
Chuck Norris
So tough he just scared away color.
(Chuck Norris)
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Chuck Norris
So tough he just scared away color.
(Chuck Norris)
Picture by: dunno source via our LOL Builder. Caption by: sqintz
*sigh*
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Chuck Norris is old and lame. Not funny anymore, guys.
Agreed.
Let’s agree to agree here, guys.
Really annoying at this point. Yet they always get five stars, go figure.
If there were 6 stars, I’d give them to Chuck
Chuck Norris is impossible to vote against. This is a chucktatorship afterall.
0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 all 5 people that posted above me all died of a round-house kick related death.
You suck. Chuck Norris Rocks.
It got a chuckle the first few times, but is now becoming increasingly unbearable.
he will rip ur head off now
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris
The Great wall of China was originally erected in dark ages to keep Chuck Norris away from China
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, the death is still scared to inform him
And let’s not forget, in the beginning there was nothing, and then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothing and said “Get a job.” Thus came the universe.
I’m surprised there hasn’t been a Internet-based religion with Chuck Norris as the supreme deity.
Or has there? Stranger things have happened.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Churck Norris doesn’t teabag people. He potatosacks them.
replace the “ch” with “f” to get another great list.
Guns carry Chuck Norris…for protection.
You know the one that says “When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris”? Me and my boyfriend who are hardcore into UFC say “When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks HIS closet for Chuck Liddel!”
Chuck Norris was an actor, right?
I’ve never heard of any of his films… Are they crap? Are they basically famous for having him in them?
Chuck was an athlete, He had a number of international Karate titles.
His film career… Well, some of them were fun, if you’re into that sort of thing. Delta Force, for example. He hasn’t done anything worth mentioning even in camp martial arts terms for a couple of decades now though.
He was in a tv show called texas rangers
Walker, Texas Ranger.
He also makes onions cry.
This is a good one. Some of these aren’t funny.
I’d rather look at the dancing baby from 1996 than see another Chuck Norris “fact”
you misspelt colour
You had best be trolling, or you’re the most culturally sheltered individual I’ve encountered on this site all day. Also, you failed to use proper capitalization.
Thats the correct way to spell color if you are from the States, only us Brits spell it ‘colour’
Chuck Norris told us to stop using the silent “u”‘s.
You misspelled ‘misspelled’.
Chuck norris jokes are like chuck norris, they’ll never die!
You make me wish chuck norris would die.
And, the flag is upside-down. Way to go, Chuck. Now you’re totally not going to be President of Texas someday…
Chuck Sucks.
Chuck is a chump.
There’s a racist joke in this picture just dying to get out.
Meteors didnt kill dinosaurs the chucknorassouras did.
Not funny anymore. Give it up.
Chuck Norris…so tough he doesn’t believe in marriage rights for homosexuals.
when chuck norris goes to bed, he check for bruce lee
you sir, go to sleep
Chuck Norris is so tough that when people tells him suck, they suck themselves