
TALENTED ACTORS
Don’t always come wrapped in a pretty package.
(Steve Buscemi)
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TALENTED ACTORS
Don’t always come wrapped in a pretty package.
(Steve Buscemi)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Nicolletta via Poster Builder
First.
Name all the movies this young man has been in?
# We’re the Millers (2009) (in production) …. David
# Keep Coming Back (2010) (pre-production)
# Salesmen (2010) (pre-production) …. Michael
# “Boardwalk Empire” (pre-production) …. Nucky Johnson (1 episode)
– Pilot (????) TV episode …. Nucky Johnson
# Pete Smalls Is Dead (2010) (post-production)
# Youth in Revolt (2009) (post-production) …. George Twisp
# G-Force (2009) (completed) (voice) …. Bucky
# Saint John of Las Vegas (2009) …. John
# “30 Rock” …. Lenny Wosniak (3 episodes, 2007-2009)
– Mama Mia (2009) TV episode …. Lenny Wosniak
– The Natural Order (2009) TV episode …. Lenny Wosniak
– The Collection (2007) TV episode …. Lenny Wosniak
# Handsome Harry (2009) …. Thomas Kelley
# Rage (2009/I) …. Frank
# John Rabe (2009) …. Dr. Robert Wilson
… aka La bei ri ji (China: Mandarin title)
# The Messenger (2009/I) (uncredited)
# Igor (2008) (voice) …. Scamper
# “ER” …. Art Masterson (1 episode, 2008)
– The Chicago Way (2008) TV episode …. Art Masterson
# I’m Dirty! (2008) (V) (voice) …. Backhoe Loader
# “The Simpsons” …. Dwight (1 episode, 2007)
– I Don’t Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings (2007) TV episode (voice) …. Dwight
# I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007) …. Clint Fitzer
# I Think I Love My Wife (2007) …. George
# Interview (2007/I) …. Pierre Peders
# Charlotte’s Web (2006) (voice) …. Templeton the Rat
… aka Schweinchen Wilbur und seine Freunde (Germany)
# Delirious (2006) …. Les Galantine
# Monster House (2006) (voice) …. Nebbercracker
… aka Neighbourhood Crimes & Peepers (Philippines: English title: review title)
# Paris, je t’aime (2006) …. The Tourist (segment “Tuileries”)
… aka Paris, I Love You (Hong Kong: English title) (International: English title)
# “The Sopranos” …. Tony Blundetto / … (16 episodes, 2002-2006)
– Mayham (2006) TV episode …. Man
– All Due Respect (2004) TV episode …. Tony Blundetto
– Long Term Parking (2004) TV episode …. Tony Blundetto
– The Test Dream (2004) TV episode …. Tony Blundetto
– Cold Cuts (2004) TV episode …. Tony Blundetto
(11 more)
# Art School Confidential (2006) (uncredited) …. Broadway Bob D’Annunzio
# Romance & Cigarettes (2005) …. Angelo
# The Island (2005) …. James McCord
# Who’s the Top? (2005) …. Cymon
# Home on the Range (2004) (voice) …. Wesley
# Big Fish (2003) …. Norther Winslow
# Coffee and Cigarettes (2003) …. Waiter (segment “Twins”)
# Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003) …. Romero
… aka Spy Kids 3: Game Over (USA: video title)
# Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams (2002) …. Romero
… aka Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams (USA: video box title)
# Monsters, Inc. (2002) (VG) (voice) …. Randall Boggs
# Mr. Deeds (2002) …. Crazy Eyes
# Love in the Time of Money (2002) …. Martin Kunkle
# The Laramie Project (2002) …. Doc O’Conner
# 13 Moons (2002) …. Bananas The Clown
# Deadrockstar (2002) …. Reverend Ely
# Domestic Disturbance (2001) …. Ray Coleman
# Monsters, Inc. (2001) (voice) …. Randall Boggs
# The Grey Zone (2001) …. ‘Hesch’ Abramowics
# Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) (voice) …. Neil
… aka Fainaru fantaji (Japan)
# Ghost World (2001) …. Seymour
# Double Whammy (2001) …. Jerry Cubbins
# “Saturday Night Live” …. Billy / … (3 episodes, 1994-2000)
… aka “NBC’s Saturday Night” (USA: complete title)
… aka “SNL 25″ (USA: alternative title)
… aka “SNL” (USA: informal title)
… aka “Saturday Night Live ’80″ (USA: sixth season title)
… aka “Saturday Night Live 15″ (USA: new title)
… aka “Saturday Night Live 20″ (USA: new title)
… aka “Saturday Night Live 25″ (USA: new title)
… aka “Saturday Night” (USA: first season title)
– Tobey Maguire/Sisqo (2000) TV episode (uncredited) …. Billy
– Steve Buscemi/Third Eye Blind (1998) TV episode …. Host
– John Travolta/Seal (1994) TV episode (uncredited) …. Mr. Pink
# 28 Days (2000) …. Cornell Shaw
# Animal Factory (2000) …. A.R. Hosspack
# Big Daddy (1999/I) …. Homeless Guy
# Louis & Frank (1998) …. Drexel
… aka Louis & Frank (France)
… aka Louis and Frank
# Armageddon (1998/I) …. Rockhound
# The Impostors (1998) …. Happy Franks
# The Big Lebowski (1998) …. Theodore Donald ‘Donny’ Kerabatsos
# The Wedding Singer (1998) (uncredited) …. David ‘Dave’ Veltri
# “The Drew Carey Show” …. Mr. Marchetti (1 episode, 1998)
– Mr. Louder’s Birthday Party (1998) TV episode …. Mr. Marchetti
# The Real Blonde (1997) …. Nick
# Con Air (1997) …. Garland ‘The Marietta Mangler’ Greene
# Escape from L.A. (1996) …. Map to the Stars Eddie
… aka John Carpenter’s Escape from L.A. (USA: complete title)
# Kansas City (1996) …. Johnny Flynn
# Trees Lounge (1996) …. Tommy
# Black Kites (1996) …. The Father
# Fargo (1996) …. Carl Showalter
# Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead (1995) …. Mister Shhh
# Desperado (1995) …. Buscemi
# Billy Madison (1995) (uncredited) …. Danny McGrath
# “Homicide: Life on the Street” …. Gordon Pratt (1 episode, 1995)
… aka “Homicide” (USA: informal short title)
– End Game (1995) TV episode …. Gordon Pratt
# Living in Oblivion (1995) …. Nick Reve
# The Search for One-eye Jimmy (1994) …. Ed Hoyt
# Who Do I Gotta Kill? (1994)
… aka Me and the Mob
# Somebody to Love (1994) …. Mickey
# Airheads (1994) …. Rex
# Pulp Fiction (1994) …. Buddy Holly
# The Hudsucker Proxy (1994) …. Beatnik Barman
… aka Hudsucker – Der große Sprung (Germany)
# Floundering (1994) …. Ned
# “The Adventures of Pete & Pete” …. Phil Hickle (2 episodes)
… aka “Pete and Pete” (USA: short title)
– Apocalypse Pete (????) TV episode …. Phil Hickle
– X=WHY (????) TV episode …. Phil Hickle
# The Last Outlaw (1993) (TV) …. Philo
# “Tales from the Crypt” …. Ike (1 episode, 1993)
… aka “HBO’s Tales from the Crypt”
– Forever Ambergris (1993) TV episode …. Ike
# Rising Sun (1993) …. Willy ‘the Weasel’ Wilhelm
# Claude (1993)
… aka Trusting Beatrice
# Ed and His Dead Mother (1993) …. Ed Chilton
… aka Bon Appetit, Mama (UK)
… aka Motherhood (UK: video title)
# Twenty Bucks (1993) …. Frank
# “Mad About You” …. Howie Balenger (1 episode, 1992)
– Token Friend (1992) TV episode …. Howie Balenger
# CrissCross (1992) …. Louis
# Reservoir Dogs (1992) …. Mr. Pink
# What Happened to Pete (1992) …. Stranger
# In the Soup (1992) …. Aldolpho Rollo
… aka In the Soup – Alles Kino (Germany)
… aka In the soup – un mare di guai (Italy)
# “L.A. Law” …. David Lee (1 episode, 1991)
– Spleen It to Me, Lucy (1991) TV episode …. David Lee
# Billy Bathgate (1991) …. Irving
# Barton Fink (1991) …. Chet
# Zandalee (1991) …. OPP Man
# Life Is Nice (1991) …. Convienent Store Clerk
# Miller’s Crossing (1990) …. Mink
# King of New York (1990) …. Test Tube
# Force of Circumstance (1990)
# Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) …. Bellingham (segment “Lot 249″)
… aka Creepshow 3 (International: English title: informal title)
… aka Darkside Movie (USA: informal English title)
… aka Tales from the Darkside (International: English title: informal English title)
# “Monsters” …. John Dennis (1 episode, 1990)
– Bed and Boar (1990) TV episode …. John Dennis
# Mystery Train (1989) …. Charlie the Barber (segment “Lost In Space”)
# Bloodhounds of Broadway (1989) …. Whining Willie
# Borders (1989) (TV) …. Ted
# Slaves of New York (1989) …. Wilfredo
# New York Stories (1989) …. Gregory Stark
# “Lonesome Dove” (1989) TV mini-series …. Luke (unknown episodes)
# Coffee and Cigarettes II (1989) …. Waiter
… aka Coffee and Cigarettes: Memphis Version (USA)
# Heart of Midnight (1988) …. Eddy
# “Crossbow” …. Captain of the Guard (1 episode, 1988)
… aka “Guillaume Tell” (France: dubbed version)
… aka “William Tell” (UK)
– The Lost Crusader (1988) TV episode …. Captain of the Guard
# Vibes (1988) …. Fred
… aka Vibes: The Secret of the Golden Pyramids (Philippines: English title)
# Call Me (1988) …. Switchblade
# Heart (1987) …. Nicky
# Arena Brains (1987)
# Kiss Daddy Goodnight (1987) …. Johnny
# “The Equalizer” …. Archie, the Electronics Store Clerk (1 episode, 1987)
– Re-Entry (1987) TV episode …. Archie, the Electronics Store Clerk
# No Picnic (1987) …. Dead Pimp
# “Miami Vice” …. Rickles (1 episode, 1986)
– El Viejo (1986) TV episode …. Rickles
# Sleepwalk (1986) …. Worker
# “Not Necessarily the News” …. Neil / … (3 episodes, 1983-1986)
– The Death (1986) TV episode …. Neil
– Audire Got Run Over by a Reindeer (1986) TV episode …. Neil
– Theo (1983) TV episode …. Theo
# Parting Glances (1986) …. Nick
# The Way It Is (1985) …. Willy/Raphael
… aka Euridice on the Avenues (USA)
… aka The Way It Is or Eurydice in the Avenues (USA)
# Tommy’s (1985) …. Tommy
I believe that’s what we call “unnecessary.”
I believe that’s what we call “ordinal post rule.”
which is always necessary!
Did you do this by memory?
No. I just creatively implemented the OPR.
Way to cut and paste from IMDB.COM!
Ordinal. Post. Rule. DUH!
I thought the ordinal post rule was supposed to be random information? This was a list of movies Steve Buscemi has been in…
Meegwetch Captain Obvious . Some a recognized others didn’t.
“Living in Oblivion” cracks me up every time. If you don’t know it, watch it! If you do know it, watch it again! I know I will.
Thank you, IMDB.
Wikipedia for the win!
Wow, so many. Off the top of my head…
ConAir
Armageddon
Billy Madison
Mr Deeds
And I couldn’t agree with the caption more.
He was also in The Big Lebowski, some rocker movie with Brendan Frasier, and Reservoir Dogs, I believe. Also Spy Kids 2, but I think we can forgive him for that. He is a fantastic actor.
The name of the rocker movie is Airheads
I think Steve Buscemi is kind of cute!
Agreed. I would bang the hell out of him
He looks like Batboy as drawn by R. Crumb, but somehow manages to be cute. The fact that he’s a stand-up guy in real life (google “Steve Buscemi 9/11″) doesn’t hurt, either.
Mr. PINK!!!!
But I don’t want to be Mr. Pink
I’ll be Mr. Purple
I really don’t know what the issue is – he is very attractive. Seriously. I’d much rather wake up looking at him than at any one of those much vaunted pretty boys that get all the girls in a tizzy.
Don’t worry your pretty little head about the pretty boys.
They’d rather wake up next their boyfriends anyway.
lol
Oh puh-leeze, he’s gorgeous! Take a look at those beautiful eyes. Yum. Plus, I shook his hand once at SIFF, he’s a very nice guy.
SIFF ?
Secret Internet Fatty Festival
the man is truly awesome
UGLY ACTORS
Still get opportunities even marginally less than 100% attractive actresses would never get.
This guys work is awesome!
I though he was kinda hot in Airheads, with the long hair. XD
lol i thought so too!
Donnie, you’re out of you element
Big Lebowski, greatest movie of all time
you are all forgetting reservoir dogs
I love him. Awesome actor and cute! <3
Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?
Cause it is your calling, give into to the dark side of pink.
Did Steve not star in alien movie too.?
I agree this guy isn’t ugly. He’s got a sexy mouth
I think you’re thinking of Jon Voight. Oh, no, wait… he’s got a purty mouth.
His talent and personality trump his looks. He’s hot. And he’s in my hometown quite a bit (his wife is from the Columbus Ohio area) and he’s very generous with his time and money to local charities.
Man, people had been telling me to see Fargo for years. Finally got around to it when I was painting my bedroom. I’d gotten into my head somehow that it was a comedy.
There were paint drops all over everything from the vast amounts of time I spent standing there with my jaw dropped down to my ribcage and a dripping roller in my hand in awe of the utter, blind-siding violence in that movie.
Amazing film with amazing performances all around – especially Buscemi.
And even though you knew his character absolutely HAD to die in Sopranos, I was so sorry to see him go. I just adore him.
He really is a wonderful person. He was apparently a fireman at one point, and volunteered in NYC after 9/11, but wouldn’t let anyone take his picture or anything to get credit for it.
Added to the awesome person I already knew he was.
yay!
I love him
Next time at least try to make it look like you didn’t go to IMDB for your information, lazy kids these days. He’s one of the most under-rated in Hollywood. Just watch reservoir dogs.
“Most Hollywood Actors”
… unfortunatly, do have to come in pretty packages.
These are the kind of of people that make hollywood worth paying attention to.
AMEN! Give me Steve over Brad and all the other pretty boys any damn day!
lol
Too bad no one thinks the same of actresses.
Everyone forgot about “30 Rock!” He’s fantastic as the private investigator!
i like the way he looks!
I’ve always found Steve Buscemi very attractive.