This just in…. – experts suspect no one has informed Madonna that she hasn’t been sexy since the 80′s
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Am I the only one who noticed she tried to adopt a kid from Malawi right when her new tour was starting? It’s gone from “I’m an attention whore! Lookit me!” to “I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeVille.” levels of sad with this woman.
I mean, how is it that Brangelina can adopt fifty three thousand kids from all around the world without starting an international incident? It’s clearly just a publicity stunt with this sad Grandma.
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LEAVE MADONNA ALOOOOOONE!!!
She’s a huuuuumannnnnn
seriously, what’s so bad about here?
she’s not fat, her face isn’t ugly… where’s your problem guys? :O
I’d still hit her. ;D
There’s just something astronomically skanky about her, like you’d get a hundred STDs, some of them unknown by modern medicine (or even native to this world), just standing in the same room with her while fully clothed.
No, she’s definitely not fat. In fact, I’d say she’s freakishly slim and muscled for a 50-year-old — and yet she has the telltale flabby arms that come with ageing. The sad thing about Madonna is that she still dresses like she’s 20 years old, which means she shows more than I personally would want to see of any woman her age. Imagine seeing your mother in a pose like [link]! It’s one thing to see Christina Aguilera in that pose (and even then it’s questionable, but on a whole other level), but Madonna should really come to terms with the fact that she’s no longer a sex symbol, and try ageing with dignity.
Totally agreed. Well said!
This is the exact reason WHY she hasn’t been sexy since the 80s. There is a thing known as aging gracefully and still looking good. Which she is definitely not trying to do.
When you are in your 50s (is that how old she is? I have no clue) you should not be dressing like a 20 year old and trying to act as a sex symbol. It just doesn’t work.. and its gross. Time to come to terms with your age, Madonna. No one wants to see that.
She’ll be turning 51 in August of this year… *shudder*
(Note: the *shudder* is to be taken in context of the discussion about Madonna, I of course have nothing against middle-aged women — provided they age gracefully
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Well, I can see your point.
But I tell you something, I’d be pretty proud of my mother when she’d look like her and would take such photos.
Maybe I’m just a bit too open minded for this side, who knows…
Oh, don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to say that all of you are close-minded. ^^
Open minded?
First thing out of your mouth was: she’s not fat, her face isn’t ugly…
all fat and ugly people should just die, shouldn’t they?
CLOSE MINDED WIN!
Bam.
Well, I didn’t say that they’re ugly and should die…
I’m just not attracted to them. :S
You said that better than I ever could have.
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“Madonna isn’t hot” jokes were never funny.
Was she sexy then? I remember her never getting me aroused, and even making me flaccid if I was already sporting a chubby and saw her. And I was at the age then where guys get a boner if the word “sex” is even mentioned.
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Madonna sucks ass
and all of those guys out there that say they would “hit it” are all gay anyway
that’s all she has left; an aging, gay fanbase that wish they could get aroused by her – pathetic!
ikr!
What an ageist world we live in **sigh**
I think I would agree with your assessment if it weren’t for the fact that this is Madonna. She seems to be a bit ageist herself in that she is trying to stop the clock if not actually turn it back.
Most people don’t age well. Age takes its toll on the human body. It’s a sad fact of life we all just have to deal with. I’m 45 and I know I’m not attractive to 20 year old girls anymore (if I ever was, ha!).
How far do you take you anti-ageism? You want 80 year old firemen?
I’m not saying ageing is bad and we should all remain young forever. If you read my comment, you’ll see I’m saying the exact opposite. Madonna however is desperately trying to hold on to what she looked like/represented 20 to 30 years ago, and it doesn’t come out looking pretty. In my opinion, she would be much better off embracing her age, being proud of it, and looking fabulous while at it. The way she behaves now is just a little pathetic, really.
You know she is getting older. It happens to people sometimes. Whats with all the bloody obvious jokes about not looking as good as she did when she was 20? They’re everywhere.
See my comment in thread above. Ageing is not a bad thing — it’s the complete and utter denial of that fact (while desperately trying to hold on to the “glory of the past”) that’s the bad thing.
Personally I think the fact that she IS in denial is hilarious and amusing. Because it’s only going to get more disturbing from here on out…should be good for roflz.
looks like she’s in pretty good shape
I’m sure that Madonna is going to cry into her pillow for weeks because some shallow, simple minded internet bores think she should dress differently.
Of course, all women over 50 should wear nothing but house dresses, babushkas, support hose and orthopedic shoes. And stay inside, where they won’t offend your poor little sensibilities.
I am under no illusion that My mother turned 50 this year and she *always* dresses very fashionable (albeit she does wear her bright purple crocs outside sometimes
), but she also knows that when it comes to clothing, there are some things she just can’t pull off anymore because her body has changed over the years. Knowing that, she avoids those and still manages to look very good in everyday life, and amazing when she dresses up.
Gah there you go for trying to put 2 comments in at the same time
Please ignore the “I am under no illusion that”… *facepalm*
Actually it still kind of works
She was *never* sexy. You want sexy 80s women? [link]
THAT’S sexy 80s.
Sexy since the 80′s? How about never?
Skank whore !!
I never read so much crap on one page. Madonna re-ignited the revolution, took terrible chances making some good songs and some flops, built her own body and soul. Now if she wants sainthood she can come to my house and do me until I die.
Good songs my butt. Doing 1-3-5 and 3 primary chords does not a good song make.
she was always raunchy…