Comments on: This is why your cat

By: Baldgorila

Baldgorila — Tue, 18 May 2010 16:02:30 +0000

Im Sorry Buther expression denotes that the burger is kissing her neck while gentley working her lady bits. Doesn’t Look like eating it has even crossed her mind.

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novaform elite isotonic memory foam mattress topper — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 00:46:24 +0000

because of this, i could never enjoy a burger like how I used to.

By: Luc

Luc — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 14:26:36 +0000

I’d hit that,with a baseball bat.

By: Maas

Maas — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:16:54 +0000

What, with the skeleton cheekbones? I’m with you on that one.

She can haz cheezburger?

By: aerialbomber

aerialbomber — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:14:16 +0000

If only she would actually eat the whole thing.

Or someone would force feed her it.

By: iheartarchuleta

iheartarchuleta — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:06:38 +0000

???

By: Vikotnik

Vikotnik — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 05:52:54 +0000

Nice body, but I hate the way her face looks :I

By: RLcTstealth

RLcTstealth — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:36:15 +0000

I propose a game; whoever guesses closest to the amount of time after eating the cheeseburger she runs to the bathroom to throw it up wins a gift card to Best Buy. It’s used though. so, enjoy the $3 remaining on it while you buy some M&Ms in the checkout isle.

By: lolwhut

lolwhut — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:12:43 +0000

Not unless I was wearing sanitary gloves first.

By: pinkskittles

pinkskittles — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:22:16 +0000

i think i just threw up a little….

By: Em

Em — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:18:15 +0000

LOL

By: Mel

Mel — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 03:57:32 +0000

holy crap, epic cameltoe

By: mjc

mjc — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 07:08:24 +0000

I see no hot chicks in this photo.

By: azirathas

azirathas — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 06:38:22 +0000

O you can, all depends on your metabolic rate ^.^

By: Me

Me — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 17:45:53 +0000

True that

By: 1stboybandfan

1stboybandfan — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:06:17 +0000

No, that is why Nick Carter lost interest in thinking women. That is also why the Backstreet Boys became shovenist pigs and fat ones at that. Poor Paris, she doesn’t deserve some of the crap she gets now, but they sure deserve hers. As for the blogger, Perez, I respect the gay community, but I dislike him, he way too rude and valgur for me to read all the time at least and he puts too much on his website to the point, I can’t even get on to read it or post. You think with what he is getting paid, he could or would.

By: rachel mawbey

rachel mawbey — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:03:50 +0000

yes u can….i eat crap all the time and i still look fantastic…and on top of that i have had 4 kids and i have managed to stay at a healthy 65 kgs without exercising or dieting. get that into ya

By: Meh

Meh — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:44:42 +0000

Just had to throw my 2 cents in. Paris is hideous, but there is a different angle of this shot, that is the only time I have EVER thought she looked any good. Sadly, it’s already been shown how poor her bedroom skills are…

By: Tyche

Tyche — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:44:52 +0000

You can if you barf them back up promptly after eating them, but we call that a disorder and you will be shunned for it.

By: DarkHawke

DarkHawke — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:37:47 +0000

Can’t help but agree. Yeah, slutty, stupid and ridiculously overexposed…but DAAAAAAAYYYYYYMMM!

By: Bryonia

Bryonia — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:27:07 +0000

Is safe to continue eating cheezburgers. Paris is not eating it. She’s shunning it.

By: Bobof

Bobof — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:27:01 +0000

the burger is a lie, see would never eat so “much” ^^

By: Lucy

Lucy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:25:56 +0000

Really? That’s all it takes to make a person tap worthy to you? Low standards. What say you to Fabio?

By: Bec

Bec — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:09:23 +0000

The head looks too small for the body….somehow I doubt she even posed for this, either way it is very offputting!

By: LadyLuck

LadyLuck — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:36:42 +0000

Do you think that if she eats it she can give it herpes?

By: mamarosa

mamarosa — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:47:19 +0000

that’s the cheezburger mocking her.

By: Claire

Claire — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:45:25 +0000

I am just disgusted by the fact the costume is so tiny you can see part of her snatch. Eww….

By: Mordaris

Mordaris — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:26:33 +0000

No, sorry. Maybe YOU would hit it, but bags of antlers with hair extensions != hot.

By: ladykitteh

ladykitteh — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:24:28 +0000

Gotta love the way she turns her head away in disgust, though.

By: Tempestates

Tempestates — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:48:03 +0000

Oh those poor kittehs. Starving to death.

By: wishfulspirit7

wishfulspirit7 — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:53:58 +0000

I know that, but you can’t eat them often and look like that.

By: Shisno

Shisno — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:16:16 +0000

Your use of the word “hot” to describe Paris Hilton is incorrect, sir.

By: lol

lol — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:11:44 +0000

But your pole isn’t ten feet so you’re safe.

By: Paz

Paz — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:13:21 +0000

I could try, but my finger would disintergrate in the tapping process.

By: Never

Never — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:55:17 +0000

LOL. That is so not true, I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole. she is so nasty.

By: SirBaggsQHeadington

SirBaggsQHeadington — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:52:29 +0000

Of course.

With a 50. cal bullet.

By: Shameless

Shameless — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:49:42 +0000

It wasn’t JUST my cat that lost interest. Or had to go use mind bleach…

Or wanted to dig out our eyes.

By: Walter Schellenbier

Walter Schellenbier — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:29:03 +0000

Would tap that, since she has long hair in that pic.

By: Walter Schellenbier

Walter Schellenbier — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:28:01 +0000

How would you know that she has never had a burger before? It’s not impossible for a hot chick to have eaten a burger in her life.

By: DAVID J

DAVID J — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:16:30 +0000

Nah. Too skinny. Maybe after a few of those cheeseburgers…

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bing pwns google foshizzle! — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:00:40 +0000

would you tap that?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:19:14 +0000

Now available for a limited time only:-

Paris Hilton, flame-grilled by ROFLrazzi!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:07:15 +0000

You mean”…it. We all have.” surely?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:06:26 +0000

Iz a cheezbrgr in teh pic?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:05:20 +0000

Congratulations; you’re about to go where more or less everyone has gone before! ;->

By: Hurricane

Hurricane — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:44:41 +0000

thing is you would still hit it. We all would.

By: mamarosa

mamarosa — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:42:11 +0000

It’s a prop.

By: i_am_#1

i_am_#1 — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:56:38 +0000

After seeing that pic, my cat has officially gone vegan!

By: i_am_#1

i_am_#1 — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:55:32 +0000

That’s hilarious! Thanks for my laugh of the day!

By: KaBooM

KaBooM — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:48:23 +0000

Say what you will, she looks good in that pic!