Comments on: Sparkle? http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/ Lol Celebrities and All That's Famous, Fab and Funny. Your favorite actors and actresses in a funny new light! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 02:12:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Beth http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-119852 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 06:38:35 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-119852 Edward was 17 when he was bitten by Carlisle.

*is shot*

Sincerely,
A Recovering Twihard

]]> By: buns http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-110504 Sat, 05 Jun 2010 08:42:53 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-110504 he’s a children’s show PUPPET not a 20 something year old depressing presence.

]]> By: buns http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-110503 Sat, 05 Jun 2010 08:30:59 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-110503 thank you for the tremendous LOLZ my friend.

]]> By: buns http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-110502 Sat, 05 Jun 2010 08:21:33 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-110502 well to clarify: he wont try to suck your blood, he is a nice well mannered vegetarian vampire that will only smex you up, suck your blood or do anything really unless you marry him first… and allow him to sparkle freely at the wedding.

]]> By: Teatime of death http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-109609 Mon, 31 May 2010 16:39:53 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-109609 I like purple more than glitter. That’s all I’m sayin.

]]> By: Me http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-105481 Sun, 16 May 2010 00:33:58 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-105481 Heh. If you ever want to read a book with some really bad descriptions of a person, try “Bronwyn: Silk and Steel” by Ron Miller. I’ve never actually read it, but I don’t want to based on the excerpts:
“Her ears were a puzzle carved in ivory. Her teeth were her only bracelet; she carried them within the red velvet purse of her lips. Her tongue was amber. Her tongue was a ferret, an anemone, a fox caught in the teeth of a tiger.”
I’ve heard there’s about two pages of this, all to describe one person.

]]> By: Death by Twilight http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-103907 Wed, 05 May 2010 21:13:08 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-103907 no.

]]> By: Death by Twilight http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-103906 Wed, 05 May 2010 21:12:47 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-103906 death

]]> By: lengloi84 http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-102991 Sat, 01 May 2010 02:01:20 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-102991 simple yet so funny! Favourite :)

]]> By: duhdunduhdunduhhhhhhhhh http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-94496 Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:20:04 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-94496 haha hes ugly raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr

]]> By: iluvescookeys http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-84946 Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:45:51 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-84946 Nope, not tired yet. This horse may be dying but it’s not dead yet.

]]> By: Mah http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-81529 Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:35:34 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-81529 girls falling for u? i dont think so, PURPLE vampire ¬¬

]]> By: aerialbomber http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-79924 Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:11:56 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-79924 Dont gove sh!t what you say, these jokes are still funny as hell, this one particlarly.

]]> By: aerialbomber http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-79923 Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:10:21 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-79923 BRILLIANT! Epic win x 100,000,000

* gives taco a roflcopter *

Harry potter puppet pals FTW.

oh wait, i ght an A+ !!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: aerialbomber http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-79922 Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:08:07 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-79922 I third that ;P

]]> By: Regin the Radiant http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-70352 Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:11:28 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-70352 This horse is now classified as a splatter, there is so little of it left. MAKING FUN OF TWILIGHT IS DEAD PEOPLE, MOVE ON. Ur getting worse than the fans, geez

*pulls out the banhammer*

]]> By: Me! http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-67249 Fri, 18 Sep 2009 01:07:56 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-67249 hey, 13 yr old girl here…i used to love twilight, but then me and my friends decided it was kinda lame…there are lots of other good vampy books out there. check out vampire academy and city of bones (that one’s demons, but watever.)anyway, of course i’m going to see the movies, because thats wat we do. (also, it’s like, omg! it’s jacob u know!!) sorry, “squee”ing laspe. anyway, later people! :)

]]> By: Annie Crimefighter http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-65865 Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:25:52 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-65865 Look who’s all butthurt!

]]> By: Annie Crimefighter http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-65863 Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:25:17 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-65863 Also, in the times of vampire myths, people believed that vampires could not resist counting objects in large groups. That’s why people would fill caskets with rice or salt so that if the inhabitant was a vampire, they would be so busy counting that they would die in the sunlight the next morning.

]]> By: Annie Crimefighter http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-65862 Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:22:23 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-65862

]]> By: Jenna http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-62833 Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:57:57 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-62833 I love how theres so many anti-twlight pics on here! Keep up the great work!

]]> By: em http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-59962 Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:20:01 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-59962 I second this. Just because JK Rowling doesn’t go on describing stupid things like how a guy looks doesn’t mean she sucks.

]]> By: Death by Taco http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-53342 Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:14:34 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-53342 Harry: “It’s not just any book, guys!”
Ron: “Is it a young-adult teen vampire romance novel?”
[TEN SECONDS LATER]
*Ron is in the corner*
Harry: “Anyway…”

An A to anyone who watches that video.
An A+ to anyone who already got the reference. ^^

]]> By: Death by Taco http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-53339 Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:04:38 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-53339 Plague*

]]> By: Shooooooo http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-52130 Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:04:24 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-52130 The black plaque ended…but not before claiming…a lot of lives.

]]> By: Shooooooo http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-52129 Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:03:13 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-52129 So…you think Harry Potter was poorly written…but Twilight wasn’t?! I hope your mother recovers from the alcoholism, because she obviously drank while you were in the womb.

]]> By: Shooooooo http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-52127 Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:01:26 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-52127 Does he sparkle?

All the more fun to beat!

]]> By: Toolie http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-44346 Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:15:37 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-44346 Umm he’s a puppet.

]]> By: TheGreatDictator http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-44064 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 04:33:15 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-44064 I second that notion.

]]> By: TheGreatDictator http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-44052 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 03:40:07 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-44052 Sadly I have a feeling it shall only grow from here. Like the black plague, spreading into every nook and cranny, infecting everyone with its overly exasperated plot line and equally as monotonous characters.

]]> By: tkely http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-42935 Thu, 28 May 2009 22:28:19 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-42935 shove the frickin sparkle jokes up ur ass

]]> By: Sarah_Berah http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-42345 Tue, 26 May 2009 06:05:14 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-42345 Just to show my true nerdy-ness… vamprie legends actually came from the dark ages during the plague. The people would have to dig up mass graves and due to the lack of understanding in science, the decomposing bodies that were bloated with gases, pushing out hair and nails to give the apperance of still growing, and eating because they “gained weight” were thought to be undead cause they died from plague but still managed to eat and grow. The also leaked lovely bodily fluids from the mouth leaving blood trails on the face, causing the conclusion they drank blood. Thus, VAMPIRES! And they definatly didn’t sparkle… :) Not to bash Twilight which has its own merits, Vlad and Dracula would kick Edward’s creepy, stalker, emo butt.

]]> By: Everbound Venvel http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-42332 Tue, 26 May 2009 01:53:58 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-42332 Woah, I’m out of it today. What I meant to say was, “BAMFs”.

]]> By: Everbound Venvel http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-42331 Tue, 26 May 2009 01:51:13 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-42331 Makes you wonder how they manage to, I don’t know, move without tearing their skin wide open? Like bark on a twig that has been bent too far?

]]> By: Everbound Venvel http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-42329 Tue, 26 May 2009 01:44:06 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-42329 Sparkling is for wimps. REAL BAMPHs burst into flame and crackle like a camp fire.

]]> By: Everbound Venvel http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-42328 Tue, 26 May 2009 01:41:49 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-42328 Seconded.

]]> By: RandomBoredPerson http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-42265 Mon, 25 May 2009 17:46:17 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-42265 im a huge buffy fan and im not saying they are the real vampires or anything but at least they didnt sparkle

]]> By: RandomBoredPerson http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-42262 Mon, 25 May 2009 17:38:01 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-42262 even when dracula was on buffy he was more powerful than most vamps

]]> By: BigSplash http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-41352 Wed, 20 May 2009 00:28:27 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-41352 We can only hope it’s forgotten sooner!

]]> By: eomund http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-40936 Mon, 18 May 2009 17:42:45 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-40936 I don’t care what y’all say, Epic Win

]]> By: Your mom http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-40435 Sat, 16 May 2009 12:53:27 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-40435 Harry Potter was written well…. uh I don’t really think so. Not trying to start a fight, but even my mom (who was once an English teacher) said that the books were horribly written. Sorry, I gave those books a chance but I just didn’t like them. :( The movies rock though!
Twilight is a good book, but this is a HILARIOUS caption!

]]> By: burningled http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-40226 Fri, 15 May 2009 01:43:32 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-40226 No. AMAZING Is millions have bought a book that aims at nothing more than the teenage girl’s ” Mysterious, unbelievably kind, hot, forbidden guy with wonderful secrets and who desires me more than anything else” fantasy, and has few writing merits otherwise.

He’s not real, find better literature to read, and get over it.

]]> By: burningled http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-40225 Fri, 15 May 2009 01:33:23 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-40225 No, the original name was ‘Camillia’ or ‘Camilla’ but i don’t think it was ‘Carmilla’ :/

]]> By: MissMaybe http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-40155 Thu, 14 May 2009 21:42:28 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-40155 VON giant plothole, TWO giant plotholes, AHAHAHA!

]]> By: MissMaybe http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-40154 Thu, 14 May 2009 21:41:47 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-40154 I sense Fanfiction. Bella gets a horse! It’d be such a Mary- Sue overload, the eleven- year- olds would go wild!

]]> By: Vila Restal http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-39800 Wed, 13 May 2009 09:53:23 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-39800 Yes, but I’m here to provide information not korrekt spellung and Grammer. :-)

]]> By: Multi-Facets http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-39566 Tue, 12 May 2009 04:36:17 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-39566 Wait, it’s not “Carmilla”?

]]> By: Sorsha http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-39489 Mon, 11 May 2009 18:08:51 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-39489 The horse is undead.

And his name is Edward Cullen.

]]> By: Vila Restal http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-39435 Mon, 11 May 2009 08:54:49 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-39435 Sorry!! WRONG!!! Fail on all counts. The first fictional vampire was John Polidori’s The Vampyre (BTW this is his spelling not mine!!), followed by various penny dreadfuls, and then you had Sheridan LeFanu’s Camilla (This one had such an effect on Vampire fans that the name Camilla was used by White Wolf in their RPG Vampire: The Masquerade, for the organization of Vampires across the world. They have been known historically by Vlad Tepes (also known as the Impaler, or Mr Impaler to his friends :-) ), and the most famous one as Elizabeth Bathory who was supposed to bath in the blood of Virgins (Wouldn’t work nowadays where the hell can you get a load of virgins round here now :-) ) Also they have been known in Mythology as either Revenants or Vampires in especially Superstitious Eastern European countries.

(My God!! I’m really showing myself up for being a geek :-) )

]]> By: slythwolf http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/08/celebrity-pictures-count-von-count-sparkle-no/comment-page-1/#comment-39406 Mon, 11 May 2009 00:39:14 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=12180#comment-39406 Dracula was the original vampire. And when he was in sunlight, all it did was weaken him.

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