Comments on: if you have 5 dollars

By: Chuck Norris is a Christian, you should be too!!!!!

Chuck Norris is a Christian, you should be too!!!!! — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:38:24 +0000

Hehehe. I would like math if all my word problems were like this!

By: kat

kat — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 00:51:42 +0000

HELL YEAH!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 09:16:59 +0000

HHNF is married to Chuck Norris!

By: Anon

Anon — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 09:02:59 +0000

Why Igor, what does she have?

By: the shadow of the speaker for the dead

the shadow of the speaker for the dead — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:22:11 +0000

if bruce lee hadn’t died, chuck norris would be a footnote on the list of “Asses Bruce Lee Whooped.”

By: Death By Taco

Death By Taco — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:22:22 +0000

Chuck Norris *facts* are always funny. But not on here.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:06:55 +0000

By default

By: Alternative Rock Kid

Alternative Rock Kid — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 18:52:55 +0000

Fight Club ftw.

By: lolwannabeee

lolwannabeee — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 08:34:12 +0000

Hahaha

By: lolwannabeee

lolwannabeee — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 08:32:31 +0000

Haha ohhh i like the fight club one, thats funny!

By: Oscar the Mild

Oscar the Mild — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:14:29 +0000

no, the ones pointing out that vampires do not, in fact, sparkle.

By: oreodork

oreodork — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:36:19 +0000

haha ive heard a couple funny ones… my personal fave being: in fact chuck norris can talk about fight club. or chuck noris counted to infinity.. twice.

By: Stella

Stella — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 19:32:00 +0000

Chuck Norris is so old and lame… if my grandmother had five dollars and he had five dollars, my grandmother would soon have ten dollars.

By: Schmollmund

Schmollmund — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 10:46:04 +0000

I love it, some people just don’t get it…

By: Willy

Willy — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:57:38 +0000

lol

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:09:34 +0000

thanks for being a gentleman!

By: gugi

gugi — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:33:13 +0000

if I have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has ten dollars

By: Inked_Hippie

Inked_Hippie — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:09:21 +0000

The first button isn’t actually buttoned…the shirt is open at the top. Not saying it’s not photoshopped but that’s why it seems off.

By: nataliejo

nataliejo — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:58:33 +0000

Why would someone photoshop buttons onto his shirt? That seems like its a really ridiculous thing to do. IMO

By: Blarg

Blarg — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:34:14 +0000

You all look the same to me!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:11:20 +0000

This isn’t a pedestal; this is someone trying to pass off a “Chuck Norris is tough” joke as their own work.

By: Dinkus

Dinkus — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:04:20 +0000

*hums a happy song*

By: Dinkus

Dinkus — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:03:18 +0000

And look at how poorly the buttons are photoshopped onto this pic.

The first one is on the wrong side, and the third one is crisp in focus, when his hands are not and right next to it.

And I agree with above statements on how its not funny to just copy endless amounts of norris jokes and post them under his face, to post them here.

By: jameshogg

jameshogg — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:59:17 +0000

TY! *shakes hand*

By: Kev

Kev — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:20:33 +0000

A guy who thinks that other people’s kids should be taught his religious beliefs in science class does not deserve to be put on an internet pedestal like this.

I mean, Kirk Cameron is rightly brushed off for pushing creationism in science class, why isn’t Chuck Norris?

And I’m not attacking their religious beliefs, that’s their prerogative. I’m reacting to their insistence that creationism is science. I have religious beliefs too, but they have nothing to do with science.

By: lolwannabeee

lolwannabeee — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:28:36 +0000

I’d normally agree with you there but i gotta admit i do like this one

By: Alnect Computer

Alnect Computer — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:46:32 +0000

hahahaha
chuck! chuck!

By: Azkyroth

Azkyroth — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 07:55:59 +0000

But based on his public statements about science and politics, the five dollar bill is smarter than Chuck Norris, and odds are “you” are too.

By: Paz

Paz — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 07:54:56 +0000

I love these jokes, shut up

By: Baldrick

Baldrick — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 07:00:18 +0000

The picture looks a lot like Chuck trying to figure out how to count to five with his fingers.

By: aikidude

aikidude — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 06:50:52 +0000

Do you mean the ones that are picking on Disney musicians, or the ones picking on anorectic supermodels?

By: mattmann

mattmann — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:18:40 +0000

thats cool squares to you =)

By: Tom

Tom — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:56:47 +0000

thats your personal opinion.. some people enjoy them.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:11:53 +0000

Tyler > Hell.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:10:59 +0000

You probably shouldn’t though, ZeRoX.
Unless you like dying.

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:34:20 +0000

You’re both squares.

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:33:04 +0000

You can talk to my husband about that.

By: MK1K

MK1K — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:50:55 +0000

Not funny, and I didn’t read one funny comment here either.

By: Ashee

Ashee — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:25:29 +0000

Wow, you are so slow, snails are jealous.

Yes, and that lame joke was necessary to illustrate how lame yours was/is.

By: Tytoon

Tytoon — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:05:35 +0000

if you have ONE MILLION DOLLERS (Places pinky in mouth) and chuck has five he still has more money than you

By: MattMann

MattMann — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:33:47 +0000

MattMann > Blarg

By: Blarg

Blarg — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:25:19 +0000

Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:10:16 +0000

Seriously people… it’s neither creative nor funny to respond rudely to other people’s comments. If you don’t like it, don’t waste your time responding.
*Yes, epic ‘defeating own purpose’ FAIL.*

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:07:46 +0000

$10! Do I get a gold sticker? Best math story-problem ever.

By: mjc

mjc — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:32:24 +0000

Seriously people… It’s neither creative nor funny to complain about the pictures that get posted. If you don’t like it, go vote against them on the vote page.

By: dave

dave — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:19:32 +0000

i like yours better

By: Inked_Hippie

Inked_Hippie — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:14:33 +0000

seriously people…it’s neither creative nor funny to steal jokes off one website, slap them on a picture and post them on another website.

We’ve all been to ChuckNorrisFacts dot com. Try something original next time.

By: cameron

cameron — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:29:57 +0000

hey! you stole that from me!!! lol idk but i heard that one a few weeks ago and someone asked a chuck norris question on yahoo answers and i answered that joke.

lol nice one tho

By: Josh

Josh — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:05:46 +0000

I agree. these jokes are not funny…at all. they never have been.

By: Pogonip

Pogonip — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:02:39 +0000

He’ll take your $5 and sell you a Toe All Gym for just pinnies a day.