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Back when vampires didn’t suck.



david boreanaz and james marsters

Back when vampires didn’t suck. Well, they did, but not… I mean they did suck, but they… Oh, nevermind.

(David Boreanaz and James Marsters)

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  1. Eric says:

    This would actually be better if it only mentioned Twilight.

  2. nicko says:

    no… this “sucked” as well

  3. AS says:

    Back when vampires looked hot and manly :) )

  4. Leyla says:

    Wow, this is made of FAIL.

    • Naoyusimi says:

      Only if “Fail” is sexy and edible, with whipped cream and miniature Spikes on top . . .

      [I've never seen this promo pic before ... I love it. It'd be even better if David Boreanaz wasn't in it, but I'll live.]

  5. !!! says:

    Great, another unfunny “I hate twilight” post.

  6. Kat says:

    Back when vampires werent glittery homo’s.

  7. josh08 says:

    you mean they didn’t stink

  8. Kate says:

    Enough of the ****ing vampire posts already, please. What idiots are voting these through?

  9. AC says:

    I’m thinking of creating a Totally Looks Like with these two… They kind of remind me of a bulldog and one of those bald sphinx cats…

  10. you says:

    Seems like im the only one who actually loved this one. Good job.

    • Kellydixon says:

      You’re not the only one- I loved it too. I guess all the great comedians have their hecklers, eh? Way to go lummox!!!

  11. sopranomom says:

    Hhhmmm…I see a pattern in all this…
    “I hate Twilight”
    “I hate Jonas Bros.”
    “I hate Miley Cyrus”
    etc…
    We’re all a bunch of haters!!!
    Bwaaaahaaahaaa :(
    LOL:)

  12. Harold says:

    Why hasn’t anyone realized… That that’s a picture of Edward and James… before the two characters even existed?

    • Naoyusimi says:

      The HAIL you say!!

      Take that heresy back!

      BEGONE DEMON!

      • lb says:

        Two vampires who ended up not feeding on humans, because they had souls.

        How do you not link that to Edward?

        I’m not saying Stephanie Meyer ripped off the concept – the idea of good vampires has been around a while – but Spike, and especially Angel – are basically whiny, touchy-feely vampires who don’t feed on humans and are in love with mortal girls (okay – the same mortal girl). And Angel (at least) ends up dating a werewolf.

        So – why do you think it’s heresy, exactly?

        • paws4thot says:

          Well, mostly because Angel was ensouled as a punishment for eating a Romany princess, so he had all the tortured soul stuff for his misdeeds as Angelus, and still had all the Christian symbols burn him and catching fire in sunlight stuff going on, and Spike actively chose (and fought) to be ensouled because he loved Buffy.

          Edward’s only disadvantage seems to be sparkling a bit in bright sunlight!

          • Starlinguk says:

            Anne Rice, anyone?

          • Jessi says:

            Spike did actively choose to have his soul returned to him, but before that happened, he was forced into not feeding on humans by the Initiative – don’t forget that bit!

            • female_twihater says:

              I liked Spike a lot better when he was making jokes about killing people instead of doing soul-searching. (Wait, I meant looking inside himself, not actually searching for a soul in Africa…never mind.) With the chip in his head, he still managed to split the Scoobies up beautifully in season four. Then he fell in love wi/Buffy, which made me hate her for a loooooooong time. She really did treat him like crap.

  13. Igloo McCoy says:

    That’s it. I’m staging an intervention. These captioners are actually delusional. I don’t know what sort of terrifying, obsessive disorder they have that makes them so focused on the Twilight series, but I’m determined to find a cure. These people seem to think that vampires are real and that there was some sort of decline of them. Who wants to help?

  14. Nightroad says:

    “back when vampires didn’t suck”

    uh, they still don’t suck, the generally hated version was only 1 movie >.>

  15. Sandra D says:

    I have only one thing to say about these boys: om nom nom nom nom!

    • Naoyusimi says:

      You can only nom them if you make it past me . . .

      And I don’t think you’re gonna make it–GRRRRRRRR–ARRGGGHH!

  16. HellHathNoFury says:

    Which is worse: waxing and greasing your chest, too much gel and blonde dye combined with overdose of douchebagish lady-killing confidence or sparkling?

  17. The Cake Slayer says:

    These are the thinking woman’s vampires – none of those mamby pamby sparkley leeches …

  18. lummox says:

    For all you people ripping on my lol because of Twilight, and saying it is the only reason I hate what hollywood and tv have done to vampires, I offer you:

    1. The recent rash of “Dracula” movies
    2. Port Charles
    3. That one Smallville with a load of hot vapiresses
    4. Ultra-effing-violet
    5. The Blade Trilogy (not Blade, but pretty much every other damn vampire in the movies)
    6. The Lair (wow, talk about prettying up vampires)
    7. The whole Underworld Series (Not all of them, but the vamps that just lounged around the house and looked pretty. What the hell?)
    8. Blood Rayne (talk about ruining a game and the image of vamps)

    Need I go on?

    • snort says:

      yes please !

    • Naoyusimi says:

      You forgot “True Blood”.

      • Sassy says:

        Ahh… those were the days.

        Hey, remember when vampires were just stuff of horror legends, nothing but blood-engorged corpses only out for their next meal? Yeah…

        • Naoyusimi says:

          Riiight . . . starting with Bram Stoker, at least, they’ve ALWAYS had a sensual quality to them. Come on, biting the neck is a mating ritual in many, many species . . . usually no one dies, either. :-D

    • bogggior says:

      Anyone see LET THE RIGHT ONE IN?

      That was good. And my all time fave…LOST BOYS. At least there was one real GOTH song in that movie.

  19. kelsey says:

    they might have sucked but they sure as heck didn’t sparkle

  20. Claire says:

    Why is it, whenever someone wonderful posts yet another delicious anti-twilight caption picture that another part of my soul lives again after withering away from the effects of that terrible film/book series?

    I go “yay” everytime I see a new one. I dont mind fads at the best of times but at least Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings were actually good. Twilight is just so….ugh. It’s High School Musical with more sparkles!

    And the horrible thing is, a silly little thing in my work was all “it’s so romantic and yeah this is totally the way vampires are going to be now! That whole Christopher Lee stuff was just stupid! I mean honestly! It’s ridiculous! Now its actually good!”

    I’m still trying to locate a stake for that person. I think brainwashing is out of the question for her.

    • lb says:

      Ok – I am curious. Did you read the whole book series? Or are you just basing your rant on what other people have told you?

      And if you can point out to me the part in High School Musical where Zac Efron rips off someone’s head and sets them on fire, then I think I might accept your premise (not to mention probably enjoy the film more – cause it would be kind of fun to watch him do that!)

      • Claire says:

        LOL that would be hysterical, he’d need to watch his underarm hair didn’t go on fire though, because damn that boy is bushy.

        I couldn’t stomach the books. I can’t stomach oysters either but I dont force myself to eat them because I’ll only throw it all up on somebody. But yeah… the whole starting at a new school, meeting the beautiful boy, falling in love, being beset by problems and people not wanting them to be together and somehow its fate, and there are dozens of movies and merchandise to come after when yet again they are beset with problems but oh so how they are destined for the other. Yeah…. I’m not seeing much of a difference in premise in either

        • Scythelord says:

          Not to mention the books were written horribly.

          • Claire says:

            : high five::

            • Kits says:

              I read them all, and they were so challenging I finished them in less than a week!
              Honestly, she is not a good writer. She has good ideas, but roughly the same talent as someone off of fanfiction.net. Actually, there my be fanfiction written for twilight that’s better than the original books are.
              I doubt it, but someone with literary talent may enjoy them, you never know.
              Either way, the whole business has been blown way out of hand. Harry Potter and LOTR fans aren’t as obsessive as Twilight fans, and they are at least good books and movies!

              • HellHathNoFury says:

                Oh, you mean ‘Breaking Dawn: the Ruination of Everything Twilight Fangirls Held Dear’?

              • Starlinguk says:

                Believe me, HP and LOTR fans are just as obsessive! I know a LOTR fan who knows Elrond’s entire family tree by heart. I bet there are people who know the entire Black family tree by heart.

                Mind you, they do seem to have to have more of a sense of humour about people who don’t like HP or LOTR.

                • Nightroad says:

                  i hate fanboys/girls, i dont care what series, book or movie they’re obsessively gushing over. they’re all equally annoying.

                • Death by Taco says:

                  Harry Potter fans are more…down-to earth. They’re able to accept the fact that other people don’t love the books as much as they do. And when you ask one why she has an obsession with the series, she can tell you that it’s well-written and it’s a good and original storyline. With a plot.
                  Next time you see a Twilight fangirl, ask her why she loves the series so much. I ca guarantee you her response will be something along the lines of “cuz it’s about romance, and it’s the biggest book I’ve ever read [if they had the decency to even READ the books] and like Edward is so HOTT!”
                  And I don’t know the entire Black family tree by heart, because I think Sirius’s family is undeserving of my obsession and love. They were horrible to him and their other family members. They disowned people for not marrying purebloods.

                • Death by Taco says:

                  And not all of us fangirls are idiotic and obsessive [although I'm going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter 6, but I generally think they cut out too much from the original story, and I don't think Daniel Radcliffe is the right person to play Harry]. Not all of us jump in circles at the mention of anything Harry Potter. And it doesn’t consume our entire lives. And we don’t all make our screen names “Mrs. Harry Potter” or “Mrs. Draco Malfoy” At least not me.

              • lb says:

                They’re filed in the Children’s Section in most shops. What exactly were you expecting from Young Adult books? Classic literature?

        • Matthew says:

          LB, don’t bash a person’s opinion on it because you dislike what they say. Not stomaching something isn’t the same as not reading it.

          And if she hasn’t read all the books, who’s to say she didn’t try? Maybe she’s like me and while she gave it a try just couldn’t handle the horrid writing, bad ‘reinvinting’ of one of the greatest of monsters in the universe, and the over played Vampire vs. Werewolf cliche’?

        • Beloved says:

          I have read the Twilight series and enjoyed it. I have read the Harry Potter series and enjoyed it. I have read Bram Stokers Dracula and enjoyed it. I’ve read dozens of series’ that have, through their existence, been criticized because of the reaction of “obsessive fangirls”. I have to admit it’s rather off putting when someone who hasn’t read a series goes on about how it sucks just to hang with ‘the crowd’. Its nice that someone actually gave it a shot before criticizing something they know little to nothing about. Thanks for making the attempt. I myself didn’t like HP at first, and had to muster the will to get through the entire first three books before I got any enjoyment out of it.

          Now then. I do have to say that I have to disagree with the view that Bram Stoker would be appalled. Bram Stoker, in my mind, would be glad to see people putting a new slant on the genre. Honestly, Bram Stoker himself did not create vampires, he created the most popular view of what a vampire should/could be. In fact, if you know mythology then you would know that there are several incredibly unusual views of what vampires are and do, including some being bloated and dark, some had lions heads and the body of a donkey, some were demonic, bronze footed creatures, Ukrainian folktale even tells of vampires having red faces and tiny tails. So saying that vampires have to be a certain way, i.e., pale, gaunt, thin, beautiful, burn in sunlight, and cant cross over running water, etc, is only true for one version of vampire mythos. The fact that she tried to make her vampires in Twilight different than what is accepted as the -only- way to do vampires anymore was refreshing.

          Now, I wont say she’s an amazing writer, I’ve read much, much better. However I’d honestly like to see other people, possibly better writers, do something similar. Experiment with the genre, don’t be bound by what is, instead play with what can be. I’d like to see different takes on what a bloodsucker is than just what is accepted as vampires now.

          • I HAVE read the series and will continue to go on about how it sucks, because it does.

          • Claire says:

            In response to the section about Bram Stoker. I am very well much aware that he did not create them. Trust me, I have done extensive research into the subject for two years for reasons I won’t go into. I’ve looked at biblical sources, the mythology of Eastern Europe, why the drinking of blood was considered so evil etc. I love mythology, although I have to admit Greek mythology is rather strange; Zeus turning into animals to mate the mortals is just… let’s not go there. Vampires used to have reflections, they used to have an obsession with counting, they were ruddy and didn’t smell all that nice. So I know perfectly well they arent supposed to be thin and pretty and pale. But the fact remains that most modern vampire writers have looked to Mr Stoker first before they delve into other sources. They don’t look up Lilith, or Lamia at first. Stephanie Meyer admitted for the first one she did no research at all. Therefore she would have had to gotten her information from pop culture, which is the culture stemming from Mr Stoker. And I very much doubt a drunken Irishman would at all approve of a sparkling vampire that very rarely drinks blood.

      • Haley says:

        Does it count that I want to rip off my own head after seeing Zac Efron? And in the Twilight movies whenever a vampire head gets ripped off its not like there’s blood and gore. It would look no different if I ripped the head off of a mannequin.

  21. Rave says:

    oh damn right!
    mmm so delicious
    i still watch this show!
    and have dreams about David Borenaz….

  22. Cait says:

    eww.. how do they not suck?? these whiny dramaqueens on this picture aren’t even close to handsome, manly OR enjoyable for that matter… o_O /puke

    • nicko says:

      ^^^^as above. This show was/is gash

    • HellHathNoFury says:

      Marry me, Cait.

    • Naoyusimi says:

      Sometimes sex appeal has only a little to do with a person’s appearance, and much more to do with their character and personality.

      If you haven’t watched this show, then you would not understand.

      But then, some people won’t get it, no matter what. Some will only get it when they get a little older.

      Handsome, manly, and definitely enjoyable, IMO. [Whiny? I'd only apply that to Angel. Spike tried to keep that side hidden. Now, applying "drama queens" to characters from a television series is quite funny, when you think about it . . . what else are TV characters going to be? Everything is over-the-top and blown out of proportion on a TV show. Duh.]

  23. Adribug says:

    *fans self* I’d almost forgotten how hot James Marsters is as Spike. I get my weekly dose of David Boreanaz on Bones…but not nearly enough Spike apparently. That is one hot picture

    • paws4thot says:

      I think part of the reason Bones works so well is the same as the reason Buffy worked better with David in it that without him, or than Angel worked. David just works better with a strong female lead that he sparks off (straight male talking).

  24. sopranomom says:

    Everybody go back to your origins…read Dracula, the original book, no re-writes, no commentaries, not prettied up. Go back and read that and tell me what you think (or thought) the first time you have read it. How many times did it bring tears to your eyes? A tough read, but awsome just the same.

    • paws4thot says:

      At the same time though, Dracula (book, and Bela Lugosi film) can be read/viewed as a love/stalker story, rather than slash fiction. I’ve said it before though; there are always (Meyer apart) significant disadvantages to being a vampire (less so in some ways but more so in others in the Buffyverse from in Dracula), and sparkling in sunlight isn’t much of a disadvantage. What I know of Meyer comes across as written for Californian Goths, as in Buffy season 2 (I think “All You Can Eat”, the one that introduces the recurring Buffy/Angel character later known as Anne, which name she adopts after Buffy saves her in Episode 3:1), and not the dread creatures of pretty much every other story except possibly Anne Rice.

      • Vila Restal says:

        Dracula the original book!! Fail Fail and again FAIL!! Sorry Dracula is nowhere near the original Vampire story. The Vampire Legend itself has been going since time immemorial (when they used to be known as Revenants.) Vampires in Fiction have been going since Varney the Vampire (Penny Dreadful horror from the 1840s), and Carmilla by Sheridan LeFanu from the 1870s and have been going on even before then going into the 1700s with various other stories written by various authors including Samuel Taylor Coleridge and Lord Byron (although it has been said that Byron didn’t write the story it was actually done by his Doctor.) Dracula was the original of the more modern Vampire epics.

        • Naoyusimi says:

          You know, I was going to say something about that & changed my mind. I’m glad you did speak up, though, since your knowledge seems to be more extensive than mine. TY! :-)

          I was thinking of mentioning, too, some of the early Eastern European legends, which, I believe, are what spawned the silent movie “Nosferatu” . . . nowhere near as romantic as the “Dracula” remakes, but worth mentioning, esp. if people think of Stoker or “Dracula” as “original”.

  25. conanabanana02 says:

    They’re both fugly and the show was stupid.

  26. pinkie says:

    loved spike! hated angel…he whined way to much.

  27. RavynG says:

    ok folks, I have never seen Twilight and probably won’t, but I did watch Buffy and it was great until it jumped the shark with “the Key” crap…but I must tell you there might be something to the sparkly stuff. I have the “vampire-disease”, Porphyria and it does make body fluids–including sweat– and also certain body parts like teeth, flourescent under black light. So after a night dancing at the club I can get a wee bit sparkly myself.
    And Spike was the HOTTEST! (Angel was cry-baby.)

  28. Tyche says:

    The caption made me laugh. And I have never watched a single episode of Buffy/Angel. I did try to read Twilight, but I couldn’t make it past lightning baseball. Actually, I quit just before lightning baseball because that just sounded too silly to be believed – even worse than all the other eye-rolling scenes up to that point.

    But if you really want to read something so bad it’s hilarious try any one of the Vampire Hunter D books. Now, I am talking about the BOOKS here, not the anime or any graphic novels that might exist. I think they are translated from Japanese but the writing is still some of the most heavy sigh and eye-rolling inducing I have ever attempted. D is so invincible and good looking you just get tired of hearing about it over and over. Makes Meyer look good.

  29. no name says:

    even though I think sparkling vampires is a little stupid, it is nothing compared to a vampire named ANGEL

    • buggal says:

      Yeah, I mean had he been Latino, it would have made sense, but an “Irish” vamp named Angel was plain stupid, to me.

      • lb says:

        He was named by his youngest sister, just before he ripped her throat out. She thought he was an angel returned to watch over her.

        Plus – you know – with the irony? (Or are you from the USA where most people seem to think irony is something that is like an iron?)

    • Banana says:

      It’s short for Angelus, and it’s meant to be ironic.

    • Haley says:

      Yeah and his real name was Liam.

  30. alison says:

    u haters rly need shut the freak up about how the “vampires of today” are like really gay. well their not!!!! cuz maybe there are actually ppl out there who actually like twilight!!!

    • Claire says:

      Yeah… so? Freedom of speech and all that, the right to say something sucks literally. You have the right to like something, I have the right to say said something is the worst big thing to happen since Pokemon and we all remember how annoying that was.

      Like it, go ahead. But it sucks.

      • alison says:

        ok then claire im stating my opinion……. im just saying ppl who do not like twilight are not the only ppl in the world.

        • alison says:

          omg…… does anyone actually think this caption is at least a little offensive???????

        • Claire says:

          Yeah I mean its fine. Why not make a funny picture about how you like it then? Because this is a place for everyone to have their opinion. Live and Let Live

          • alison says:

            im sry claire i kind of missunderstood u. and i do understand wat u were saying. im sry….again. and taco im frikin 12 yrs old so shut up! im glad i amsuse u. im not effin perfect

  31. Kitty says:

    OMG Booth was a vampire before he was an FBI agent?!

  32. Taaroko says:

    Mmm…Angel.

  33. Banana says:

    Is it bad that when I read the caption I heard it in Willow’s voice.

    I <3 Buffy.

  34. brian says:

    no, these vampires were terrible. i don’t even know what movie this is and i can tell you it’s horrible.

    • Herder of Hypocrites says:

      Idiot. They were both series, not movies. Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. And they were great =)

      • Lundix says:

        No, they weren’t. Buffy and Angel were never remotely close to being relatable to the term great. Bad plots topped with worse acting and worst special effects. Twilight over these pathetic losers any day of the week.

        • Naoyusimi says:

          If you can say “bad plots” and “worse acting”, then you either haven’t seen much “Buffy”, or you saw a few eps of the 1st season, only (come on, fans–there are a few of the 1st season that sucked, big time). Joss Whedon is awesome. I suppose you’d bag “Firefly”, too?

          • Lundix says:

            Don’t get me wrong. I think the Buffyverse is a wonderful idea. But you can’t seriously mean that the TV-show did that idea justice. Maybe they can put some of the blame on a low budget, but the fact that they picked Gellar as the main for the show proves that the crew behind it weren’t fit for the job. Come on, Gellar was mildly interesting in her early works, but she didn’t reach the predicted hights in her career. And she certainly wasn’t fit to be Buffy. An almost-skilled actress who doesn’t match the character she’s supposed to play. Sounds like a bad idea.
            Boreanaz and Marsters are competent actors, the same can undoubtedly be said for Anthony Head. That only makes it all too obvious that the scripts they had to work with were of poor quality. And I’ll bet my paycheck that I can personally make better choreographies for fight scenes without breaking a sweat. Idea was good, cast and audience were let down. And now we’ll have to wait for about 30 years before it’s safe to do a better remake without morons protesting in the streets.

            • Naoyusimi says:

              OK: I’d agree about Gellar–later on, most times, she was good, but there *were* times when I thought she was the just about worst actor on the show.

              However, I have to disagree with the scripts & fight choreography claim.

              For me, I was long an adult when this show started, and I thought: “Oh, no. Another teen high-school show … and they’re going to make the vampire-genre goofy and silly.” So, I didn’t watch. At first. I got into it in the–I think–4th season. Then, of course, I had to go back and watch the others, and I could see how it developed.

              Yes, they made it somewhat campy–but so was the original. Yes, they started it in high school, but it dealt with some universal themes and stories.

              Any show that could grab my interest and devour as much of my time as it did, deserves some consideration for quality. IM-not-so-humble-O.

              • Lundix says:

                Wow. I think that’s the first semi-reasonable discussion I’ve had online. No name-calling, no caps lock … thank you, sir, I enjoyed that.

                • Naoyusimi says:

                  No “sir”, here, but–you’re welcome. :-D

                  I just don’t see any point in getting all flipped out about what is a pretty subjective viewpoint, especially about entertainment. Mine is not for other people, perhaps, but I can try to make them see what I find fulfilling or absorbing in it. I don’t see what makes the majority of the TV-viewing public tick, either. For instance, I can’t stomach nearly all reality shows, nor do I like talent shows (like “Idol”) or game shows (like “Deal”). Some people don’t like science fiction or fantasy because it’s not “real”. I can’t quite understand those people, but they can like whatever they want. My mom always said, “It takes all kinds to make the world go around.”

  35. Traitorfish says:

    No, those two (figuratively) sucked aswell. Just not quite as much.

    • Naoyusimi says:

      Hey Lundix: It’s people like this “Traitorfish” ^, who bug me a little.

      They bag on something without saying *why* they think it “sucks”.

      OK, T. Your opinion duly noted and logged for future reference!

  36. Double C says:

    LEAVE TWILIGHT ALONE!!!! WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU!!! THEIR HAVING PROBLEMS AS IT IS!!! DO YOU THINK IT’S EASY TO PAY FOR CHILD CARE ON A HALF-VAMPIRE BABY?!?!? DO YOU THINK IT’S EASY TO LIVE ON ANIMAL BLOOD INSTEAD OF HUMAN BLOOD FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE? THE SERIES COULD INSTEAD BE ABOUT VAMPIRES KILLING PEOPLE AND SUCKING OUT THEIR BLOOD WHEN THEY’RE SLEEPING! MAYBE THE VAMPIRES WILL GO DO IT TO YOU!!! THEY’RE NOT HUMAN! AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS MAKE JOKES ABOUT HOW THEY SPARKLE! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU SPARKLED? EVERYONE WOULD THINK YOU WERE A FREAK! YOU’D HAVE TO STAY OUT OF THE SUN OR ELSE EVERYONE WOULD THINK THAT YOU WERE GAY! AND IF YOU’RE A GIRL, THEY WOULD THINK THAT YOU WERE SOME FREAKING POPSTAR THAT HAS A TOTAL SELF-IMAGE PROBLEM. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE COMPARED TO BRITNEY SPEARS? I KNOW THEY’RE NOT HUMAN, SO YOU CAN’T REALLY RELATE TO THEM, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN WE SHOULDN’T CARE ABOUT THEM. MAYBE THEY’LL JUST CLIMB IN YOUR WINDOW ONE NIGHT AND SUCK ALL YOUR BLOOD OUT AND LEAVE YOU DEAD. DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT? LEAVE TWILIGHT ALONE!

  37. Tansy says:

    Not only was it back when vampires sucked blood (Angel drank human blood, just not from the source, if my aunt is right), it was when you could say they were sexy and be seen as sane by more than Twitards. David Boreanaz is still sexy. Ten years from now, I’m betting Robert Pattison or whatever his name is will be starring in B-grade movies rather than on stuff people actually watch. Sorry if anyone disagrees with me – at least I accept other opinions. (that’s for Twilight fangirls)

    • paws4thot says:

      Angel actually normally bought pigs’ blood from the local slaughterhouse; there are a couple of scenes where Buffy meets him there in season 3.

      You’re not wrong about DB though; I’m straight male, and still find him sexy.

  38. nelson2600 says:

    i think i have the perct final they didnt sparklee

  39. alison says:

    wtf!!! these nubs look like wax figures! at least the twilight vampires dont die when they go in the sunlight.

    • Tansy says:

      For God’s sake, you’re twelve, watch your language! And the reason so many people hate Twilight is because they don’t Vampires are vampires as they die in the sunlight. Sparkling is for pansies.

      • paws4thot says:

        D@mn straight; take away the disadvantages like needing to drink blood and dieing in sunlight, and what’s left is an EMOgirl “fairie”, not a vampire!

      • Tansy says:

        I meant the reason so many people hate Twilight is because the vampires don’t die in sunlight.

  40. alison says:

    i no im sry but srsly tansey if u heard sum of the language of kids my age is unbelievable!!!! and i no its kind of weird that were not even teens yet and we like twilight. i just want ppl to no that there r ppl out ther that actually like twilight…-sigh-

    • Shooooooo says:

      Please re-post your comment in the English language. Thank you.

      • Tansy says:

        As a twelve year old, you’d think she could at least spell a few more words right. My name was written just there and she spelt it wrong. And yes, I know people like Twilight. You need to know that there are people who don’t, and they’re (we’re?) generally the type to take it out in sarcastic humour rather than so many fans of Twilight taking it out with “z0MG i <333 edDiekinz!!!" posts.

    • Shooooooo says:

      And we just want people to know that Twilight is a poorly-written fantasy/romance [emphasis on the "fantasy" part, VAMPIRES AREN'T REAL!] series, followed by a poorly-funded movie sereis [with horrible acting, not to mention special effects...].

  41. Shooooooo says:

    I’m wondering if anyone else noticed that all of the commenters defending Twilight insist on using grammar that would make any middle school English teacher have a conniption.

    • Tansy says:

      They’re just copying their idol, Stephenie Meyer.

      • Shooooooo says:

        Because we all know the original draft of Twilight looked like this:

        “wull…i movd to this new town to get away from my mumm who married this dude who playd basbal and so i went to my dadz and there waz this weird pale guy and guess what i fell in luv! isnt tthatt CRAZEE?!”

  42. Cristle says:

    Haha. I found this very amusing. I used to be a huge fan of the Angel/Buffy series when they still made new episodes. I watch it every now and again but the last few times I watched it… I see why some say the fight scenes are horrible. And the special effects. But I will always love DB and Spikes because their yummy. The idea was good for the show but like what was said before… low budget and whatnot made it not as good as it could of been. I have read all of the Twilight books and watched the movie. Honestly, in my opinion, they were not that great. It was too much of a cliche, and now with all the hype about it, I cant stand Twilight. So I would defintely say The Angel/Buffy series is better than Twilight. Of course, in my opinion. And I am 17, so it cant be said that Im simply not of age to be a fangirl. I know a lot of people that are in love with Twilight. They usually drive me cray though.

  43. Cristle says:

    crazy*

  44. Juli says:

    I don’t care what the caption says, that’s the hottest picture ever

  45. Rachel says:

    Oh for the love of all that is holy give it a rest! Why can’t you just leave Twilight alone? I mean is it impossible to like Angel and Twilight? I do, so no.

  46. pheonixfight says:

    for all those who haven’t noticed yet, the fangirls that have to go overboard and really obsess, are obsessing over the most pointless things. ex. twilight, jonas, hannah montana, ect.

  47. Pixie says:

    *sneezes on this and similar lols and haters* *Sniff* Sorry……….*cough*……I am allergic to fail……*r-rr-retch*….got to go now…………..aaack!

  48. Pixie says:

    *H-ha-hackk wheeze* Sorry *sneezes on lol and similar ones, as well as haters* Allergic to fail………..*r-rr-retch* I must leave this *sneeze* place and travel to a place with *hack* less, See you *wheeze* puppies later.

  49. metriccookie says:

    IT’S BOOTH!!! FROM BONES!!! rite? it is him rite? what movie is this from???

    • Boobookittiefu*k says:

      its from the show angel/Buffy the vampire slayer his first big acting thing. Seriously.

      • female_twihater says:

        I think this was a shot for Buffy, Spike only showed a couple times in Angel, except for season five or whatever.

  50. Chloe` says:

    sooo true. lmao

  51. Igloo McCoy says:

    Yeah that was supposed to be a parody of the people who get pissed off over every single caption. But, as I’m sure everyone’s figured out, sarcasm doesn’t transfer well over the internet.


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