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if you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has
more money than you

(Chuck Norris)

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This lol celeb picture was posted on Thursday, July 9th, 2009 at 2:00 pm.

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  1. Vista says:
    July 9, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    Belongs in failblog.

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  2. Starsky says:
    July 9, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    More like “If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, how much money does Chuck Norris have? — All of it”

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  3. Kalashnikov says:
    July 9, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    That is obvious.

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  4. rshudson82 says:
    July 9, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    They say that beneath his beard, there is no chin – there is only another fist.

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  5. Gary says:
    July 9, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    Oh look it’s four years ago! MY TIME MACHINE WORKED!

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  6. Ichi says:
    July 9, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    what happened to actual celebrity lols?

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  7. Pogonip says:
    July 9, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    He’ll take your $5 and sell you a Toe All Gym for just pinnies a day.

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  8. cameron says:
    July 9, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    hey! you stole that from me!!! lol idk but i heard that one a few weeks ago and someone asked a chuck norris question on yahoo answers and i answered that joke.

    lol nice one tho

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  9. Inked_Hippie says:
    July 9, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    seriously people…it’s neither creative nor funny to steal jokes off one website, slap them on a picture and post them on another website.

    We’ve all been to ChuckNorrisFacts dot com. Try something original next time.

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    • mjc says:
      July 9, 2009 at 5:32 pm

      Seriously people… It’s neither creative nor funny to complain about the pictures that get posted. If you don’t like it, go vote against them on the vote page.

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      • HellHathNoFury says:
        July 9, 2009 at 6:10 pm

        Seriously people… it’s neither creative nor funny to respond rudely to other people’s comments. If you don’t like it, don’t waste your time responding.
        *Yes, epic ‘defeating own purpose’ FAIL.*

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  10. Blarg says:
    July 9, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris

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  11. Tytoon says:
    July 9, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    if you have ONE MILLION DOLLERS (Places pinky in mouth) and chuck has five he still has more money than you

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  12. MK1K says:
    July 9, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    Not funny, and I didn’t read one funny comment here either.

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  13. Baldrick says:
    July 10, 2009 at 12:00 am

    The picture looks a lot like Chuck trying to figure out how to count to five with his fingers.

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  14. Azkyroth says:
    July 10, 2009 at 12:55 am

    But based on his public statements about science and politics, the five dollar bill is smarter than Chuck Norris, and odds are “you” are too.

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  15. Alnect Computer says:
    July 10, 2009 at 1:46 am

    hahahaha
    chuck! chuck! :D

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  16. Kev says:
    July 10, 2009 at 6:20 am

    A guy who thinks that other people’s kids should be taught his religious beliefs in science class does not deserve to be put on an internet pedestal like this.

    I mean, Kirk Cameron is rightly brushed off for pushing creationism in science class, why isn’t Chuck Norris?

    And I’m not attacking their religious beliefs, that’s their prerogative. I’m reacting to their insistence that creationism is science. I have religious beliefs too, but they have nothing to do with science.

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  17. Dinkus says:
    July 10, 2009 at 7:03 am

    And look at how poorly the buttons are photoshopped onto this pic.

    The first one is on the wrong side, and the third one is crisp in focus, when his hands are not and right next to it.

    And I agree with above statements on how its not funny to just copy endless amounts of norris jokes and post them under his face, to post them here.

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    • Inked_Hippie says:
      July 10, 2009 at 12:09 pm

      The first button isn’t actually buttoned…the shirt is open at the top. Not saying it’s not photoshopped but that’s why it seems off.

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  18. nataliejo says:
    July 10, 2009 at 11:58 am

    Why would someone photoshop buttons onto his shirt? That seems like its a really ridiculous thing to do. IMO

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  19. gugi says:
    July 10, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    if I have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has ten dollars

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  20. Schmollmund says:
    July 11, 2009 at 3:46 am

    I love it, some people just don’t get it…

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  21. Stella says:
    July 11, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    Chuck Norris is so old and lame… if my grandmother had five dollars and he had five dollars, my grandmother would soon have ten dollars.

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  22. Rachel says:
    July 28, 2009 at 6:06 am

    By default

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  23. Death By Taco says:
    July 28, 2009 at 6:22 am

    Chuck Norris *facts* are always funny. But not on here.

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  24. the shadow of the speaker for the dead says:
    August 9, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    if bruce lee hadn’t died, chuck norris would be a footnote on the list of “Asses Bruce Lee Whooped.”

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