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barney

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Just do it…

(Barney)

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  1. HellHathNoFury says:

    Why can’t I give a negative rating? WHY?!
    *shakes fist*

  2. treeworts says:

    rawr

  3. candy57 says:

    Please, pretty please!!

  4. Bix nood says:

    What is this? 1995?

  5. judson says:

    A friend from Maine got roped into wearing the Barney suit at a charity event and he told me after the experience that he was never more frightened because of two great dangers. First were the little kids who would run up close to him where, because of the costume he could not see them, and they would hug his legs, frequently tripping him. The second great danger was that roughly half of the adults expressed their deep animosity toward Barney and their willingness to get the gun from the truck and shoot him.

  6. Craptain Failcon says:

    BARNEY IS EVIL!!! He will never die because of the power of darkness

  7. Jellyott says:

    I think he already went extinct. Seriously, is Barney even on anymore?

    • Niggit says:

      Actually, on closer inspection, I think Barney does give us a valuable clue about why the dinosaurs became extinct.

      He has no genitals. :0

    • bionelly says:

      Yes, unfortunately it is. My mother-in-law loves it and keeps trying to convince me to watch it with my daughter, but I hated it even when I was around the right age for it, and my daughter already watches enough TV shows, so I’m not about to add one that makes me want to go on a killing spree.

  8. H3xx says:

    I think the kids were better off with barney.
    To me the wiggles just look like a gang of pedophiles.

    • TheRealWazzar says:

      And Barney & Friends weren’t!?!

    • yasoup says:

      Check out the Doodlebops. They don’t send off a “pedo vibe” but the show is like an acid trip and seems to condescend or mock mentally challenged kids, however [un]intentionally. *shudder* Dang having two nephews (j/k) :)

      • rterrtgeger says:

        Ever seen “Yo Gabba Gabba”?

        • Vila Restal says:

          All of the modern kids programs look like they were created by someone on drugs (In fact they probably were!! :-) ) Look at the Tellytubbies – Four oversized furry aliens with TVs in their chest, and one who is supposed to be male and carries a handbag?? And as for In The Night Garden – Itsy Bitsy, Upsy Daisy, and Iggle Piggle or whatever they are called. Sounds like a bad acid trip to me. For all of you who want to write a modern kids TV Program simply follow these easy rules – Smoke a load of Ganja and listen to Bob Marley, and hey there you go the ideas will just come pouring out. Just don’t forget to give me a cut when you make your millions :-)

          • ElfKing says:

            Actually, they’re supposed to be made for little kids. That’s the reason they’re random, unrealistic, and virtually insane.
            You have to look at it from a little kid’s point of view (or at least, the majority of little kids’ points of view). They like crazy, bizarre creatures like aliens with TVs on their chests and…well, whatever those things from Yo Gabba Gabba are. Seriously, aside from the robot, I have no clue what those thigns are. Not even the guy with glasses who lives in an enviroment that seems to be nothing but infinite blankness. Can he be classified as “human?” Or is he some human-like creature from another dimension?

        • Death by Taco says:

          It’s a party in my tummy! So yummy, so yummy!

  9. richie says:

    Did he die?

  10. Penelopi says:

    didn’t bill engvall say something about this?

    • BigAl1976 says:

      As a matter of fact, he did. In his “Here’s Your Sign” album, he talked about his son tearing up one of his daughter’s Barbie dolls and she was ticked off. He added why doesn’t his son tear up that Barney doll he has, and added that Barney’s the reason why dinosaurs are extinct – that they’d rather be dead than hang out with him.

  11. kitty says:

    *pulls out gun* hosta la vista, barney

  12. Barneyffle says:

    Noo!!
    Barney is great :c

  13. Niggit says:

    I hate you,
    You hate me,
    Let’s tie Barney to a tree,
    With a baseball bat and a bit of 4 by 4 -
    No more purple dinosaur.

    (Taught to me by my daughter when she was about 8…)

    • Vila Restal says:

      I love you
      You love me
      I’ve got napalm
      Wait and see

    • mtay says:

      A B C D E F G
      Barney is my enemy
      put a shotgun in his eye
      pull the trigger watch him die
      now I know my ABC’s, lets go get the Teletubbies

      (learned from a bunch of weird 6-year olds)

      • Monique says:

        A B C D E F G
        Barney is my enemy
        stick a rifle up his nose
        pull the trigger there he goes
        sry kids but barneys dead
        next time see him w/ no head!

    • Just Me says:

      Row, row row your boat
      Gently down the stream.
      Throw Barney overboard,
      Listen to him scream.
      Five days later,
      He’s chewing on his underwear,
      Wishing he had another pair.
      Ten days later,
      He’s eaten by a polar bear.
      That’s how barney died!
      Woo-hoo!
      That’s how Barney died!

      (Learned it in fifth grade)

  14. Centerfolds says:

    But he loves you, he loves me, I thought we were a big happy family (obviously that’s sarcasm to the tone of his theme song…)

  15. Lantis84 says:

    I hate you,
    you hate me
    let’s team up & kill Barney.
    pull the trigger; now he’s dead,
    first he’s purple; now he’s red

  16. Death by Taco says:

    AAH! Look at it’s toes! Look at them!!!! That is not NATURAL! Even onn creepy purple dinos with shifty, elevator eyes…

  17. Vickitty says:

    Barny was never win. I would have shot him long ago.

  18. Gadrean says:

    I hope the kids on Barney & Friends killed him! And everyone else on that stupid show!!

  19. llc says:

    where is barney these days?

  20. Haliee says:

    I have a niece that sings a song about barney all the time.”abcdefg Barney is my enemy, stick a riffle up his nose pull the trigger there it goes, twinkle twinkle little star teletubbies rated r.”


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