Because Jazz Hands Got Old
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FIRST !
Ezra Meeker (December 29, 1830–December 3, 1928) was an early pioneer who traveled the Oregon Trail by ox cart as a young man. Beginning in his 70s, he worked tirelessly to memorialize the trail, repeatedly retracing the trip of his youth. He was the principal founder of Puyallup, Washington.
Meeker was born in Huntsville, Ohio, to Jacob and Phoebe Meeker; his family relocated to Indiana in 1840. Married in 1851, in 1852, with his wife and his newborn son Marian, he headed to the Oregon Territory during the era of the donation land claims, ending up near Puget Sound. They settled permanently in Puyallup in 1862, where Meeker began growing hops for brewing beer.
By 1885 his business had made him wealthy. His wife Eliza Jane convinced him to allow her to build a mansion similar to those she had seen in Europe. Three years and $26,000 later, her mansion was finished. However, in 1891 an infestation of hops aphids destroyed his crops and nearly ruined him. He subsequently tried a number of ventures, including dehydrating fruits and vegetables, working on packaging milk in paper containers, and four largely unsuccessful trips to the Klondike looking for gold. He also wrote a novel about his experiences on the trip west.
Meeker is an important figure in what is now the southern portion of King County and the eastern parts of Pierce County. A statue to Meeker was erected near the Puyallup Library in 1926.
These are more annoying than people who type “First”
WIN!!!
You have just died of dysentery.
This was one of the many ways of dieing in the classic educational text game “Oregon Trail”, which may have been inspired by the life ot Ezra Meeker.
I think that should be the new response to firsters: “You have just died of dysentery.”
I second that.
I grew up in puyallup.
lolz i go to SEATTLE to visit my family
wat the heck?! y right about that?! ur weird!!!!!
Jazz boobs!
Fembots, flamethrower edition!
Brings a whole new meaning to “techno boobs”.
… What was the old meaning?? O_o
robot boobs
Firefox 3.5 has been released !
Get it like it’s hot!!
Firefox came out of lady gaga’s boobs?!
WWooowww!!!!
Awsome!!!!!
nub
Best comment ever.
this is just stupid as hell
agreed. down right retarded…. pop culture and it’s retardation of the masses.
anyone else thinks this looks nasty?
me. i mean, she already looks stupid with that cage top on, i mean, really.
Totally. Lactation gone bad.
I like how the caption conveniently covers up her crotch.
I do, too. Seriously.
At least we know she waxes…
That is to help hide the well-concealed franks and beans. Gaga is just redoing RuPaul’s tranny act except “she” is not revealing the truth. The man face is a dead giveaway though. It’s probably just all some elaborate prank. When the truth comes out, there’s going to be a lot of confused hetero dudes out there.
Say what you will about the GaGa, at least she’s not just like everyone else.
Apparently that’s the only thing anyone can say nice about her…
Lose: Ever since I heard he being interviewed, I’ve thought she’s intelligent (and good looking too, which is a nice plus). Her music is utterly unmemorable though, which is a disadvantage for a singer.
I agree. ^-^
And really, besides Poker Face (which I dislike), her music is not bad at all.
Um, what she’s doing in this picture is a take-off from what Satan’s Angel has been doing for over 40 years.
Well that depends on your definition. Shes not like any one other person but gosh if I dont see a TON of people mixed together in this outfit. Main one: Madonna.
ummmm …. several people have said she’s like someone else on here … RuPaul (above) and Satan’s Angel – very little in entertainment is truly original.
Yes, she’s the lady who wants to take a ride on your disco stick.
She’s not different, she tries to be different…. too hard… and fails…. miserably
Satan’s Angel and her Fire Tassel Twirling Queens have SO got this beat.
http://www.satansangel.com
I’d charitably suggest she’s performing her career ironically, but it’s hard to imagine risking singed nips for wry, largely unrecognized humor.
…So that’s why they invented spark boobs
What’s that noise?
Oh, it’s the sound of Madonna and Jean Paul Gaultier pounding their heads on the floor and screaming “Why didn’t I think of that first!!!”
Fembot?
if so must be a beta version, it needs some more work.
And Lord knows, if there’s one application of robotics that’s going to have bugs, it’s the fembots. Oh well, at least they worked out the “massacre anyone who stands between them and chocolate, 5 days out of every month” bug.
They did fix that bug, right? I’d check myself, but I’m afraid to open the box mine came in.
wtf
HOW HAS NO ONE SAID MACHINE GUN JUMBLIES YET!? Damn you internet, you’ve let me down again.
STAND BACK MADONNA, YOURS DONT HAVE PYROTECNICS!
Maybe its just me but I find the cap in the background funnier than anything else in the shot. Is she part of the act or legit?
errr cop
Ahh, I see she has Boob Sparklers! The latest in 4th of July Must Haves!!
i don’t dig her music, but i think this freakin rules.
This Is what hapens when you put too much *POP* in techno
She would much rather risk having her breasts set on fire.
I’d hit that
You do realize that Gaga is doing the RuPaul tranny act don’t you? The definite man face gives it away. It’s hilarious how many straight guys are being hooked into seeing “her” as a sex symbol and likely using pics as spank bank material. When the hoax is finally revealed, there’s going to be a lot of confused guys out there. In the best Austin Power’s voice: “SHE’S A MAN, BABY!”
She used to be pretty, before she dipped herself in this huge vat of liquid conture.
She’s just too “out there” to be remembered for her music. She’ll be barely remembered in 10 years.
Not sure being remembered for sparkly boobs is the way to go!
Hellisch Breastfeeding? xD
Classy.
Just looking at that makes my boobs hurt D=
Rammstein-esquey stunts, she’s doin’ it right.
oh. my. goodness.
Does anyone else see the next Madonna?
Wow, I guess this is what Monty Python meant by nipples exploding with delight…..
….I was wondered how to get taken seriously as an artist…
I’m just waiting to see the follow up video where her boobs are set on fire. Somehow I’m thinking guys would find that more entertaining than “bottle rocket boobs”.
…so they made rock boobs?
It only makes me wanna see her nekked more
I just keep looking at her crotch. I mean, what -is- that peeking out??!?!
the caption? or do you think the caption is covering up something else!? OH MY GOD!!!!
And people wonder why there are gay men?
That looks… really painful and dangerous. EXPLODING BOOBS! :O
LOLZ UR RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha!
she looks like an alien giving birth !! XD
omg! ur weird!!!!!!!!!
When hellboy misses his breast feeding times, things can go very wrong.
thats kinda gross………
win.
Pah, her stylist must’ve run out of ideas… copying Fembots…
Send in Austin Powers and make her head asplode! ^^
exploding chests are in these days?
lolz thats weird!!!!!! y the heck is water comin outa her boobs? Is that lady gaga? lolz