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don’t you wish they would all fall down the bad egg shute
(Julie Dawn Cole as Veruca Salt in Willy Wonka & The Charlie Factory)
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Shute?
Shoot?
Chute?
. . .continue
Chewt?
Why are some words so hard for some to spell?
It’s chute! *Sigh* Spelling is so hard for the non print generation.
A panda walks into a bar, orders a salad, kills a man, and takes off. ‘What was that about?’, asked the man at the bar. The bartender relplies, ‘What do you expect? He’s a panda! He eats shoots and leaves’.
Sorry, had to.
That’s “Eats, shoots and leaves.” You blow the whole joke if you leave off the comma.
there is no comma if he’s eating shoots. Are you eating, pizza?
But that’s not the point of the joke…
Oh poor you, needing connotation for everything you read.
Someone did not read the book.
Wow. You managed to completely screw up the only important part of the joke. You deserve an award for killing our faith in humanity.
those who analyze a joke, lost the point to begin with…
WIN!!!
The Charlie Factory?!
LOL!
Is it a production centre for child actors?
Its where they made the Vietcong. Lookout! It’s Charlie in the trees!!
IKR! He MAKES CHARLIES TO PUT IN CHOCOLATE…..it’d be cuute if there were charlie the unicorns
Now let’s see … Who else should go down the bad egg chute?
…how about my sister?
oh burnn
What happened to the fat kid was funnier.
Help, Murder, Police…
FAIL
It was the BAD NUT Chute. Remember the squirrels?
FAIL
Remember Gene Wilder?
You’re thinking of the remake. The original movie used giant geese that layed chocolate golden eggs.
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And in response to the graph, YES!
Darnit, my keyboard messed up. I meant to say:
And in response to the graph, YES! That scene rocked! You know, I think the Barooka…Berookah…I think the spoiled kid in the original looks a lot like the one in the remake!
Veruca
There is room for a correction, ElfKing. The geese ‘laid’ chocolate eggs. It doesn’t make sense to me, either (the original word IS lay), but that is how it works. ‘Lay’ means to set or put down. Lie means to rest or relax upon something. In addition, the 2005 movie was not a remake, but another movie based upon the Roald Dahl book!
Teehee… laid…
D’oh!
Yeaaaaaaah, I fail on so many levels.
*facepalm*
Especially on the name spelling.
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How many books has Roald Dahl made? I think I’ve seen several movies based on his books.
I think for children’s books he’s written 18, but there are some compliations so it’s really more than that. He also wrote a lot of other stuff, including the autobiography of his time in WW2 as a Flight Lieutenant with the Royal Air Force. Matilda and James and the Giant Peach were made into movies, as well.
Actually, I was thinking of the book.
Yes. In the book the squirrels tested her head, it sounded quite hollow, and she got tossed down the garbage chute. Along with her mother and father.
that was the new movie, wasn’t it? Oh wait, no… urgh! im so confuzzled!! (replying)
Oh, yes! I want that to happen sooooooooooo badly! Especially those that scream their lungs out at public transportations and restaurants!
Yes…
I don’t care how, I want it now……..!
I’m a believer in retroactive abortion. “Doctor, I’m in my 95th month, and I’d like an abortion.”
Ever see that commercial that says “I can teach you how to turn your child’s attitude around in 2 minutes or less” (something close to that anyway)?
My husband and I looked at each other and said simultaneously “A smack?”
DISCLAIMER FOR THE HUMOR IMPAIRED:
This in no way is an endorsement of child abuse. Child abuse is a Bad Thing.
Exactly what my husband and I did when we heard that commercial!
SECONDARY DISCLAIMER FOR THE HUMOR IMPAIRED
This is in no way an endorsement of a non-endorsement of child abuse. Any actual or implied abuse is property of the abuser or non-abuser, and this poster denies any responsibility.
Taser.
There is quite a difference between abusing your child and a well timed smack for attitude adjustment. Unfortunately, not everyone, especially those without mouthy kids, don’t see it that way.
The Charlie Factory. LOL
I actually think it’s the parents that need a spanking more than the kids. You just know that if this brat goes down the chute, the folks will make and spoil another one.
Hear hear.. Send the offending parent or parents down the chute with the brat! nothing worse than watching people permit such bad behavior
They talk about that in the Oompa Loompa songs, about the parents, not just the kids.
Firstly its the NUT chute
secondly its a CHUTE
Firstly, that’s the original movie, not the Johnny Depp version. It is MOST DEFINITELY the EGG chute.
Secondly, you’re right on that one.
haha FAIL. ’tis not a Nut Chute.
It’s from the BETTER version of the story. get your facts straight.
God, people need to read a book.
You mean, people still do that? Paper with words on them? How archaic! (please note the sarcasm)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8 – not my normal musical style, but still accurate to today’s mindset.
Where they make Charlies?
The Charlie Factory, of course…
Aym……Phyre…..Chute
i second tat!
YESSS!!! May They All Fall Down The CHUTE!!! YAHAHAHAHA!!! I’ll start a list.
Why is it that whenever there’s a caption that has potential to be funny, the idiot who wrote it spells something wrong?
Wow. A lot of fail in these comments. Hahahaha.
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who’s to blame
The mother and the father
I was hoping someone would post that. Keeps me from having to type it out.
haha Shute.
Glorious brains spell things wonderfully. otherwise. kudos. I like this one
I am sorry, but this is not the movie Charlie & the Chocolate factory… This is one of my favourite movies, I got it at home and watch it on a regular basis, so I am sure.
And the girl is not Verruca Salt…
Looks more like a “wizard of Oz” movie… Or something like that.
I think that could’ve went over fine without you calling Johnny Depp an idiot.
If it’s one of your favorite movies, you sure don’t know what you’re talking about.
No she does. She just didn’t read the info below the picture. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was Tim Burton’s version. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was with Gene Wilder. Can’t blame her if she’s never seen the better version. ;o)
She really messed up on that title for it being her favorite movie.
Crap, I really wish I could edit my comments. Time to fix those typos:
“For it being one of her favorite movies, she really messed up the title.”
You’re saying we need to get rid of all white people aren’t you?! This is so racist.
I wish they would all learn correct grammar.
All those horrible brats getting exactly what they deserve, and each of their punishments was a logical consequence of their vice. Sort of like “Strewwelpeter.”