Swine Flu? Give me a vicodin and 20 mins. I’ll figure this shit out
(Hugh Laurie)
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The only one who can save us. XD
the only one we want to
Like the Spanish named theirs “Spanish Flu”?
right
Except it originated in Asia… so technically it’s the ASIAN flu…
Spelling fail.
I know!! Vico-DIN!!! V I C O D I N
this guy can fix anything. put him on the senate and watch him work his magic ^-^
hell yeah, that bastard would have my vote; 2 or 3 times even
I love him.
Oh so sexy.
His hair looks especially nice in that picture.
he never figures it out in less than 50 minutes
He did the diagnostics- he needs the 20 min for the cure.
Whoa. Hugh Laurie is a virologist too? I had no idea!
Cameron is allegedly an epidemiologist. I think House’s specialties were nephrology and something else.
At least it’s not lupus.
Cameron is an immunologist/internal medicine specialist. House has a double specialty in nephrology and infectious diseases.
Hugh Laurie is an actor. 0_o
nah his character is
Pffft. Swine Flu. They’re acting like its the Black Plague.
(He’s cured that too, btw…Sigh!)
Well, actually he’s *identified* it. There’s already a cure for it.
it is fatal
That’s what the Jews and Muslims are calling it…
no we’re not, we just call it the “pig flu”, same thing with the jews.
that is so not true . so if you are ganna be that hipicrittal about it you should shut-up!!!!!!!!!
perhaps you should learn to spell …the word is “hypocritical”
And shut up ain’t hyphenated
we just call it the pig flu.
the one thing i hate more than idiots, is when idiots talk.
check before u make racist comment,
Whoa whoa whoa…hold up here.
House is a diagnostician. He figures out what people HAVE, not how to cure them.
Unless he has vicodan. With vicodan Kaus can cureh everything.
all doctors are diagnosticians hon…they are supposed to diagnose your symptoms…AND fix them…
He may be a great diagnostician but I think he’s a better comedian and pianist. I wish I could play like he does, in fact, listening to him play gives me pianist envy.
WHO DOESEN’T GET PIANIST ENVY!!!!!
Well, it isn’t a kind of flu that only affects Mexicans, and it didn’t originate inside a Mexican’s body.
It mutated inside a PIG’s (swine) body, so it IS in fact “Swine Flu”.
Although its now officially named “Type A H1N1 Flu” because stupid people in many countries freaked out and started slaughtering pigs.
com’ on don’t deny it, this is the ilegal mexican flu!
Is there such thing as the stupid flu?
I think you caught it…
win.
And he is joking
I absolutely agree. It’s the ilegal mexican flu.
Although its now officially named “Type A H1N1 Flu” because stupid people in many countries freaked out and started slaughtering pigs.
shanhai flu
hong kong flu
spanish flu
MEXICAN FLU
THE NAME OF THE FLU USUALLY STEMS FROM THE PLACE AT WHICH THE FIRST OUTBREAK OCCURS
Having worked with epidemiologists, I can say that you’re half right.
When strains of human-type flu arise, they tend to be named after their place of origin.
When strains of animal flu mutate to affect humans, they keep their original names until the mutant strain is recategorized.
Thus, we have swine flu. Also avian/bird flu, in case you’ve forgotten. And this is at least the second time swine flu has hit the US. It’s happened once before in the late 70s, and I believe it originated here in the States that time.
In 1977 as I was returning from overseas service I stopped for a week at FT. Dix where there was an outbreak of swine flu. this outbreak was namedthe “russian flu” I don’t recall the russians going to defcom 4 to protest the naming of this particular strain after the russian motherland.
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/content/mobile/705300869/Swine-flu-not-likely-to-become-pandemic.htmlPeople call it what it is: the yucatan flu, hahahahaha
DEFCON 4 is pretty low. It goes from 5 as the lowest level to 1 as highest of “maximum force readiness”
Captain America:DEFCON 4 is pretty low. It goes from 5 as the lowest level to 1 as highest of “maximum force readiness”
My comment stands as written, The russians didn’t lose any sleep or hairs for that matter over the nomenclature, mexicans on the other hand…..
how about the bird flu? It originated somewhere in asia but its not called the “asian flu”. It’s called the bird flu because the genes mutated from birds.
What’s stupid about slaughtering Pigs?
We can’t eat them live after all.
We cant eat them if they r infected either
Although its now officially named “Type A H1N1 Flu” because stupid people in many countries freaked out and started slaughtering pigs.
it’s now called h2 what ever in order to not offend mexican sensibilities but mexican flu it is
Yeah, I’ve been calling it mexican flu, too. I think it’s absurd to be shy about the name.
H-whatever indeed!
The first batch of swine flu, in the 70s, didn’t start in Mexico.
It’s obvious you’re not a medical professional, or you’d know why some strains are named for places and others for the animals they originate from. (Hint: Spanish flu started as a human strain, swine and bird flu didn’t.)
Spanish flu and swine flu are the same thing. Learned that from my microbiology textbook the same day I learned that the swine flu was back.
my point being that the REAL first batch of swine flu, in 1918, originated in Spain.
My dearest Happy Frood: I’ve looked high and low on this site trying to find any mention of the need to be a medical professional, so as to be able to comment in this site. The reason I made my first comment about the naming of this inanimate particule is because I was surfing through one of Telemundo’s blog sites and one mexican there made a comment that the h1n1 virus did not originate in Mexico and that it was brought to Mexico by someone. I guess someone brought it there in a petri dish and let it loose (DUH.)The very fact that the first case ocurred there (ground zero) Not far from some pig farms suggests that the mode of infection and cross infection is very similiar to that which occurs in rural China where people live in intimate contact with their animals, pigs and birds in particular. About ten or twelve years ago Scientific American had an articule that was very detailed as to the boiler room conditions prevalent in Chine that lead to the “cooking ” of the strains in that crounty which in turn lead to the emergence of the various exotic strains of flu that periodically emerge from Asia to plage the rest of the world. having written this, let me end by also stating that this a fun site pleeese get a grip on yourself and continue to carry on in fun.
Respectfully yours, David Santiago
Hes a doctor not a vaccine scientist
Actually, House specializes in both Nephrology and Infectious Diseases. Swine flu is an infectious disease right? Then Cameron could help make the vaccine. All quite simple really.
he is AWESOME!!! he can stop the swine flu through out the UNITED STATES!!!! HE IS FLIPPIN SWEET!!!!
Only one vicodan?
damn right
Huh… Though Hugh is Awesome, I think I know why he always beats diseases into submission. He can pull of scary easy enough. 0.0
For the love of God people, please stop spelling VICODIN wrong! You’re going to give me a seizure. Then I will collapse and House will have to figure out what is wrong with me, only to figure out that it was his addiction to vicodin that led people to spell it wrong and give me the seizure in the first place. Oh, what a tangled web we weave.
Yeah he will totally find out that it is your overreaction to trivially mundane things…calm down and stop blaming other people for your OCD
Spelling is only trivial to those who don’t know how to do it right…
Who took my puddy tat!
How much do you wanna bet an episode of House will have swine flu in it?
Give him 50 minutes and he’ll get it completely wrong after 25 while shouting at his boys and girls that it’s the only possibility. Then after another 25 minutes he finally gets it right while saying it’s the only possibility. Again. Is there any other House plot?
ain’t broke. Doesn’t need fixin.
give him one vicodin, he will cure swine flu
give him five vicodin, he will cure aids
give him 100 vicodin, he will cure the internetz
Absolutely! Classic! FTW!
Hell i wouldn’t mind him curing whatever ailed me
And why does everyone have to call it Swine Flu? Why not it Bacon Fever? Sounds more delicious.
I get bacon fever at least once a week. But then I go to Perkins, and it’s all good.
scary face
Going to get yer drugs is fraught with danger…. Our local Chemist has about 13 staff stuck at home due to contact with another employee who has the S flu…
Oh, but did you know they already found a cure?
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All you have to do is apply oinkment….
(Apologies for the dire joke)
hahahahaha right on the head errr…. I meant right on the bacon.
Oh, you’re such a ham! XD
You guys are really debating the details of the show? Humor is either lost on the lot of you, or you are trying to, and failing, to add another level of humor to the picture. Either way, STFU
Swine flu, lol
House ROCKS outloud. Just sayin’
photoshopped
so’s your mom
Just info for all.
go get em house
Oh hellz yes. XD
Watch, as it turns out everyone affected will actually suffer kidney or liver failure and will have turned out to have Lupus.
Whatever. House can’t even figure our why he’s hallucinating.
Swine flu, what a farce! I’m still waiting for the African Killer Bees to get me, not to mention the Bird Flu and SARS. Remember all of those that were going to wipe out the planet? A pandemic? Yeah right. More people will die from sky diving accidents!
Its seem the animal is taking revenge on us, first the Bird flu and now is Swine flu may be next time is Fish flu.
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Purell Haiku:
Purell, my Purell;
Happiness in a bottle;
Swine flu begone. Ha!
- by Heather Martinez Zona
They should do an episode about it. Haha.
House need to match up with Monk and solve this problem once and for all!
Gawd u ppl. SPELL CHECK FAIL.
I laugh in your general direction
Ah, I love himmm
My parents always said we’d have a black president about the same time as pigs flu.
House can figure it out. I can. It’s all just mass hysteria, like in the episode Airborne…
the reason they didn’t call it mexican flu is because then people all over the world would start slaughtering mexicans.
because knowing is half the battle
and yes, spelling fail
wow, i swear, you’re just some chunti ignorant person with no life x)
you poochie face :a
oh and actually the first case to have happened was in the united states,
by some little nasty kid that was playing around with pigs ;D
stop being such a weiner about everything.
That’s what the Jews and Muslims are calling it…
lol maybe this needs to go on the failblog site because its spelled “vicodin” hahahaha FAIL
It’s also roflrazzi, spelling/grammar doesn’t matter.
yes Mexican flu because here in australia we have our own little mexico! Its Victoria! Victoria has the most number of confirmed swine flu cases in the country i think it was bout 2500 before 27th June 2009
So, is Victoria largely a low income, short on education sort of “paradise?’
david santiago you really are an idiot, it started in the US, not Mexico.
Swine flu is a virus, not bacteria, so it would need a vaccine, not an antibiotic. But, since we DO have a vaccine, we’ll all be fine… until it runs out.
You call it ”swine flu” I call it
”WHO GIVES A F**K!!!”