TRUE EVIL
Always wears pink
(Imelda Staunton)
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that is great information, but what does this have to do with the Harry Potter character Prof. Umbridge, played by Imelda Staunton?
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I love the books and I always hated her more than any other character. She always seemed more evil than Voldemort. Umbridge is fantastic and for a writer to be able to produce such loathing is brilliant. Other writers create loathing accidentally, by ruining horror creatures for example. They should be made to write their next books with Umbridge’s magic quill to learn how to actually write.
True that.
I always hated Cho Chang also. I’d love nothing more than to punch her in the face.
She’s from Greenock, man. She’d punch you right back.
Ouch, I dated a couple of girls from Greenock (at different times of course), so I agree. I wouldn’t want to piss her off!
I really disliked this character SO much! She’s like that smug teacher who hates you and has that group of teacher’s pets that you hate. In fact, I actually liked Snape more.
Everybody loves Snape.
I love Snape so much I could eat him. He’s my favourite.
Have you SEEN how fluffy his hair is in the new film?! I just couldn’t get over it! He looks so pretty ^_^
*looks around*
Uhh… guys?
My take on Umbridge is she was a Muggle who tried to hide her heritage, even managing to convince the Sorting Hat to place her in Slytherin despite Salazar Slytherin’s desire to only educate the pure bloods (but the hat would accept half-bloods, too). Also, we never saw her forearms, so even though it was never stated, I would be willing to bet she was actually a Death Eater planted in the Ministry during the First Wizarding War who was probably not known to most of the other Death Eaters, with the possible exception to the ones who died. Her extreme venom against muggle-borns could be similar to Hitler’s hatred of Jews as a way to mask his own ancestry.
i hate her but i love the 5th book. UNLIKE the 2nd book with gilderoy lockhart. i feckin HATED that book all because of that character. In a way Umbrige knows her own evil, but Lockhart is so unequivically smug and self absorbed that I hate him the most of any character in her books.
I’d pretty much agree. In fact my reaction to the second film was that there should have been a warning about Kenneth Brannagh’s acting in that role!
God, she’s why I HATED that film, facist lady-dog!
Really ruined it for me. >:(
If you read the book, she’s MORE evil, possibly.
Umbridge’s character MADE the fifth book (and movie) because she was so evil, but she was on the “right side” of the fight. It was contradictory.
Lawful Evil
Viva la Neverwinter nights!!
umbridge is freakin evil. gah! i wonder what it was like to act out such an evil part. must’ve scarred her for life
actually, evil characters are fun to act out.
i thought her role was a little over-powering in the movie to.
Bad guy versus good guy theme.
I believed devil wore Prada, not pink…
The devil wears prada, true evil wears pink ^_~
Might be compatible, therefore both, too.
Hem Hem!
Eek! *sends in the centaurs*
“She shows signs of life when you do this. Click clop, click clop.”
But what about Victoria’s Secret pink? Is that evil, too?
Oh God. That gave me horrible, HORRIBLE, mental images.
what…
*sudden realization*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Hem Hem! I understand where you all are coming from but you need to keep in mind that she was created to be an opposite of Harry which in essence does make it a good vs evil scenario. Umbridge was a large part of the book and to be honest they took out some really funny hate Umbridge parts from the movie. She did a really good job though I wish they had someone who looked more like a toad.
Just finished this book to get ready for the new movie in July. Just started HBP.
Haha I concur with the more toad-like part.
They constantly reminded you in the book that she was toad-like.
And who they choose is honestly,not remotely toad-like at all.
I cannot wait for Half Blood Prince to come out,it’s going to be spectacular =]
You’re only on the fifth?!
Read, Pickle, READ!!
ummmm who is she?
She is Imelda Staunton, here playing the character of Dolores Umbridge in the movie adaptation of J.K. Rowling’s “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix”
Clues in the picture captioning, and other comments, if peepers had bothered to actually read them.
What is this “reading” thing you speak of?
Only in the comments. I tried to figure out who it was by the caption and failed, even though I had read the book. I just haven’t seen the movie.
Too true! You should see my best friend Claire, who will be evil dictator of the wo- oops! I’ve said too much…
correction – pink houndstooth check. Regular houndstooth is the common property of standard evil. And restaurant kitchen employees.
Hem hem! Man, I had a HR manager like this once. Evil woman, the scourge of our office. She even LOOKED like her! I kept envisioning this beast while I was reading the book and it just made me loathe her even more. I thought the casting for the movie was spot on. Made my skin crawl.
oh god
I still haven’t forgiven them for not casting Dawn French in this role.
Of course, maybe part of my problem was how much they downplayed her evilness in the movie.
thats too nice just to burn her. you gotta really torture her.
……
no torture is to evil enough for her! GAH!
…Jonas Brothers…?
or twilight…?
I saw force her to watch Twilight, then make her listen to the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, then watch the Highschool Musical series, THEN have her read twilight, if she has survived all this, she will kill herself within the month
Her nose. It looks like an electrical outlet.
No Bonnet?
Anyone else think she looks like a more evil Will Ferrell?
YES!!! Totally.
May she rot in Azkaban. (Where she ultimately ended up after the 7th book)
Thank you for the spoiler, Hatsuyuki. I haven’t read the books. I prefer to wait until after the movies so I won’t have to be disappointed in the characters as so many people here are. Please post a warning before you post another spoiler. Thank you.
then i guess we shouldn’t tell you that hermione ends up having snape’s baby, harry and ron run off together to join a commune, and voldemort turns good after he accidentally drinks a reversonallity potion meant to turn harry evil?
sorry, i didn’t mean to spoil it for you.
HAH! Excellent rejoinder!!!
THAT’S TOTALY FALSE! >8O XD this is what REALLY REALLY happens…I go to the Harry Potter demension and turnback time with a time wtwisting stone. then I bring Sondra to hogwarts and she falls for Proffesor Snape! in the end, no one really dies!
I swear, i had a math teacher who acted JUST like her in 9th grade D: oh how i loathed her.
Kept wanting to scream at her while reading the book….
I had an English teacher like her in 8th grade… when I read the book, that’s who I pictured: my 8th grade English teacher |D
And they forgot the bow in the movie >:
Didn’t they also forget the Kitty picture in her office? and all the pink fluffy things?
im in 8th and even i pictured my English teacher when i read the book (yes i read it recently but its AWESOME!!)
“Give her hell from us, Peeves!”
what’s wrong with pink?