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Wow how original another lol making fun of twilight, if you people stop talking about it, it will go away. You are simply giving them free publicity.
I agree. Twilight jokes are over. Get on with something else people.
And they weren’t that funny to begin with. Isn’t there anyone voting besides 13 year olds trying to show how grown-up they are by not liking Twilight?
imo bash twilight where ever you can. its riddiculous. since twilight bookstores are flooded with romantic vampire books. the horror section in most bookstores doesn´t have anything else beside crappy vampire books for teens. maybe 1 or 2 lovecrafts and a few anne rice but thats it.
::cries:: It’s not just bookstores! You go into any shop and the film is playing on the tvs, the soundtrack is playing on the stereos, the posters are all over the walls and windows, the book is on every shelf and the action figures surround you and prepare to attack. And then! Meyer sends in the first wave of giggling, cooing, OMGing stupid fangirls who stand behind you in the queue raving about how awesome the books are, and how handsome Edward is and how they loved the romance in this one. And then your soul dies.
It’s worse than the pokemon fad so I feel your pain
How dare you guys compare Clint Eastwood to Twilight?! Jeez.
Dude, seriously, Pokémon does not compare in any way to the plague that is Twilight.
You do not see fangirls screeching and having attacks of hysteria while buying Pokémon franchising.
In other news;
Twilight is the worst thing I’ve ever read.
No… but the fanboys did. Ever seen a bunch of boys fight over a Charizard card?
yeh but i lol’d and i’m pretty sure you all lol’d aswell
yeah, move on to making fun of something else instead of doing something productive like making the world a better place…or reading a book, or helping a child in need, or complaining on teh internets…oh wait!
And you’ve fed HOW many starving children today…? Me, I’m on my break between brain surgeries.
That’s not completely correct. The fad started when the movie came out, and there are 3 more left. This fad will start to fade away and at that moment the next movie comes out, possibly starting the whole thing all over again so it will be just like what happened when the first one came out.
And if it’s true that the rest of the movies are supposed to be filmed in the shortest time possible so they can use the same actors without it seeming that any of them have aged at all, having the movies ready will mean that they can easily release the movies(at least the last one) a bit earlier if the fad seems to start fading away sooner than expected.
Let’s just hope this whole thing backfires pretty soon
THREE MORE!? I thought it was only two! Oh, crap…
Too many Twilight jokes, definitely.
Plus side? The idea of Clint Eastwood playing a vampire hunter is actually pretty awesome.
Agreed.
Eastwood makes just about everything better.
Indeed – and he’s got a broader range than people give him credit for.
Pitch: Clint Eastwood as an aging vampire hunter. Anton Yelchin as his apprentice. Toss in Judy Dench as Eastwood’s past love interest, and Samuel L. Jackson as a fellow vampire hunter and you’ve got gold.
I would buy the DVD sight unseen. Clint is a treasure to be savored and appreciated.
So would I; you had me at Clint, Samuel, and vampires!
That’s probably the best fvcking idea I’ve heard all day.
Bad Janie! Back to PK!
BRILLIANT!
Yeah! Somebody pitch this script right now!
hehe ive had it with these muthafvckin vamps in this muthafvckin world!
Actually, Gran Torino( I know I spelled it wrong) sucked pretty bad.
that is a lie ignore this man gran torino is a good film
….mmm no…Grand Torino sucked pretttttyyyy hard.
Spelled it right.
I really liked the film.
no, you spelled it right. and gran torino was awseome
how do the same stupid sparkle jokes make it to this page? how are people still voting high on these things?
Because we hate you.
Yes you.
SPECIFICALLY you.
clint is still the coolest, and most bad ass vegan i know of…
He’s not a vegan, or a vegetarian.
Shhhh. They don’t know that!
Hee hee hee more anti-Twilight stuff. I wont grew tired of them until the silly fad is over. The author asked for it for being so damn stupid in the first place. Sparkles! What an idiot.
Stephanie Meyer didnt make them SPARKLE, hollywood did, she made them not turn ot ashes in the sun.
Didn’t Bram Stoker do that?
No, actually, she DID make them sparkle. It was her mentally handicapped idea in the first place.
I’m tired of these fangirls coming on here and trying to defend Twilight, hoping no one else actually read the book.
Yeah, I read it. Yeah, I hated it.
And the sparkling vampire crap IS in the book, Meg. I suggest reading it again. I also suggest reading Dead Until Dark by Charlaine Harris and let me know if you think your precious Stephanie Meyer is creative. She’s a rip-off artist and doesn’t have one original thought in her brain.
/rant
i have yet to read dead until dark…but try True Blood ^.^ i’ve heard its pretty good! and by good i mean…yummy…mmmm ~licks her book!~
True Blood (the series) is very close to the books. I highly recommend it. I was quite impressed with HBO.
I’ve only read up to the second book, but there are SO many similarities between that series and the Twilight series. And Dead Until Dark came first…Stephanie Meyer is a complete rip-off artist.
It just ticks me off cuz all these fangirls are obsessed with that stupid series but I would bet money that none of them have read the “True Blood” series.
*goes a’ huntin’ for Dead Until Dark on Amazon*
Hmm, at first the series is very close to the books, but at a certain point many things are completely different from the book(in the first one at least, which is all I’ve read at the moment), a few basic things were there but pretty much all of the events that took place in the show were completely different than what was actually in the book(unless they were trying to cut out unneccessary parts where nothing happens really, and combine some of the things that happened in the rest of the series rather than have about 8 seasons.)
I read it and watched the show on dvd, put the books to shame………………..and had nothing to do or be similar to Twighlight, your argument is moot. And I did. Fail, you do.
you don´t have to be a fangirl to be sick of the same joke being repeated a million times.
in the end, they just sparkle. big deal. it´s not the end of the world. it´s silly, sure, but it´s not a sin to the literary world… if anything, her writing style is that.
Er they only sparkle in sunlight not street lights?
More sparkling jokes. Hee hee, ho ho.
Seriously, this is getting old.
i’m tired of listening about twilight.
there needs to be more original things on this,
vamps dont sparkle, WE GET IT ALREADY
Actually, they AREN’T REAL!
this.
Well sure, but vampire myths have been around and have been consistent for a long time. If I’m reading a book about a vampire and he steps into the sunlight, I expect him to start burning, not sparkle. Sparkling vampires are weird and lame. Having said that, I’m over these captions.
Yea Twilight jokes are overdone.
but this one wasn’t even well done because obviously in the picture it’s freakin dark outside. DUR.
Nobody seems to enjoy the twilight captions. Who keeps making them?
Or are the people who find this funny too embarrassed to post and confess?
Good lord. I’ve never seen the movie or read the books, but the idea of a vampire sparkling isn’t that ridiculous in the first place. Besides that, have you people ever heard of flogging a dead horse? Well, you definitely are nearing an epic win on how many times you’ve done it.
blood (based on anime) movie is coming out soon
I heard its not coming out in North America. I’m kinda glad though, the blonde samurai chick threw me off.
Another freaking Twilight lol. GAWD, please give it a rest.
Meh, 10 years from now there’s going to be something else that everyone is going to discuss their hatred for.
<3 clint he is teh awesome…as far as sparkling vampires…they are works of fiction…your arguments moot and annoying…please die in real life
Maybe he’s not talking about Twilight, maybe there talking about Charlie the Unicorn amulets. Sparkle Sparkle!
…you, my friend, have some issues…
Were you aware that it’s blatantly obvious that you two are the same person?
LEAVE TWILIGHT ALONE!!!! WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU!!! THEIR HAVING PROBLEMS AS IT IS!!! DO YOU THINK IT’S EASY TO PAY FOR CHILD CARE ON A HALF-VAMPIRE BABY?!?!? DO YOU THINK IT’S EASY TO LIVE ON ANIMAL BLOOD INSTEAD OF HUMAN BLOOD FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE? THE SERIES COULD INSTEAD BE ABOUT VAMPIRES KILLING PEOPLE AND SUCKING OUT THEIR BLOOD WHEN THEY’RE SLEEPING! MAYBE THE VAMPIRES WILL GO DO IT TO YOU!!! THEY’RE NOT HUMAN! AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS MAKE JOKES ABOUT HOW THEY SPARKLE! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU SPARKLED? EVERYONE WOULD THINK YOU WERE A FREAK! YOU’D HAVE TO STAY OUT OF THE SUN OR ELSE EVERYONE WOULD THINK THAT YOU WERE GAY! AND IF YOU’RE A GIRL, THEY WOULD THINK THAT YOU WERE SOME FREAKING POPSTAR THAT HAS A TOTAL SELF-IMAGE PROBLEM. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE COMPARED TO BRITNEY SPEARS? I KNOW THEY’RE NOT HUMAN, SO YOU CAN’T REALLY RELATE TO THEM, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN WE SHOULDN’T CARE ABOUT THEM. MAYBE THEY’LL JUST CLIMB IN YOUR WINDOW ONE NIGHT AND SUCK ALL YOUR BLOOD OUT AND LEAVE YOU DEAD. DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT? LEAVE TWILIGHT ALONE!
I’m going to go ahead and and quote you here:
“…you, my friend, have some issues…”
y’know, I was pretty sure that was the same person. I’m glad you noticed it too.
jackhole (not you Taco…you’re cool. LOL)
You know it’s sarcasm, right? He’s imitating Chris Crocker.
Obviously. Nobody could be THAT much of an idiot. Even hardcore Twilight fangirls would be a bit freaked by what our resident schizo just said.
you know….coming from an intelligent twilight fan…
you need to stfu.
That my friend, is an oxymoron.
Intelligent Twilight fans are like unicorns — They don’t exist.
I’m not even going to read this mess in its entirety, but seriously… calm down. If you can’t do it through breathing exercises or thinking logically, they make medication for that. Someone ought to recaption this as Clint Eastwood coming to shoot you with a tranquilizer.
O.K. Deep breathes now. Okay turn off the caps lock and step away from the key board. You are not getting anywhere with arguments by adding unnecessary exclamation points.
Oooo, either very veiled sarcasm, or lunatic fankid.
Not very veiled. This is a Chris Crocker “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!” reference.
Look retard; even if you have a a point worth reading, what makes you think that anyone is going to give a shout that length a read to find out? I didn’t bother, somply because it’s a shout.
Paws, It’s a chris crocker imitation. That’s why it’s in caps. It’s a sarcastic reference.. -facepalm- guys, we’re having a serious knowledge of celebrities on celebrity-lols fail here.
Who the deuce is Chris Crocker?
Someone nobody cares about or should care about.
Seriously, someone this person has never even heard of before, so why I should get the aledged reference is beyond me.
Youtube video that got quite famous. Link in my name.
“Rah rah rah, I didn’t get the reference, therefore I’m absolved of responsibility for taking the post at face value, rah rah rah.”
please, on behalf of sane twilight fans such as myself, STOP MAKING US LOOK LIKE MORONS!
Learn to use proper grammar and capitalization and I’ll consider it.
Wait… Now I would like to know where you get off defending something that inherently ridiculous and then making your own stupid point fizzle out because of the way you made it. Humans don’t sparkle. Vampire don’t sparkle. If I saw a person on the street begin to slitter when sunlight hit them, I would scream, “AAAHHHHHH!!! AN ALIEN!!!” And then I would run away. Vampires don’t exist so please stop this stupid crap about how you think it’s okay to mess with the mythology just because you think that fug-ass Robert Pattinson is cute. Grow the Hell up.
you really are fan…. lame BTW i do enjoy funny pictures of twilight and other things cmon give it a laugh
Too bad that’s not a crossbow with stakes that he has there. Even so, the Twilight jokes about sparkling, sugar frosted vampires were only funny the first time.
In the words of a fangirl I once had an interesting conversation with: “EDWARD CAN’T DIE FROM STAKES! YOU HAVE TO BURN HIM! AND EVEN THEN HE CAN’T DIE BECAUSE HE’S HOT! AND HOT PEOPLE CAN’T DIE!” O_o
But whatever, I want one of those crossbows. Maybe I’ll set one on fire and have fun with target practice.
Hey, you know whats an AWESOME vampire book/movie? Let The Right One In. Lets discuss that from now on, since we all agree Twilight sucks, which means it DOES NOT deserve any attention at all.
Although yeah, Clint Eastwood as a vampire hunter is pretty cool.
Checked Amazon, pretty original idea (either first or second time anyone’s done this AFAIK, with “Being Human” as the other candidate), added to next order.
Dude, i LOVE you!
I HATE TWILIGHT!!!!
I agree.
Also,
True Blood is similar to Twilight, yet superior by far.
Though the ‘anti-twilight jokes’ might be getting old, it’s still fun to saave the pictures, and then e-mail them to my fan-girl friends.
Then I get hate-mail.
It will be time to stop making fun of Twilight when the last Twikkie* is smothered by the ashes of the last sparkly vampire.
Not before.
*Twikkie, noun:
1. a fan of Twilight who is obsessive and fangirlish to the point of being like a Trekkie is with Star Trek.
2. In other words, all of them.
actually, most twilight fans are not crazy, like myself. i totally understand hatred of the books, but the sparkle thing is a stupid thing to complain about… they are just sparkles. no big deal.
I like how all the avatars on this thread are pink.
Oh, damn. I messed it up, didn’t I?
Wrong weapon fail. One does not simply walk into Mordor… er I mean one does not simply shoot a vampire with a shotgun. That’s a good way to get your head pulled off.
I LOLED SO HARD.
..this would make a great movie crossover.
wow. this “vampire sparkle joke” is getting old. real old the brokeback mountain one was funny, but now it’s over. move on. I know haters love it, but PLEASE LET IT ALONE. you are getting on the nerves of fans, semi-fans and neutrals.
Oh, sorry. How awful of us.
vampires DO NOT SPARKLE
Haha lmao. Nice.
I am glad that haters are just this twisted, so it is easier to see the sane of lovers.
xD I never get tired of the pictures. I hate vampires period and think that they should all crumble up and die. Lycans are so much better, same with werewolves.
LOL