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*vomit*
Seriously. Sweden is looking better all the time.
I’m right behind you!
AMERICANS CAN DREAM!?!?!??!
We dreamt up the internet for you.
I beg to differ…
Ya get some.
Yes Al
That’s arguable; The Internet grew out of 2 separate WANs, the US DoD’s ARPANet and the UK universities’ JANet.
and the reason why internet was created was cold war.
Thank God, I’m french
Any other time, that would be an excuse for some pathetic surrender.
hahaha have the french ever won a war. Canadas good except we have Avril Lavigne
Norman Conquest
The Hundred Years War vs Britain.
War of Devolution
Nine Years War
War of the Spanish Succession
War of the Quadruple Alliance
War of the Austrian Succession
Pastry Wars
Napoleonic Wars vs Britain, Austria, Prussia
World War One and Two
oh, and: American Revolution
Um…WW1 and WW2?? *Ahem* Ah-have a little help there, did you?
Without the Americans, British and Canadians, ya’ll are speaking German today. The French did not win WW1 or 2. The French were RESCUED. Seems to be that the American Revolution was a pretty good investment, eh?
Oh, and thanks for the Viet Nam thing too.
Vietnam? America kinda left that war to be lost. The French were part of the Allies and if not for Communist Russia, WWII might have ended differently.
Actually, I do speak German. I’m not French.
In WW1 and WW2, not one of the major countries involved on the Allied side could have been substituted without the Allies losing the war, including the French whose resistance was critical to the war effort.
CANADA PWNED WWI AND WWII. I WISH I WAS CANADIAN. MAN I’MMA GO GET SOME POUTINE!!! ….OR AS WE AMERICANS CALL IT “FRIES” WITH “CHEESE” AND “GRAVY”
HOLLA.
How do you know we would be speaking German? Hitler was a megalomaniac, paranoid, delusional and well pretty much everything in the book. His forays into Russia were what truly ended his military power. Let’s not forget he had many enemies within his own government. The french led a very effective resistance against the Germans. Ever heard that phrase “Run away, live to fight another day”? Why should the French have fought the Germans face to face? The Germans had superior military power. A face-to-face confrontation would not have resulted in victory. it would have been simply a pointless bloodshed.
Not even the Japanese offensive is clear cut. Pearl harbor was not a surprise attack as many of you were led to believe. It was preceded by a breakdown of diplomatic relations between the USA and Japan. The USA had cut off valuable resource lines from the Japanese before they attacked our forces. In fact there were several warnings from members of the Japanese government that an attack was being planned by their military. You’ve got to do a little bit more then watch the History Channel and tell me what you memorized in high school world history.
{http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html} – This was the only result I got when I typre “French Military Victories” into Google.
The real americans LOST AGAINST EUROPEANSZLOLZ
INDIANSZ =D
And what…? O___o
Oui! et je Canadien
THE SAD PART IS, THAT THIS WAS ACTUALLY BELIEVED BY THE POPULUS FOR A GOOD 4 YEARS..THAT’S PROBABLY WHY SHE TURNED OUT THE WAY SHE DID…
NO, THE SAD PART IS THAT YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY APPEARS TO BE BROKEN.
WHY IS EVERYBODY YELLING?
IS SOMEBODY DEAF OR SOMETHING?
NO, WE HAVE TO TYPE REAL LOUD FOR THE INTERWEBZ TO HEAR US ALL THE WAY FROM WHERE WE ARE.
NO, YOU GO TO HELL, WHILE YOU’RE THERE, WHY DON’T YOU GRAB ME A JUICE BOX …
YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!
WOAH! I DON’T HAVE TIME TO BAKE FOR ALL THESE VISITORS, AND I’D BE CREEPED OUT IF YOU ALL KNEW WHERE I RESIDE *SHAKES FIST AT GOOGLE EARTH*
I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!
I like coconut cookies please Ms hellhathnofury.
I CAN’T HEAR YOU SPEAK UP!
i’m from England, and i find this hilarious!
haha!
Really?
You have Amy WInehouse and it’s still funnay?
fair cop. difference is she’s a case unto herself (thank f**k for that)
plus she doesn’t wear a t-shirt that suggests that she represents all of us as Britney is doing here…
I’ll see that, and raise Lindsay Lohan.
The only thing worse than Spears are her fans. But duvet even consider her to be the American dream?
I hate to break it to you, but Canada is in America.
Crap, now where am I supposed to move if U.S.A. ever has a civil war?
Arkansas. They aren’t about to fight, or move, or….anything that takes integrity or physical labor.
The Clintons proved that.
Mexico?
Oh. Wait…
Just in case you’re serious here, the sovereign country of Canada is in North America, which is a continent, which we share with a usually very nice and totally separate country, America, aka the United States (You Nice States). And before you start up with the duh’s, let me tell you I have had an American citizen stand in front of me and ask, quite seriously, “Now, Canada, that’s an American state, right?” And while no one expects him to know every other country in the world, he should at least know his own states, yes? And you can’t imagine the self-restraint exercised not to use all caps for that last clause. Everyone makes fun of Canadians because we always manage to work our identity into the first few minutes of any conversation. Why do we do this? Lest anyone think we’re Americans, because then they’de expect us to explain that unspeakable Mr. Bushwa, and no one needs that when they’re on vacation. But we do all apologise for Celine Dion and Avril Lavinge, we don’t like them either.
Hey Don’t leave out Brian Adams! Although Rush and Triumph do kick ass! I must also admit that William Shatner as Capt. Kirk was my childhood hero
We’re sorry about Pamela Anderson, too.
If I broke your nose, you’d still say you’re sorry.
O yea i forgot. damn.
did she die?
Scoff all you want, but she *is* the American dream. She rose from obscurity to fame – from financial mediocrity to multi-millionaire. That’s pretty much the definition of the American dream, regardless of the train-wreck that her life has become since.
The definition of the American dream is to succeed at any cost, even to yourself? I’m definitely moving to Sweden!
So am I!
*hurriedly starts packing*
That is the problem with kids nowadays. They think life is all about being famous for however long you can be. No more self respect or disipline
Nice teeth.
Erm, you needed Mrs Not-Federline to inspire you to leave the States? What took you so long, silly Yanks?
What is that thing falling rapidly from the sky?
Sh1t! I forgot that the “silly Yanks” have nukes!
for GC: One day, long ago, St Peter was looking on as God put the finishing touches on his latest country. St P: “Wow, God, beautiful country! The lakes! The trees! The mountains! Oceans on three sides!” “Thanks, Pete. I’m calling it Canada, which means ‘dwelling place’, its people will live there in harmony for hundreds of years, they will be famous for their love of peace.” St P says “You’re not afraid they’ll get spoiled and full of themselves with all this bounty?” God gives an evil chuckles and says, “No way. Wait’ll you see who I’m giving them for neighbours.”
Wow; it really shows that you guys are mostly emigrants from Scotland!
whatever. when was that pic taken? she looked doable. I’d have hit it.
So, don’t lie: you would have too.
I totally agree, she needs a big c*ck
England, here I come!
I’d better practice my accent…
Let me help….Hey mate!
Cheerio, good sir! Tell me, can you point me in the direction of the nearest pub? I’d like a pint! Just a nip, are you going to detain a blighter for enjoying his whis-KEY?!
oh dear, Scotch or Irish single-malt whisky is spelled without an ‘E’. whiskEy is American blended stuff. not that we care too much what you drink over here… and the legal drinking age is 18
and i like the stereotype, you got it pretty much nailed ‘mate’ (yes we do use that word a lot)
I ‘pologize. I’m not much of a drinker, being 14 and all…but I do quite enjoy European culture [except the French] and I am ashamed I didn’t know that.
As for the stereotype, this is a National Treasure quote. Don’t blame me. It’s all Nicholas Cage’s fault.
It’s only Scotch (single malt or blended) that’s whisky; Irish is whisk_e_y.
Umm…Canada is in America.
you are an idiot its in NORTH america the continent CANADA an AMERICA are two completely different countries
I think you’re thinking of “Canada” and the “United States”. Product of the public schools?
not dream, buy a nightmare
noo! shes smokin hot!
Smokin’ as in weed?
Canada is pretty damn awesome.
It may be in North America, but if you call us American we’ll kick your ass (then apologise)
Thank you, I cringe everytime some idiot says ‘Canada is in America’ as though the name of a friggin’ continent can just be shortened arbitrarily.
For those who persist here is a little rundown;
America is a country also know as the U.S.A., everyone in the world equates the word ‘America’ with that country (a gross generalization yes, but one I suspect is mostly true). Canada is a part of the North American continent…the North part of the name is not optional.
If they said “Canada is in the Americas“, that would surely be ok though?
Everytime I scroll past this image, I get the urge to vomit, is there something wrong with me?
Besides it being a lame shirt, she isnt that vomitable. I dont really know anything about her since I dont watch TV and I do know I dont like her music. But could anybody explain me whats so horrible wrong?
What is horribly wrong is the deep unshakable sadness that the American dream REALLY IS to become a rich vacuous twit… and by twit I mean tw@t.
Maybe Twitney should dream about wearing a BRA.
I did.
She’s the kind of dream that seems nice at first, but then it turns into a nightmare when you suddenly remember that you can’t fly…
did anyone else notice that if we moved to canada we would infact still be in america? we’re so self centered that we think that the united states IS america. HELLO we’re only a third.
more like a nightmare
She IS the American Dream. She is rich, beautiful, and blissfully ignorant of the rest of the world or it’s concerns. Yes, I am American. Unlike most of the other people on here, I am also honest enough to admit I would gladly kill someone(maybe even a thousand someones) to be so lucky.
LMAO she is the American Dream. She was born poor and became a world famous superstar and made millions of dollars doing what she loves. You all troll blogs making stupid jokes about her.. i’m sure she’s laughing all the way to the bank.
So the “American Dream” is to make millions of dollars, lose all your friends, lose your health, and blow your millions of drugs and rehab then?
Um, what? She’s still very much connected to the community she came from back in Kentwood, Louisiana, with all of the same friends she grew up with. And she didn’t “blow millions” on drugs which was PROVEN by all of the mandatory drug tests she had to take over the past year in the custody case for her children. And lots of people go to rehab, whether they’re rich, poor, famous, or average Joes.
Even through all of her troubles, she’s still above you trolls, so don’t even try to argue about it.
Yes. Absolutely. WTH did you think???
btw, change is coming.
not, who needs her?
We produce more over-indulgent, bloated ego, shallow blonds per capita than anywhere in the world, now that’s freedom–lulz