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paris hilton

One pill makes you larger. The other makes you a skank.

(Paris Hilton)

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  1. zombie says:

    woh i’m no PH fan but she is seriously hot in this pic o_O

  2. FrunoBulax2099 says:

    I don’t recall Alice in Wonderland taking any pills…

  3. TJ says:

    Maybe I’m dumb, but I don’t get it…

  4. TJ says:

    So I guess it’s the Red pill or the Blue pill (Viagra) from the Matrix but that’s trying too hard I think

  5. Sarah says:

    I believe bottles and mushrooms were used in the movie. (Bottles in the room with the talking doorknob; mushrooms in the forest with the caterpillar) Anyway, this sucks.

  6. Ibbits says:

    Really? this is either a cultural or generational gap issue. :)

    Jefferson Airplane’s Go Ask Alice.

    Being of the Jefferson Airplane generation, this one made me seriously rofl.

    • dawiccankitten says:

      actually… it’s not “Go ask Alice” … the song is titled “White Rabbit” and they actually used it for a game commerical recently.. final fantasy type RPG i forget the name of it.. i went nuts when i heard it on the TV… christmas of 07 i believe

    • Nick R. Bocker says:

      It’s actually called “White Rabbit” but yeah

    • Ev says:

      Yeah, I think it’s a generational gap thing. Although technically, it’s before my time too. But I know it because … it’s *Go Ask Alice*. From Jefferson Airplane. Not knowing it is kind of like not knowing The Twist. Hey Jude. Summer in the City. I just can’t fathom it.

      • Keff says:

        White Rabbit =P

      • Andrea says:

        It’s a pity to not know the awesome songs of previous decades, but it seems that the kids are expected to youtube and get to know them all, which seems a little unfair.
        .
        I went through school knowing hardly any Beatles songs beyond the titles. My parents didn’t have any of their records and even if they did, they don’t put music on and just listen to it. Talking to my mum a couple of years ago, I found out that they used to have plenty of Beatles records, including some early and rare stuff, but it all got stolen.

    • Mae says:

      its a sad generation gap. My brother, born in 1990, knows it. My sister, born in 1992 doesn’t.

  7. fersure says:

    jefferson starship kicks jerrson airplanes ass!

    WE BUILT THIS CITY!

  8. Eddy says:

    What really gets me is the fact that the dress has ‘Alice’ embroidered on it. Are we supposed to not get that she’s being trampy!Alice?

  9. Ray says:

    Really people, the Paris Hilton thing has been done to death

  10. Tempestates says:

    *drops a two-ton nuke on Paris Hilton* Sorry but if the horse ain’t dead, drop several ton nukes on it.

  11. deadinfrancee says:

    Paris is the exception-no pills needed.

  12. One says:

    I’d do her..twice!

  13. walking chrome toaster says:

    awww, to bad her parents forgot the pill

  14. RWMU says:

    She maybe a Skanky

    But Stockings and White Rabbit ref !

  15. gobo says:

    Why… why are her eyes rolling back in her head? She sort of looks like a Zombie? Maybe thats why nothing seems to be able to finish her off. Damn she scares me.

    • Mae says:

      they aren’t, she’s looking to the side.

      not that i really want to defend the whore but seriously… its obvious.

  16. Keff says:

    White Rabbit ref FTW!

  17. Iusuallylurk says:

    She must have OD’d on the pills that make you skanky.

  18. ShadowQuest says:

    “One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small/And the ones that Mother gives you don’t do anything at all/Go ask Alice/when she’s ten feet tall.”

    Poor Paris – apparently she has no identity of her own, and has to keep boring others. First it was Audrey Hepburn, and now Alice.

    I really have got to get Repo! The Genetic Opera one of these days.

  19. kartul says:

    not bad at all…
    btw, white rabbit is a great song

  20. PaulM says:

    Seriously, I wish someone would f*ck her brains back IN.

    Someone else, though. Not me. Ew.

  21. Centerfolds says:

    Is there a pill that makes her go away?!?

  22. Lollookatmyavatar says:

    Stupid Vacous Whore

  23. Noah Lieske says:

    Oh I like Paris Hilton so much. She looks great as always! Noah Lieske

    • Moonbeam says:

      Kudos to you for ignoring all the lame paparazzi and magazine stories which may or may not be true, and also for not hopping on the hate-wagon. :)

  24. Shoobz says:

    Ok, so Paris Hilton is fairly annoying, and a useless skank, but props for the Hallowe’en costume – it’s fairly good. Oh, and her eyes look like that cos she’s got contacts in. (Which I know from looking up the costume online. I wanna buy one for…ehh…bed…. *shifty eyes*)

  25. Justme says:

    Get off her and get on with your life! If she were a man, you would high five her. So stfu.

  26. EGV says:

    Yeap, I would tap that . . . I would definitively tap that!

  27. Arlen says:

    you don’t now the things i’d do to her…

  28. MissMaybe says:

    The only time I could halfway stand her was in REPO. She played an excellent Amber (probably because she didn’t have to act- hello, spoiled, drugged- up heiress?- and she HAD to sing terribly.).

  29. SarahMonkey says:

    Always a sign of a wonderful and convincing costume when you have to have the Character name sewn on it so people know who you’re meant to be… Heaven forbid people get confused and just think you’re a skank in a tiny frilly skirt/ dress and stockings.

  30. Bill says:

    I lol’d so hard. Internets, you owe me a new keyboard.

    Bottom 10% of pic was off-screen.
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  31. Megz says:

    i was Alice for halloween too !!

  32. Naruko06 says:

    apparently, she took the skank pill, even though she’s already one

  33. Trixie says:

    Reading these comments make me sad. Do you people seriously not get it? I’m 15 and I get it, man. You kids and your music nowadays…

    The outfit’s actually nice it’s just Alice isn’t a little slut. :c

  34. Jenna says:

    Oh she killed one of my favorite books…

  35. Robert says:

    Can I get a jar of the second pills? I could put them to good use…

  36. why_do_you_care says:

    for some reason i think she took the skank pill….

  37. faeriella says:

    pfh, as if she needs pills to make her a skank.


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