Comments on: Really?

By: Florence

Florence — Wed, 29 Dec 2010 14:34:01 +0000

and the reason why internet was created was cold war.

By: Ho Lee Fook

Ho Lee Fook — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 20:20:21 +0000

If I broke your nose, you’d still say you’re sorry.

By: 128k

128k — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 21:19:35 +0000

We produce more over-indulgent, bloated ego, shallow blonds per capita than anywhere in the world, now that’s freedom–lulz

By: llc

llc — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 23:28:52 +0000

not, who needs her?

By: marilo

marilo — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:57:12 +0000

And what…? O___o

By: obama

obama — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:54:28 +0000

Yes. Absolutely. WTH did you think???

btw, change is coming.

By: obama

obama — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:53:36 +0000

O yea i forgot. damn.

By: obama

obama — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:52:49 +0000

CANADA PWNED WWI AND WWII. I WISH I WAS CANADIAN. MAN I’MMA GO GET SOME POUTINE!!! ….OR AS WE AMERICANS CALL IT “FRIES” WITH “CHEESE” AND “GRAVY”

HOLLA.

By: Bryan2D

Bryan2D — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:52:28 +0000

Um, what? She’s still very much connected to the community she came from back in Kentwood, Louisiana, with all of the same friends she grew up with. And she didn’t “blow millions” on drugs which was PROVEN by all of the mandatory drug tests she had to take over the past year in the custody case for her children. And lots of people go to rehab, whether they’re rich, poor, famous, or average Joes.

Even through all of her troubles, she’s still above you trolls, so don’t even try to argue about it.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 09:54:18 +0000

So the “American Dream” is to make millions of dollars, lose all your friends, lose your health, and blow your millions of drugs and rehab then?

By: Bryan2D

Bryan2D — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 05:28:23 +0000

LMAO she is the American Dream. She was born poor and became a world famous superstar and made millions of dollars doing what she loves. You all troll blogs making stupid jokes about her.. i’m sure she’s laughing all the way to the bank.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:13:19 +0000

If they said "Canada is in the Americas", that would surely be ok though?

By: mike

mike — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:06:38 +0000

She IS the American Dream. She is rich, beautiful, and blissfully ignorant of the rest of the world or it’s concerns. Yes, I am American. Unlike most of the other people on here, I am also honest enough to admit I would gladly kill someone(maybe even a thousand someones) to be so lucky.

By: Lindzy

Lindzy — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:17:37 +0000

Oui! et je Canadien

By: nothing667

nothing667 — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 06:56:00 +0000

How do you know we would be speaking German? Hitler was a megalomaniac, paranoid, delusional and well pretty much everything in the book. His forays into Russia were what truly ended his military power. Let’s not forget he had many enemies within his own government. The french led a very effective resistance against the Germans. Ever heard that phrase “Run away, live to fight another day”? Why should the French have fought the Germans face to face? The Germans had superior military power. A face-to-face confrontation would not have resulted in victory. it would have been simply a pointless bloodshed.

Not even the Japanese offensive is clear cut. Pearl harbor was not a surprise attack as many of you were led to believe. It was preceded by a breakdown of diplomatic relations between the USA and Japan. The USA had cut off valuable resource lines from the Japanese before they attacked our forces. In fact there were several warnings from members of the Japanese government that an attack was being planned by their military. You’ve got to do a little bit more then watch the History Channel and tell me what you memorized in high school world history.

By: jh marx

jh marx — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 00:29:57 +0000

more like a nightmare

By: Kyle

Kyle — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:50:03 +0000

did anyone else notice that if we moved to canada we would infact still be in america? we’re so self centered that we think that the united states IS america. HELLO we’re only a third.

By: insanityinside

insanityinside — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:17:35 +0000

She’s the kind of dream that seems nice at first, but then it turns into a nightmare when you suddenly remember that you can’t fly…

By: cluestraw

cluestraw — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:07:39 +0000

I did.

By: =DDD

=DDD — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:50:57 +0000

The real americans LOST AGAINST EUROPEANSZLOLZ
INDIANSZ =D

By: Thaqui

Thaqui — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 07:53:56 +0000

Actually, I do speak German. I’m not French.

In WW1 and WW2, not one of the major countries involved on the Allied side could have been substituted without the Allies losing the war, including the French whose resistance was critical to the war effort.

By: mtay

mtay — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 05:48:13 +0000

So am I!

*hurriedly starts packing*

By: mtay

mtay — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 05:45:10 +0000

Vietnam? America kinda left that war to be lost. The French were part of the Allies and if not for Communist Russia, WWII might have ended differently.

By: Igloo McCoy

Igloo McCoy — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 02:52:17 +0000

I CAN’T HEAR YOU SPEAK UP!

By: Delta Sierra

Delta Sierra — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 01:52:57 +0000

We’re sorry about Pamela Anderson, too.

By: Green Is Good

Green Is Good — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:20:48 +0000

Maybe Twitney should dream about wearing a BRA.

By: Squid

Squid — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:11:31 +0000

Hey Don’t leave out Brian Adams! Although Rush and Triumph do kick ass! I must also admit that William Shatner as Capt. Kirk was my childhood hero

By: brak

brak — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:47:39 +0000

Um…WW1 and WW2?? *Ahem* Ah-have a little help there, did you?
Without the Americans, British and Canadians, ya’ll are speaking German today. The French did not win WW1 or 2. The French were RESCUED. Seems to be that the American Revolution was a pretty good investment, eh?
Oh, and thanks for the Viet Nam thing too.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:41:16 +0000

Wow; it really shows that you guys are mostly emigrants from Scotland!

By: Delta Sierra

Delta Sierra — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:25:03 +0000

for GC: One day, long ago, St Peter was looking on as God put the finishing touches on his latest country. St P: “Wow, God, beautiful country! The lakes! The trees! The mountains! Oceans on three sides!” “Thanks, Pete. I’m calling it Canada, which means ‘dwelling place’, its people will live there in harmony for hundreds of years, they will be famous for their love of peace.” St P says “You’re not afraid they’ll get spoiled and full of themselves with all this bounty?” God gives an evil chuckles and says, “No way. Wait’ll you see who I’m giving them for neighbours.”

By: Delta Sierra

Delta Sierra — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:17:08 +0000

Just in case you’re serious here, the sovereign country of Canada is in North America, which is a continent, which we share with a usually very nice and totally separate country, America, aka the United States (You Nice States). And before you start up with the duh’s, let me tell you I have had an American citizen stand in front of me and ask, quite seriously, “Now, Canada, that’s an American state, right?” And while no one expects him to know every other country in the world, he should at least know his own states, yes? And you can’t imagine the self-restraint exercised not to use all caps for that last clause. Everyone makes fun of Canadians because we always manage to work our identity into the first few minutes of any conversation. Why do we do this? Lest anyone think we’re Americans, because then they’de expect us to explain that unspeakable Mr. Bushwa, and no one needs that when they’re on vacation. But we do all apologise for Celine Dion and Avril Lavinge, we don’t like them either.

By: Lalas

Lalas — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 14:04:35 +0000

What is horribly wrong is the deep unshakable sadness that the American dream REALLY IS to become a rich vacuous twit… and by twit I mean tw@t.

By: DarkCanuck

DarkCanuck — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:16:04 +0000

Thank you, I cringe everytime some idiot says ‘Canada is in America’ as though the name of a friggin’ continent can just be shortened arbitrarily.
For those who persist here is a little rundown;
America is a country also know as the U.S.A., everyone in the world equates the word ‘America’ with that country (a gross generalization yes, but one I suspect is mostly true). Canada is a part of the North American continent…the North part of the name is not optional.

By: Sponge

Sponge — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 11:39:10 +0000

I think you’re thinking of “Canada” and the “United States”. Product of the public schools?

By: Zok

Zok — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:18:42 +0000

Besides it being a lame shirt, she isnt that vomitable. I dont really know anything about her since I dont watch TV and I do know I dont like her music. But could anybody explain me whats so horrible wrong?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:54:45 +0000

It’s only Scotch (single malt or blended) that’s whisky; Irish is whisk_e_y.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:51:49 +0000

I’ll see that, and raise Lindsay Lohan.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:50:22 +0000

{http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html} – This was the only result I got when I typre “French Military Victories” into Google.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:45:39 +0000

That’s arguable; The Internet grew out of 2 separate WANs, the US DoD’s ARPANet and the UK universities’ JANet.

By: tonique

tonique — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 06:47:50 +0000

Everytime I scroll past this image, I get the urge to vomit, is there something wrong with me?

By: Gipoun

Gipoun — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 04:10:33 +0000

Canada is pretty damn awesome.

It may be in North America, but if you call us American we’ll kick your ass (then apologise)

By: Thaqui

Thaqui — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 04:09:05 +0000

Norman Conquest
The Hundred Years War vs Britain.
War of Devolution
Nine Years War
War of the Spanish Succession
War of the Quadruple Alliance
War of the Austrian Succession
Pastry Wars
Napoleonic Wars vs Britain, Austria, Prussia
World War One and Two

oh, and: American Revolution

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:36:08 +0000

Smokin’ as in weed?

By: dahumanz

dahumanz — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:53:40 +0000

noo! shes smokin hot!

By: jh marx

jh marx — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:27:43 +0000

not dream, buy a nightmare

By: Joseph

Joseph — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:27:22 +0000

The Clintons proved that.

By: Joseph

Joseph — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:26:40 +0000

Mexico?

Oh. Wait…

By: ostrichman1

ostrichman1 — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:25:41 +0000

you are an idiot its in NORTH america the continent CANADA an AMERICA are two completely different countries

By: Sponge

Sponge — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:10:39 +0000

Umm…Canada is in America.

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:08:38 +0000

I ‘pologize. I’m not much of a drinker, being 14 and all…but I do quite enjoy European culture [except the French] and I am ashamed I didn’t know that.
As for the stereotype, this is a National Treasure quote. Don’t blame me. It’s all Nicholas Cage’s fault.