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Chuck Norris
So tough he just scared away color.

(Chuck Norris)

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  1. Evertide says:

    *sigh*

  2. MK1K says:

    Chuck Norris is old and lame. Not funny anymore, guys.

  3. Jack Bauer says:

    When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris

    The Great wall of China was originally erected in dark ages to keep Chuck Norris away from China

    Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one

    The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off

    Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, the death is still scared to inform him

  4. AC says:

    Chuck Norris was an actor, right?
    I’ve never heard of any of his films… Are they crap? Are they basically famous for having him in them?

    • Czernobog says:

      Chuck was an athlete, He had a number of international Karate titles.

      His film career… Well, some of them were fun, if you’re into that sort of thing. Delta Force, for example. He hasn’t done anything worth mentioning even in camp martial arts terms for a couple of decades now though.

    • fille says:

      He was in a tv show called texas rangers

  5. MissMaybe says:

    He also makes onions cry.
    This is a good one. Some of these aren’t funny.

  6. Kev says:

    I’d rather look at the dancing baby from 1996 than see another Chuck Norris “fact”

  7. Stueymon says:

    you misspelt colour

  8. hehehe says:

    Chuck norris jokes are like chuck norris, they’ll never die!

  9. NommieDeerest says:

    And, the flag is upside-down. Way to go, Chuck. Now you’re totally not going to be President of Texas someday…

  10. TiminBoston says:

    Chuck Sucks.

  11. The Truth says:

    Chuck is a chump.

  12. Ralf says:

    There’s a racist joke in this picture just dying to get out.

  13. Liz says:

    Meteors didnt kill dinosaurs the chucknorassouras did.

  14. Glen Schmidt says:

    Not funny anymore. Give it up.

  15. Cha says:

    Chuck Norris…so tough he doesn’t believe in marriage rights for homosexuals.

  16. dug this grave says:

    when chuck norris goes to bed, he check for bruce lee

  17. nomoredigging says:

    you sir, go to sleep

  18. Ming says:

    Chuck Norris is so tough that when people tells him suck, they suck themselves


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