Comments on: I don’t think that’s how you do CPR.

By: Morgan

Morgan — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 01:02:25 +0000

Learn to spell twat lover

By: Morgan

Morgan — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 01:01:37 +0000

LOL crybaby Twatlight fans. The books are crap. I tried to read it and couldn’t get through the first chapter of the first book. Utter drivel! It also glorifies an EXTREMELY unhealthy relationship and this will undoubtedly endanger young girls who want to copy Bella. Edward is cruel, controlling and manipulative. NOT healthy, girls. Not healthy.

By: Dovey

Dovey — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 02:19:59 +0000

You’re so full of anger. I think someone needs to fix *your* pulse. (No, I don’t mean stop it, just slow it down a bit. They are called happy pills for a reason.)

By: DJ

DJ — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 05:50:30 +0000

I love you.

By: Bonnie

Bonnie — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 17:19:58 +0000

lolz NOM NOM NOM NOM! yum, weird teenage girl that has no clue whats going on

By: Dreaming Pixel

Dreaming Pixel — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 02:51:52 +0000

Besotted Twilight lovers v. raging Twilight haters:the internet version of Brawl.

By: Dreaming Pixel

Dreaming Pixel — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 02:49:50 +0000

Meh, I read the first two books, and I couldn’t make myself read more. There were parts of the second book I did enjoy, true (I thought the vampire council was pretty cool), but I felt like I was wasting my time and just reading so I’d know what ppl were talking about, which wasn’t enough to keep reading.
Plus, Meyer seemed to be suggesting that this was a good relationship, rather than capitalizing on its creepiness, which was a waste.

By: RainbowPoof

RainbowPoof — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 01:26:45 +0000

“Is” is a verb. I just used it as one. It’s just not an action verb.

By: Batmobile

Batmobile — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 11:39:04 +0000

Aha, i think you’re my idol.

By: Batmobile

Batmobile — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 11:34:20 +0000

Heck, heck yes.

By: bippy316

bippy316 — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 13:10:22 +0000

ok that is just creepy….. (:(

By: bippy316

bippy316 — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 13:09:40 +0000

ttly!

By: bippy316

bippy316 — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 13:08:32 +0000

no it isnt. but guess what is!
well i dont know….oh wait flapjack! that is sooo totally the king of crap. or queen…whichever the squeaky voice is.

By: bippy316

bippy316 — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 13:06:16 +0000

i agree!! the series makes it all good dawg! >:)= vampire face thing

By: bippy316

bippy316 — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 13:04:59 +0000

they cant die!!! they are vampire for one and 2 they rock!!! ‘specially ashly greene!!! so wait why did you see this if you hate it?

By: bippy316

bippy316 — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 13:03:25 +0000

???? are you talking to that picture lolz thing?

By: :)

:) — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:41:42 +0000

if you’re going to call people slow, learn how to spell.

By: :)

:) — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:35:27 +0000

wouldn’t that be NOWBODY”S?

By: :)

:) — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:32:11 +0000

knowing what a verb is fail

By: dan_144

dan_144 — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 23:18:48 +0000

Have you actually read the series? It’s not that bad.

By: ms yellow

ms yellow — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 21:34:11 +0000

Hmmm, garbage you say. And it only took you 5 and a half book to discover? Can´t be that bad then. I on the other hand loves the twilight – took me a few pages to realise that. Guess I´m not as slow as somebody…

By: TWILIO

TWILIO — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 21:10:05 +0000

go twilight the book twilight was better than te movie but new moon rocked the movie and the book
‘

By: Jan

Jan — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 18:34:28 +0000

See? Edward’s not a real vampire. After all, J and Annie here have been exposed to him, and they haven’t turned into one of “those people”

By: muffinz

muffinz — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:35:11 +0000

twilight is def the crap of all crap. >:P

By: pheonixfight

pheonixfight — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:39:13 +0000

Does anyone else notice that if the people who hate twilight stopped talking about it, even if its dissing, twilight would blow over really quickly? i hate twilight, but the people who hate it seem to talk about it more then the people who like it.

By: Regin the Radiant

Regin the Radiant — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:46:39 +0000

I just give up on you, ok? You just leave a path of flaming and hate wherever you go *squirts with fire extinguisher*

By: Regin the Radiant

Regin the Radiant — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:45:05 +0000

*hug* thank you for seeing the light!

By: Regin the Radiant

Regin the Radiant — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:43:56 +0000

ummmm that’s why they put (sp) after the word……so you would know they didn’t know how to spell it and were doing their best…..*gives up*

By: Regin the Radiant

Regin the Radiant — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:41:57 +0000

Once again we have a case of “If you didn’t like it WHY IN THE WORLD DID YOU DO IT?”If u hate the books, DON’T read them! It’s common sense! I think I’ll go force myself to pet a tarantuala, even though I hate spiders! Brb Everyone!

By: Regin the Radiant

Regin the Radiant — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:38:02 +0000

*licks skin* tastes like………………………..skin? 0.o I don’t spray anything on my body, nor do my friends. And no one wears glitter…………

By: Regin the Radiant

Regin the Radiant — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:35:39 +0000

I miss Riley………………..it’s a cool name

By: Regin the Radiant

Regin the Radiant — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:33:55 +0000

Hold still…………………….I’ve had a few too many of these jokes tonight…………it’ll only hurt a really long time, I promise

By: Spring

Spring — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 01:50:37 +0000

Eugh, where do YOU live? If teenage girls there are like that, I’m glad I’m over here.

By: Jenna

Jenna — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:07:22 +0000

And wet dreams from an overweight, lonely woman.

By: Annie Crimefighter

Annie Crimefighter — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:41:20 +0000

If you can comment about loving it, we can comment about hating it. Simple as that. Did you even notice that this picture is making fun of Twilight?!

By: Annie Crimefighter

Annie Crimefighter — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:29:08 +0000

Only if you like horrible fanfiction.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:17:40 +0000

That’s way funnier than the LOL is!

By: twikight

twikight — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:08:03 +0000

lol i no, twilight still rox though!!

By: twikight

twikight — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:07:27 +0000

lol, twilight still rox though

By: sylar'd

sylar'd — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 19:17:11 +0000

i concur.

we need more real vampires. Dracula. Lestat. Angelus. hek yes.

By: Kittehbomb

Kittehbomb — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:26:06 +0000

I still miss him

By: Annie Crimefighter's Subconscious has 50 points

Annie Crimefighter's Subconscious has 50 points — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 20:28:22 +0000

Hurhurhur–no.

By: Annie Crimefighter's Subconscious has 50 points

Annie Crimefighter's Subconscious has 50 points — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 20:26:33 +0000

What’s wrong with Yew? I think Yew trees are pretty.

By: Annie Crimefighter's Subconscious has 50 points

Annie Crimefighter's Subconscious has 50 points — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 20:24:22 +0000

James was in the book for about a chapter. Plus, he was a flat character, just like the rest of them.

By: Annie Crimefighter's Subconscious has 50 points

Annie Crimefighter's Subconscious has 50 points — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 20:22:11 +0000

I read it. All four. And The Host. And half of Midnight Sun. And I hate them. And Twilight is literary GARBAGE. G-A-R-B-A-G-E.

“I bet if you read it you’ll probably like it and become one of “those People” you hate so much!” No! Just because someone reads it does not mean the will like it! And most people don’t think the things we like are “retarded”, because they’re not Twilight.

By: jeebers

jeebers — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 20:18:41 +0000

i think its funny how emotional people get over a book makes for interesting commentary *cough*

By: Kittehbomb

Kittehbomb — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:52:41 +0000

I miss James

By: Annie Crimefighter's Subconscious has 50 points

Annie Crimefighter's Subconscious has 50 points — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:26:14 +0000

Can I ask why you felt the need to post that at all?

By: Kittehbomb

Kittehbomb — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:06:41 +0000

It´s called FAIL. I think that i know every line in the book and movie.
R.I.P. James,Laurent,Riley,Victoria,Bree,Irina

By: E.C

E.C — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 20:56:45 +0000

NOM NOM NOM (Tased like chicken)