STEPHEN HAWKING
His brain could kick your brain’s ass anyday.
(Stephen Hawking)
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Indeed.
I didn’t say IT. So I feel proud of myself now.
You know it!
his superseat sure as hell has some function to kick your ass – see simpsons
Not true. What about future geniuses?
Ps. Socrate’s or Archimede’s brain could kick Hawking’s brain ass any day.
No way, dude. Socrates never wrote a word and a bunch of the stuff they say about Archimedes either he didn’t do or it didn’t work — see the Mythbusters.
But Da Vinci’s brain could like Hawking’s brain’s ass, because Da Vinci was an artist as well as a scientist and engineer.
Sorry, that’s “kick” not “like.” Although Da Vinci’s brain might have liked Hawking’s brain as well as kicking it’s ass.
And licking.
It did actually. Socrates and Archimedes are two of the few giants DaVinci, Newton, Gauss, Einstein etc. standed upon to further in their theories.
Euclid, Thales, without them there would be no maths as it is known today, or philosophy for that matter.
Mythbusters? You’re joking, right? I mean, it’s a cute show, but don’t mistake it for actual real science. They don’t take variables into account, don’t consider anything that could unintentionally affect the results of their ‘experiments’, and then pronounce it finished after only one trial.
Also, on an unrelated note, there is no such word as “anyday”.
I agree the Mythbusters isn’t science, but when they demonstrate that something doesn’t work, it usually doesn’t. Like setting ships on fire with bronze mirrors.
Yeah, too bad about the “anyday.” The one flaw in the picture.
Or what about Einstein’s?
The problem with comparing people is the relative education they got. Homeschooled kids like Darwin and the Greeks should get a bonus, while people who had first class education like Hawking should lose a few points, even more so because he knew his illness would eventually render only his brain functional. Like he said in the ’70s in an interview (source: “The black hole war” by Susskind, his rival and friend who outsmarted him): his illness was the best thing that ever happened to him. He put all his eggs in one basket.
Einstein worked without the help of others, causing an even greater paradigm shift than Hawking, and was wrong only once (just like Hawking).
Socrates talked a lot of crap. Have you actually read one of Plato’s books about him? He makes loads of logical mistakes, and in his Apologia he constantly justifies his actions and ideas by saying he must remain consistant (i.e. he doesn’t want to admit his mistakes).
Almost every story about Archimedes has been diluted by urban legends. The only thing we are sure he was responsible for was the discovery of the water principles. That puts him below Newton (who also made several numerical theories based on what he saw), let alone Einstein or Hawking who both discovered several things.
So sorry, Hawking would kick ancient Greek ass. And in my opinion, Einstein would kick everybody’s ass. (at least of those who are now older than 30 and have thus had time to produce work).
No. Hawking and Einstein stand upon giants’ arms. Those giants were Euclid, Archimedes, Socrates (it takes a deeper philosophy to understand what he said -all was intentional), Plato and many many more.
Newton confessed it himself.
Plato was a totalitarian *bleep*tard, and not a giant in any way. The other ones, I agree.
“He makes loads of logical mistakes, and in his Apologia he constantly justifies his actions and ideas by saying he must remain consistant”
So did Plato. Except Plato did it to defend evil. And you need also to realize that Platos accounts of what Socrates said are to a large part his own fantasies. Plato put his own ideas into Socrates mouth to give them legitimacy.
Greek mathematics was great. Greek philosophy was mostly crap. The Philosphers that seemed to have reasonable things to say, like Socrates and Democritos, are mostly lost in history, so we don’t really know what they said for sure.
But neither of them could fathom the kind of science that hawking thought of. This is the guy that created the idea of black holes and endless points in space. That was day dream to Socrates Archimedes, plus they did a lot of social sciences.
And Archimedes thought of maths as they are today. He, in a way, thought of MATHS, something Hawking counted upon for his theory of black holes.
I don’t think so man. Socrate’s never really did any real scientific work. He was more into ethics and morals. His contribution to the scientific method while still very important is nowhere near the work that Hawking does. Archimedes was a hell of a scientist, but honesty he didn’t have to do the science Hawking does either. The real guy who could have kicked Hawking’s brain’s ass would of course be Einstein. Hawking had made his major discoveries in the field of space-time, which Einstein of course invented.
stephen hawking has an iq (which mean intelligence quotient, and the larger it is the smarter the peson)that is over 200 where no one in the history of mankind could even get close to
This is so fu(king lame.
As was your comment.
As is your face. And his body.
no but your brain is.
Before or after he dumped his wife who stood by him for 20+ years? As soon as he became famous (and rich), he dumped her for his younger, prettier nurse; geniuses (or would that be “geniui”?) apparently can be tools like the rest of the world.
He ran over my cat, too.
Butthole.
4.5? Come on, I know it’s true, but I doubt I have seen a more boring, uninspired picture on this site.
What, you want to see him striking a stupid pose on a red carpet like all the mindless twits who pass for celebrities these days?
No, dumb@ss. It’s just NOT FUNNY!
I think it’s effin’ hilarious, and if it’s not funny to you, why are you still hanging around here? Go find some lame “Jonas Brothers are gay” picture to enjoy.
It truly can.
People think I’m smart… because I talk in a RO-BOT voice
Not if I pushed his wheel chair over.
About his robot voice– I heard that he was extremely annoyed the voice has an American accent.
Steven Hawkins is one of the most amazing brains alive, and why does it matter that Socrates and Archimedes might have been more inteligent? All of them are great people who have amazing minds, and they all deserve respect. It’s unfortunate that he got the desease that made him the way he is, but miraculous that he was able to design a machine that would allow him to comunicate with the outside world (Correct me if I’m wrong). All you people who hate him because he is different, well, take a good look at yourselves. I don’t see how you think you’re better than him.
P.S. I dont really care about comments saying what a jerk/wierdo/troll etc. this is my opinion
He is phenomenally brilliant and incredibly lucky too — normally the disease kills people faster. We’re all better off for it.
However, in fairness, he didn’t design the machine himself. He bought it from a company that makes them for people in his situation.
correction: Stephen Hawking, I wrote Steven Hawkins in my last post
I think that his brain could probably kick any of our bodies as we well as our brains
I think his brain could even kick Chuck Norris’ ass.
Agree:)
He is so smart his brain has convinced his 67 year old body that in fact he has only been sick for about two years out of the three he was given to live when he was 21.
That’s pretty smart!
Timmmaaaaaaah
Hawking is a genius and a great writer as well. Being a genius is one thing, being one who can eloquently explain what they know in terms that any can understand is something extra.
“Wishful thinking. We have long since evolved beyond the need for asses”
You people are really nerdy lol
You know it!
I agree, people are way too critizizing, he has the mind of a sharp knife, finding ways to win, and to live.
My brain has an ass?! o.O
yeah thanks for the bridgwater down load steven dont know who made it but its bloody funny
hes a brilliant man…
You all making bad or -ve comments about scientists are J**ka*s and retarded. Go get a mirror and watch your self. I wonder if you all such retarded guys even know 3rd grade maths or science.
for real, i have searched for ass brain on Google then in a jiffy i am with the abundant amount of ass brains here. some stupid may propagate that Nikola Tesla had mad scientist ideas like death ray, in vacuum but indeed he was the only one specific person that has contributed to humanity scientifically and practically with vision and character. with my respect to all other scientist except brute forcing Edison and alike philo. Tomorrow always wins, Tesla’s wisdom are for future.
Hawking gets extra kudos for being stuck by a disease that leaves him immobile and still kicking ass with his brain. If he was born 100 years earlier we would be without his knowledge. The dude rocks. I also believe Tesla is one of the most underated scientist to ever live. He is the one who made AC current main stream and kicked Edison’s ass with his DC current. Heck we’re talking lightning rod, remote control, electroshock weapon, radio, and many more.
not as smart as people say he is. he doesn’t believe in God!
Funny how many of the small amount of intelligent people on this planet are Athiests, is it not?
UMM MAYBE HE COULD. does anyone else see the irony in him not being able to cerebral plasy ?