Comments on: If he ate her

By: Hannah

Hannah — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 20:58:59 +0000

omg vampires suck was such a better movie!! any twilight haters ( which i actually am NOT) should watch it. ITS SUPER FUNNY

By: Cookie

Cookie — Wed, 11 May 2011 06:33:37 +0000

Ok, I don’t like Twilight (sue me fan girls) but I respect your opinions and you should mine. But it is sooo effin hilarious to read the battles between haters and fan girls! ROLFLMFAO!!
Long Live Harry Potter

By: Cookie

Cookie — Wed, 11 May 2011 06:22:18 +0000

I saw an add for Twilight Perfume. What’s it smell like? Blood? Or is it a vampire repellant and smell like garlic? Maybe Werewolf? Or is It Holy Water? That would be a bottle of awesome sauce then…

By: Cookie

Cookie — Wed, 11 May 2011 06:12:07 +0000

If garlic isn’t gonna work I guess I better go get a wooden stake.

By: Sane-But-Insane

Sane-But-Insane — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 05:04:16 +0000

Dear Milli,

I would first off like to point out that I can in fact read your bothersome comment. The second thing I would like to describe is that your first and second “sentences” are fragments (Yes, I am with the Grammar Police. Here’s your ticket). The third is that I am confused by your “sentence”, or as close to one that you’ve came to. It says, “Taking the crap out of something that other people like is just weird and sad.” If we were to go by your statement, then it would mean that we are indeed taking the crap out of something that other people like and showing it off for the whole world to see and, in theory, cleansing their minds of all things rotten. Isn’t society supposed to approve of that? Not only approve of it, but endorse it as well? So, what we are doing is neither weird nor sad. In faact, those two adjectives describe you, Miss Milli, in my eyes because it seems that you (and other crazed Twilight fans) can’t seem to wrap your mind(s) around the fact that this caption was done for the fun of it. Also take into account the phrase- Haters gonna hate no matter what you say.

Besides, there’s a bigger subject to tackle. Why is it that most Twilight fangirls have no sense of humor?

With Lots of Disdain,
Sane-But-Insane

By: apple

apple — Thu, 13 May 2010 17:45:05 +0000

Stoned Rabbits can’t smile.

By: apple

apple — Thu, 13 May 2010 17:41:17 +0000

Ahahaha. I made it to Chapter 4 as well. Threw it away because the van didn’t hit her.

Amazing about your sister. I’m glad that SOME good comes out of these books.

By: Marmoset

Marmoset — Thu, 06 May 2010 05:29:45 +0000

Out of school twilight is all you think about? o_O” Pardon me but how do you expect to do well at school if you don’t even think about:
Studying
Homework
Tests
Extra-curricular activities (For those extra points that get you your ‘A’s’ and ‘B’s’

‘pretty dam smart’ my bum.

By: collen

collen — Wed, 05 May 2010 23:07:32 +0000

No, it wouldn’t. It would just be another 2 hours of him moaning and weeping about it.

By: llc

llc — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 23:15:36 +0000

so true. do it!

By: Pheonixfight

Pheonixfight — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:25:20 +0000

nice name. oh and btw, most twilight haters only dis the series cuz the twitards get into a hate war. oh and we do have lives, they are usually pretty normal and do not involve obsessing over weird sparkling fairys trying to pass as vampires. if you don’t like people insulting twilight, you can *gasp* get off this site or skip the twilight LOLs

By: Pheonixfight

Pheonixfight — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 22:40:15 +0000

uh actually it was quite a few people who wrote the bible not just one ‘guy’

By: Pheonixfight

Pheonixfight — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 22:35:41 +0000

yes it is. when my friends forced me to watch it, i got very little sleep that night. mainly cuz i had 5 pops and we watched actually good movies til 8am……

By: EpicAwesome101

EpicAwesome101 — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 18:25:15 +0000

she is cool. I am a twilight fan and tired of haters as well. the books were epic and I love her take on vamps

By: EpicAwesome101

EpicAwesome101 — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 18:23:13 +0000

I like him, you aren’t the only one.

By: EpicAwesome101

EpicAwesome101 — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 18:22:15 +0000

i agree. I have read the Harry Potter series and I decided it really wasn’t my thing. I am a Twilight fan, and I am tired of being bombarded by insults every time I state this fact.

By: EpicAwesome101

EpicAwesome101 — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 18:18:57 +0000

TRUE DAT!!!!!

By: Hybristophile

Hybristophile — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:46:17 +0000

Your comment = WIN

By: Milli - Twilight Haters Cannot See This Comment. BURN!!!!!

Milli - Twilight Haters Cannot See This Comment. BURN!!!!! — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:45:29 +0000

Whatever. Taking the crap out of something that other people like is just weird and sad. Get a life.

By: TheJosmo

TheJosmo — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:53:20 +0000

Dude, you got it all backwards. What you should’ve said is, people wouldn’t hate it so much if it weren’t so popular.

By: Misha

Misha — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:40:26 +0000

AutoWin (?)

By: Misha

Misha — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:32:34 +0000

MEGA WIN

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamazing and really good horror book. The movie? love-suspense-terror 4/5. Better than Twilight movie/books by far @.@

Well, Twilight is so bad that is an horror movie… right?

By: GreenFuzzyLeaf

GreenFuzzyLeaf — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:57:52 +0000

You know everyone has a right to their own opinion. If they don’t like twilight, they don’t have too. And if they want to make anti-twlight lols, then they can. Get over it.

I don’t hate twilight, but I don’t like it either. The books shouldn’t even be classified as young adult. I was past that reading level by the fourth grade. They’re average in writing. But I can say it is good that they are getting people who normally wouldn’t read (which is a sad thing) to do so. And as movies are never as good as the books… Heh.

As for the actors, well both of them have publically said they don’t even like the books. Think on that one.

What I don’t like is all the of the insane fans who get so riled up when they come across those who don’t worship the books or film.

By: pheonixfight

pheonixfight — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:19:24 +0000

ya they’re different. a hobo and an emo. (sry 2 all hobos and emos, who are being compared 2 such s***)”

By: Kaitlin

Kaitlin — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 23:17:14 +0000

I agree.
The books were amazing.
I loved them.
But the Kristen and Robert..
eh.

By: luckysayshi

luckysayshi — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 10:52:48 +0000

Just letting you know, i didn’t like the books or the movie and i just captioned this photo because i wanted to see all of those 11 yr old twilight lovers get their knickers in a knot. i see i have achieved my goal.

By: Jenna

Jenna — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:17:07 +0000

Omfg. Was the first line all you read? Or could you not think of anything better to say becaus eyou know she’s right?

God get better insults.

By: Pyro

Pyro — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 21:20:08 +0000

This is sooo right! It would totally be better if he ate her. It be even better if it didn’t exist, Twilight I mean. Load of crap it is. I read all the books and saw the movie(my mom dragged me to see it). It simply did not impress me. My friend convinced me to read it before the hype. I wasted a good few hours of my life. But, I decided to give the rest of the series a chance. Again, more wasted life…

By: Alice

Alice — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:27:12 +0000

If you wanna drool over RPattz, this isn’t the place to do it. There are fan clubs and such out there that don’t contain haters. Try Google.

By: Annie Crimefighter

Annie Crimefighter — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:27:44 +0000

Do I know you from somewhere…?

By: Annie Crimefighter

Annie Crimefighter — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:23:29 +0000

It’s also not spelled with an R. V-O-L-D-E-M-O-R-T. He would kill you.

By: Annie Crimefighter

Annie Crimefighter — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:22:16 +0000

Guess what. You’re not “Mrs. Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson”. Because Edward isn’t real and Robert Pattinson has no interest in you.

By: Sleepy Burger

Sleepy Burger — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:44:58 +0000

Mary-Sue burgers? Sue hotdogs? Flame-broiled Sue on a stick?

By: RLcTstealth

RLcTstealth — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 18:04:58 +0000

I’d go see it if he ate her. Spit roast ftw.

By: shellbyllynne

shellbyllynne — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:13:11 +0000

you can also see her buttcrack in the van crash scene.

By: sydnie

sydnie — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:34:27 +0000

how dare u say that! rob is AWSOME!

By: ****

**** — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 23:23:57 +0000

omfg. really? a blonde joke? god get a life.

By: ****

**** — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 23:23:01 +0000

if you don’t like it then SHUT UP ABOUT IT. It’s that simple. damn.

By: Rosalie Hale

Rosalie Hale — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:41:33 +0000

u know what!? ur probably on drugs too and ur under less pressure then her! besides teenage girls are attracted to hunky vampires so BACK OFF!!!

By: Oscargodfrey

Oscargodfrey — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 23:10:43 +0000

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! O kI totally agree with this! I HATE KRISTEN STEWRT! SHES A DRUGIE!

By: Kittehbomb

Kittehbomb — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 20:27:28 +0000

VOLDERMORT is in hell but his name isn´t even VOLDERMORT it´s Tom Riddle jr. and Wormtail killed Cedric (r.i.p.) not VOLDERMORT, and why dont you say the name?

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:26:53 +0000

Just an ill-informed person. As in, an idiot.

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:21:49 +0000

Dude, he’s a spammer. Do you know what that is?

By: adam

adam — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:15:09 +0000

Win! I can’t believe that they got enough funding to make another.

By: Kendra Pattinson

Kendra Pattinson — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:22:19 +0000

garlic doesn’t affect perfect Edward Cullen
~Mrs. Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson

By: pinkskittles

pinkskittles — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:35:40 +0000

blah blah blah blah just wait until the last twilight movie has been released (god forbid) 3 months afterward all you screaming fangirls wont even remember what twilight is when the next dumbass series of whatever comes out…then the fangirl cycle starts over… its the same with highschool musical people wont even remember who the cast is in the next 2 years…its a 15 minutes of fame thing..

By: Shooooooo

Shooooooo — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 05:53:19 +0000

I am no Twilight fan, but you can’t deny that Taylor Lautner is sorta cute. Rob Pattinson looks llike a hobo.

By: Shooooooo

Shooooooo — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 05:47:58 +0000

Sure, it’s your opinion that t is good. And it’s our opinion that is sucks. But it is a FACT that Bella Swan is a Mary-Sue self-insert of Stephenie Meyer.

“i know that Twilight is loved over the world”
So was Hitler.

“and u do know that ppl are saying Stephanie is the next J.K Rowling ??”
People also said Hitler was spreading glory and goodness. Meyer can’t COMPARE to Rowling.

P.S. Spaces before punctuation? Just about as popular as Hitler. Punctuation. Works. Like. This. Not . Like . This .

By: Shooooooo

Shooooooo — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 05:43:13 +0000

Jesus hates you, too. Use proper grammar! The guy who wrote the Bible did! Why can’t you?!

By: Shooooooo

Shooooooo — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 05:30:14 +0000

I’m not sure if this was a jab at Potter, or an ill-informed “fan”.