
SADLY, YES
All High School Guidance Counselors are like this.
(Emma Watson and Emma Thompson)
Picture by: dunno source via Poster Builder. Caption by: Pete
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SADLY, YES
All High School Guidance Counselors are like this.
(Emma Watson and Emma Thompson)
Picture by: dunno source via Poster Builder. Caption by: Pete
HEY! I’m a guidance counselor!
. . . okay, no I’m not. I don’t care.
NOT SECOND
Aww… not ALL of them are THAT bad. I’m a teacher and there are two guidance counselors at my school. One I think it’s nuts, and one of them actually really cares about the students.
Thank you for ruining the joke
Aww, I’m sorry. If I’d known there was someone with such low intelligence that he can’t fathom differing interpretations of a joke, I wouldn’t have said anything. Please, accept my apology. Have a cookie, you’ll feel better.
I can think of worse things than all guidance counsellors being Emma Thompson.
Huh?
Emma Thompson. The one on the right. Very talented and funny actress & writer.
uh dude, I’m pretty sure they were referring to the other person in the picture…
Actually…Emma Thompson is playing Professor Trewlaney in this picture….who, admittedly isn’t a “guidance counselor” per se, but it works, since she was the professor of “Divination.”
You were thinking of Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger in this still.
Kinda makes you want to bang your head against the wall, doesn’t it.
that I don’t have the actor’s names from the Harry Potter movie memorized? Yeah, that’s really frustrating to come across in every day life.
That you’re not familiar with Emma Thompson. She was in The Remains Of The Day, Carrington and Much Ado About Nothing. She wrote and starred in Sense & Sensibility alongside Hugh Grant, Alan Rickman and Kate Winslet! She was fantastic in Stranger Than Fiction. AND she contributed writing to Joe Wright’s Pride & Prejudice. But noooo, you assumed I was just lusting after the young one.
(…yeah, it’s not that big a deal, really.)
All I care about was her in Dead Again. What an amazing movie!
That you jumped the comment without checking to make sure you knew what the f*** you were on about, douchenozzle.
My guidance councelors exist for the SOLE PURPOSE of not having a job and being extremely frustrated with anyone who tries to talk to them because they have the hardest job in the world, which consists of not letting qualified students spend their last two high school years in college.
I got the rating to five ^___^. Let’s keep it that way, k?
Thanks for expressing your opinion; just keep in mind that broad generalizations are often the product of ignorance.
Judge individuals on their merit.
I love how Hermione looks like she wants to punch Trelawny in the face.
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Four points for Harry Potter picture. I enjoy basically anything involving Harry Potter. However, demerit points for generalizations. Like musiCat85 said, they are often (in fact, 90% of the time) dumb, because traits cannot be judged on a general group such as gender or occupation.
WTF! The Masturbation one was Much better, and this is the crap they went with?
No, I’m going to have to go with this one. It’s clever!
Oh gods it’s TRUE! My guidance counsellor was very much that way. However, she did persuade me not to join the army. It would have been a much quicker process if she had told me “For chrissakes, Marty, you’re a flaming homosexual, everyone but you knows it, and the Army will chew you up and spit you out.” However, convincing me to go to a nice liberal-arts college where I could get a grip on myself was a good second choice.
Maybe he just wanted you to pay him royalty fees for using his name.
Guidance counselors? Perhaps.
But my course selection counselor is very nice. She’s really helpful, and has that warm grandmotherly feel.
If only she gave away warm muffins…
Mine was. AND used an ENTIRE bottle of Chanel 5 EVERY DAY. God, I can STILL smell it. **hurk**
My HS guidance counselor was a b1tch and did not want to provide any guidance whatsoever. If my guidance counselor had been Madame Trelawney, that would’ve actually been an improvement.
Wasn’t she Poison Ivy?