I don’t think that’s how you do CPR. But I could be wrong.
(Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart)
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lol, he´s just fixing her pulse
Ya, that is a pulse that needs to stop.
Marry me?
???? are you talking to that picture lolz thing?
Second
second = fail you twat
and ewww twillight. i hate it. die now twilight! ughhhhhhh -_-
twilight is awesome!!
Hurhurhur–no.
Have you actually read the series? It’s not that bad.
i agree!! the series makes it all good dawg! >:)= vampire face thing
Meh, I read the first two books, and I couldn’t make myself read more. There were parts of the second book I did enjoy, true (I thought the vampire council was pretty cool), but I felt like I was wasting my time and just reading so I’d know what ppl were talking about, which wasn’t enough to keep reading.
Plus, Meyer seemed to be suggesting that this was a good relationship, rather than capitalizing on its creepiness, which was a waste.
Maturity fail. Reply fail. Commenting on picture of subject you hate FAIL.
Shouldn’t it be “commenting on picture of subject you hate WIN?” Because s/he successfully did just that? And it’s not like the majority of the commentators come here to make fun of Hollywood’s products because they love them so much.
I think they mean that commenting on a picture of subject you hate IS fail
“Is” is a very important verb. Also, she says it in the same context of “maturity fail.” Unless she is also saying “maturity is fail,” one assumes that the stylistic sentence structure applies to all of her remarks.
You’re a therapist, aren’t you?
knowing what a verb is fail
“Is” is a verb. I just used it as one. It’s just not an action verb.
I love you.
lol yep
maturity level=0% “missy”
i concur.
we need more real vampires. Dracula. Lestat. Angelus. hek yes.
Heck, heck yes.
twilight is def the crap of all crap. >:P
well i dont know….oh wait flapjack! that is sooo totally the king of crap. or queen…whichever the squeaky voice is.
they cant die!!! they are vampire for one and 2 they rock!!! ‘specially ashly greene!!! so wait why did you see this if you hate it?
You’re so full of anger. I think someone needs to fix *your* pulse. (No, I don’t mean stop it, just slow it down a bit. They are called happy pills for a reason.)
CPR is better with the tongue
mmmmm delicious cpr….delicious delicious cpr…
ok that is just creepy….. (:(
ttly!
Nom nom nom!
Gay-ass retarded, stupid sparkly vampires. I wish this movie, the books and that actor would disappear!
You like “gay”, you say? Well come over here little 12yo, I feel like branching out into pedophilia. Just keep your mouth shut until I have something to put in it. I really don’t want to have to listen to you, FSM forbid.
oh go cry about it.
sparkles… big deal.
Captain obvious says: well then STFU and quit taking time to comment on it. ‘Gay-ass retarded’? Don’t bring your family names into this.
LOL, I believe someone just got burned!
not burned. scorned by a bunch of douche bags in love with this tripe. I’m ok with it.
I’ve never seen or read Twilight, I just thought Fury’s comment was funny. If you don’t like it then there’s nothing I can do about it.
I must be a douchebag in love with this tripe, because I not only LIVE where the movie was filmed, but I have never seen it or read the books.
wow, and you said 2 days ago you had seen it O.o
Hold still…………………….I’ve had a few too many of these jokes tonight…………it’ll only hurt a really long time, I promise
Gay is not an insult you douche. I’m strait and that even bugs me. Grow up, learn some real insults, and quit with the stupid narrow-mindedness.
(I just wish people would stop talking about them, then they’re as good as gone.)
you think if people stop talking about gay people, there will be no more gay people? now that’s a weird thought O.o I can imagine only few gay-relationships forming after everyone stops talking about it, but I can’t imagine everyone that’s homosexual stop feeling the way they do about the people they love.
KaBooM– well, I wish YEW would dissappear. But thats nawt happening, so NOBODY’S happy.
What’s wrong with Yew? I think Yew trees are pretty.
wouldn’t that be NOWBODY”S?
i luv that.but i luv twiight more
And I love spelling words correctly even more than that.
i remember that scene. quite awkward.
Thank you! I’m no fangirl, but that moment had more awkward sexual tension *by the look and sound of it, not situation* than the rest of the movie. Seeing as all through the rest of the movie, she had no emotions whatsoever.
Maybe Bella’s really into pain? lol
But yeah, I noticed that too… (thank god I didn’t pay to watch that movie – we borrowed it from somebody)
This scene was terrible. The scenario has been portrayed much more intensely on Buffy and in Interview. This just looked like she was having some sort of…mental seizure or something. I think I remembered in the making of someone saying that Kristin’s contact lens kept rolling up or something. She did look rather cross eyed..
I never noticed that before…
I found the movie completely different to the book.
I am a fan of Twilight, but i would like it to be MORE like the book.
What happened to the blood testing? And all the telling who he was in the car, not a forest RIGHT BY the school?
So, yeah.
*super-cheesy fainting impression*
Plz to give mouth-to-mouth, Robert!
Or teach me to play guitar, whichever.
I lol’d at this scene, he’s killing her and the other one is meekly going “Hey, you stop that, she’s dying”
Lol. Yeah, but he’s just going nuts on the blood.
“Edward, her blood is clean. You´re killing here… Edward… Edward… Stop… Find the will.”
don´t ask me why i know that line perfectly… siiigh
“Edward, her blood is clean. You´re killing her… Edward… Edward… Stop… Find the will.”
don´t ask me why i know that line perfectly… siiigh
Can I ask you why you felt the need to post that twice?
It´s called FAIL. I think that i know every line in the book and movie.
R.I.P. James,Laurent,Riley,Victoria,Bree,Irina
Can I ask why you felt the need to post that at all?
I miss James
James was in the book for about a chapter. Plus, he was a flat character, just like the rest of them.
I still miss him
I miss Riley………………..it’s a cool name
lol thats so funny MK1K. they’re just standing there like ” dude…your killing her…..DUDE……hello?……she’s fine…your killing her…..stop that”
lol, it was sposed to be dramatic…..It made me laugh..lol
In the book that scene was So much better.
…..But I still love the movie anyway…XD
she was screaming in the book, wasn´t she? why didn´t they just do that?
I was SO disturbed with this scene. I couldn’t get over her….” moaning ” I don’t even think its called moaning! I don’t know what is called!
huh. i’m not sure what the situation is but last I checked vampires drink blood from the carotid artery…
Last time I checked Vampires were fictitious. Drinking blood is drinking blood whether it be from artery or a champagne glass.
what happened is that she got bitten by the bad guy and now edward has to suck the venom out before she changes into a vampire.
uhh..*blinks*Vampire..Venom?*looks up from reading an Anne Rice Book*WTF?Are the vampires in twilight snakes or something?
I know I have NO right to talk,since I only saw one or two parts of the movie..but really?A single bite should NOT turn a person..it..takes a little more than that..
Well, it obviously doesn’t in this movie.
but…on the wrist?I can understand on the neck…but the wrist?!*shakes head and goes back to reading Blood and Gold*Excuse me while I read something WORTH my time…
*mummers*Scary fangirls..
Aha, i think you’re my idol.
Remember, across the street not down the lane.
If you hate Twilight sooo much ……why do you comment on the pics??
this world is so confusing now
If you can comment about loving it, we can comment about hating it. Simple as that. Did you even notice that this picture is making fun of Twilight?!
Ignore the comment I made lol
I didn’t know that vampires suck blood from a certain artery. . .
Ahahahaha, this cracked me up. xD
nice ring, Carlisle =P
is it just me or does it look like that other guy’s hand is on her crotch?
XD
*sigh* Have any of you read the books? seen the movie?
If not, then, shut up! you know nothing about it! heck, I bet if you read it you’ll probably like it and become one of “those People” you hate so much!
And quit putting people down who like it! how would you like it if someone call something u like “retarded’ ?
…just food for thought…
Have read it. Have seen the movie. Still don’t like it.
See? Edward’s not a real vampire. After all, J and Annie here have been exposed to him, and they haven’t turned into one of “those people”
I read it. All four. And The Host. And half of Midnight Sun. And I hate them. And Twilight is literary GARBAGE. G-A-R-B-A-G-E.
“I bet if you read it you’ll probably like it and become one of “those People” you hate so much!” No! Just because someone reads it does not mean the will like it! And most people don’t think the things we like are “retarded”, because they’re not Twilight.
Once again we have a case of “If you didn’t like it WHY IN THE WORLD DID YOU DO IT?”If u hate the books, DON’T read them! It’s common sense! I think I’ll go force myself to pet a tarantuala, even though I hate spiders! Brb Everyone!
Hmmm, garbage you say. And it only took you 5 and a half book to discover? Can´t be that bad then. I on the other hand loves the twilight – took me a few pages to realise that. Guess I´m not as slow as somebody…
if you’re going to call people slow, learn how to spell.
lol
He looks like a fish.
But really, you all are so pathetic. If you don’t like, it then just shut up, if you like it, leave a comment, if you are angered by someone else’s comment then leave a comment! simple as that!!!
Deranged little people…
it’s the internet.
Don’t expect anyone to be making any type of sense.
I hate how everyone is dissing(sp) Twilight just because the movie wasnt the greatest. The books were amazing. Im not just saying that cause im a girl. I know a ton of straight guys who really liked the books.
How to identify a Twilight fan: someone who needs to spell-check the word “dissing”.
That’s way funnier than the LOL is!
ummmm that’s why they put (sp) after the word……so you would know they didn’t know how to spell it and were doing their best…..*gives up*
man whats the other guy doing to her i mean i heard of mouth to mouth but mouth to beaver…
I didn’t like the movie. It was a total waste of time for me. But if someone liked it, I’m fine with it. That’s why they’re making those movies right? Some people will like Blade, some will like Underworld, others will like Twilight. I just don’t see a reason to freak out so much about a stupid movie, or even a person(like now everyone is pissing in their pants over Michael Jackson). Having an idol is ok, but being obsessed with him is not healthy. Trust me, you will get over it, there will be other fascinations in your life.
NOM NOM NOM (Tased like chicken)
i think its funny how emotional people get over a book makes for interesting commentary *cough*
*hug* thank you for seeing the light!
lol, twilight still rox though
lol i no, twilight still rox though!!
Only if you like horrible fanfiction.
And wet dreams from an overweight, lonely woman.
I just give up on you, ok? You just leave a path of flaming and hate wherever you go *squirts with fire extinguisher*
Learn to spell twat lover
Eugh, where do YOU live? If teenage girls there are like that, I’m glad I’m over here.
*licks skin* tastes like………………………..skin? 0.o I don’t spray anything on my body, nor do my friends. And no one wears glitter…………
Does anyone else notice that if the people who hate twilight stopped talking about it, even if its dissing, twilight would blow over really quickly? i hate twilight, but the people who hate it seem to talk about it more then the people who like it.
go twilight the book twilight was better than te movie but new moon rocked the movie and the book
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Besotted Twilight lovers v. raging Twilight haters:the internet version of Brawl.
lolz NOM NOM NOM NOM! yum, weird teenage girl that has no clue whats going on
LOL crybaby Twatlight fans. The books are crap. I tried to read it and couldn’t get through the first chapter of the first book. Utter drivel! It also glorifies an EXTREMELY unhealthy relationship and this will undoubtedly endanger young girls who want to copy Bella. Edward is cruel, controlling and manipulative. NOT healthy, girls. Not healthy.