Sure, they look really cool, But getting through airport security is a real BITCH!
(Hugh Jackman)
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Aren’t they made of the mythical material adamantine?
Sh!t. Nerd fail. Adamantium.
Adamantium is frequently described as being virtually indestructible and the exact chemical composition is a United States government classified secret.
Maybe these will help:
http://tinyurl.com/adamantium1
or
http://tinyurl.com/adamantium2
Obvious Troll is obvious. *Sigh*
DANGIT! I LOST THE GAME!
Will, is that you?
It’s still metal, and will still set off metal detectors. In fact, that actually happened in an issue of the comics.
Wolverines little friend Nick Fury (Head of S.H.I.E.L.D) helped out there.
It happened in the first live action movie, too.
Virtually indestructable? No, it IS indestructable. Not even adamantium can cut adamantium, except in the movie.
Well… nowadays detectors can detect anything!!! Even chewing gum, i suppose.. It can be dangerous…
Shut up
No, you shut up
Sorry, I like to argue with idiots and hipocrites
Ok…. You’r an idiot and hypocrite, then, since you’r arguing with yourself….
Sorry to say this, but that’s pretty sad…
You got the joke! *slow hand clap*
you argue with yourself? weird
Well, they’ve stopped me going though armed with a pair of distance vision prescription spectacles! I mean, what was I going to do, set the plane on fire by focussing the sun on the seat fabric?
Quick dictionary check says that adamantine is the adjective form of adamant. And comic nerd check says that Adamantium is adamantine, so not that desperate of a nerd fail really.
wow. nerdiness unleashed.
Huh. Ultimate Hulk vs. Wolverine number 6 was just released today and there was a part about this very situation. He said something about having a stealth jet.
But he had to get onto a plane anyway, so he put a fake grenade in someone’s carry on and snuck in during the commotion. 
*the more you know*
was just going to mention that!
The X-Men’s Blackbird was a true stealth aircraft even before the concept was invented for real.
Hugh Jackman…rawr!
keep your panties on Niclletta LOL.
Dude! Are you teh geh?
Take your panties OFF, Nicoletta, throw them here, and sit on my lap!
And talk about the first thing to pop up.
I think she’s a little distracted by Hugh Jackman’s hotness. Sorry dude.
He dealt with the metal detector on Liberty Island pretty well…
/geek
They actually addressed this in the comics years ago. Logan has an id card that lets him bypass the metal detectors because of the metal implants in his body. Of course, the id (military based, iirc) didn’t say that practically his whole body was a metal implant…but the fact that he was in uniform at the time might have helped.
/geek off
lol, you got here first – I was going to refer to the Ultimate X-men issue where they kind of make a joke about him getting through airports
[turns out Magneto got him through by notifying his old weapon X buds who then kidnapped him.. yay betrayal]
thanks for being a geek too : P
In Ultimate X-Men they deal with the issue in a slightly different way. Logan is an assassin working for Magneto, but when he is met at the airport he has somehow bypassed the metal detctors and walked right out.
though events past this point suggest that he is caught regardless it is somehow suggested that he knows a way to break airport security. How he does it is, perhaps appropriately enough not disclosed.
Sense of humor: have you a shred?
I’d worry more about taking a pee!
And wiping after taking a dump!
Took my words, dude. I mean, rly? Can you imagine if those things came out at the wrong time??
Yeah, that’s um, the first thing you learn to control. I mean seriously.
This isn’t funny – it’s so OLD. X-Men 1 poked fun at it in the tower.
Forgive me…I’m not a comic geek. Never read any of the comics. I just thought that it was funny with the way security is today… You can’t get through with a pair of nail trimmers! What… You might give the pilot a vicious manicure? LOL
I’m not a comic geek either, I just think that the worldwould be fine without the picture, due to the fact the joke has already been done and was funny. I also hate airport security, but manicurec are more dangerous at high altitude…
LOL…you might accidentally cut their cuticles too short. OMG GET ME A BAND-AID STAT!
If you want to make that sort of argument, there are people out there who can kill you with a plastic pen, you know something like a Bic or a Sharpie. Or you could strangle someone with a leather belt, or a bra…
Perhaps we should all fly naked? Oh, wait, most Karate black belts could murder someone with their bare hands!
Chop there hands off. Duh.
That’s the kind of thinking that will just get us all sitting in our basements eating beanie-weenies and drinking cases of fresca! Too afraid to go out for anything else because someone might come after us with a ‘poin-ted stick’. But what do we do if somebody attacks us with a banana?
Drop a grand piano on them IIRC.
I was serious about it being possible to murder someone with a plastic pen though. The point of airport “security” is more to make people think they are secure than to actually remove real threats from the passenger cabin.
If they serve scalding hot coffee and poisonous food, they get what they deserve…
I can only picture the epicness of Logan in an airport.
*after metal detector*
Airport Worker: Sir, please step over here. What sort of metal items do you have that would set off the detector.
Logan: A lot. *furrowed eyebrow*
Worker: Specifics sir?
Logan: *shows claws* Maybe these?
secks
can he fly without an airplane?