By: Jimbo is bored

Jimbo is bored — Fri, 08 May 2009 15:41:04 +0000

The most effective way to dispatch someone with a knife is a blow to the brain stem. No bone in the way and you completely seperate the brain from communication with the body with minimal bleeding. (On a side note, it also works on zombies)

By: J

Thu, 07 May 2009 18:41:47 +0000

The More You Know… About killing people!!

By: Lady Ice

Lady Ice — Tue, 05 May 2009 03:39:48 +0000

Airplane reference FTW!

By: Forge

Forge — Mon, 04 May 2009 22:40:24 +0000

Or through the breastbone, but you have to get some velocity with the butcher knife to break through.

What?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 04 May 2009 19:48:34 +0000

Ya know, that was a great series until it was decided by the author to have her mount everything with a penis that was supernatural…

This coming from a pervert who eventually started skipping pages because of how excessive the sex became.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 04 May 2009 19:47:28 +0000

Ah, a care troll. How quaint. Yes, I find this lol hilarious. Sorry you are deprived of such capacity.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Mon, 04 May 2009 18:46:27 +0000

I’d believe this of Barbara. After all, she speaks jive, so she must be able to do anything.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Mon, 04 May 2009 18:41:58 +0000

Well, I’VE learned something new today!!!

By: Ralf

Ralf — Mon, 04 May 2009 00:17:37 +0000

Violence always has, and always will be hilarious.

By: landl

landl — Sun, 03 May 2009 19:15:31 +0000

Only if it’s funny :/

By: minoru

minoru — Sat, 02 May 2009 16:03:28 +0000

good one

By: SailorTaksu

SailorTaksu — Sat, 02 May 2009 12:55:35 +0000

ouch. i dont wanna hurt mah love like that!

By: Ansha Wednesday

Ansha Wednesday — Sat, 02 May 2009 12:10:08 +0000

um… l2take a joke?

By: CC

CC — Sat, 02 May 2009 09:58:19 +0000

Too funny! You have the same twisted (get it?!) sense of humour that I do! HAHAHA!

By: Sheriff

Sheriff — Sat, 02 May 2009 09:46:50 +0000

and yet she shut her damn trap and sent the beav into the den…atta girl

By: landl

landl — Sat, 02 May 2009 09:01:56 +0000

Stabbing someone is funny? Really?? ROFL-worthy??? I didn’t think so If you hate men that much, stab yourself.

By: Z

Sat, 02 May 2009 06:00:19 +0000

Uh…no. The sternum is in front, not underneath the ribcage.

By: Just Me

Just Me — Sat, 02 May 2009 04:51:23 +0000

I had to read “Lamb To The Slaughter” in seventh grade. I thought it was a good story, but it freaked out my friend. She wouldn’t eat lamb for months. Myself, I always keep a leg of frozen lamb somewhere just in case…

By: fiendishrabiit

fiendishrabiit — Sat, 02 May 2009 04:11:42 +0000

Basically the heart is fairly effectively protected from piercing trauma by the ribcage, so there is a good chance that a daggerthrust will be deflected by a rib or the sternum.
By using a thrust from below (angled upwards) you circumvent this problem and severely damage the diaphragm (and often the lungs) at the same time.
A very effective thrust and one that’s recommended by most military CCQ specialists as one of the easiest methods of delivering a fast killing blow (usually leads to instant incapacitation and death within 30 seconds).

By: Bix nood

Bix nood — Sat, 02 May 2009 03:13:46 +0000

That would be ineffective, since you have to cut through the sternum.

By: Hoshi

Hoshi — Sat, 02 May 2009 01:08:41 +0000

“a way to a mans heart is six inches of metal shoved up through his ribs.” Ah, Anita Blake….

By: alannah

alannah — Sat, 02 May 2009 00:23:18 +0000

Actually, Barbara Billingsley, after “Leave It To Beaver,” backed a great restaurant in West L.A. (Easy to find — it’s “Billingsley’s.”)

However re: evidence — remember the one where a woman killed her husband by hitting him with a large frozen piece of meat, and then cooked it and served it to the cops who came to investigate?

By: Etienne

Etienne — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:38:26 +0000

Makes a change from the woman being on the *ahem* receiving end of those instructions.

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:37:05 +0000

I think you misspelled ‘be’.

By: Tempestates

Tempestates — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:16:07 +0000

I always thought it was just stab through the chest until you reach the heart

By: Breesus

Breesus — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:08:33 +0000

EPIC WIN

By: THIRD!

THIRD! — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:04:10 +0000

Pshh. Everyone knows that would leave trace evidence. The best way is to make it look like an accident. Or you could just use a Sham-WOW! and a Space-Bag…

By: Ibbits

Ibbits — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:48:15 +0000

This made me make a snorkle noise and now my coworkers are wondering what I’m up to.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:13:42 +0000

Great… Now I am paranoid to eat Lynn’s cooking tonight.