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Taking the heat off Jehovah’s Witnesses since 1952
(Tom Cruise and Chairman of Scientology David Miscavige)
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I know I’m not the only person thinking this…
Where the hell did they find someone shorter than Tom Cruise???
Maybe Tom is standing on a box.
See how orange he is? oompa-loompa conspiracy FTW!
He’s too short to be an Oompa-loompa…
Maybe Miscavige is standing in a trench.
Second?
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Well that is truly fascinating as well as completely irrelevant, troll…
Ordinal post rule.
Goodbye.
OMG that is so great! What did Tom win the medal for? Being a short weenie???
My girlfriend told me that when she was in college she got so sick of the Jehovah’s Witnesses coming to her sorority house that they all answered the door in the nude the next time the JW’s showed up. HAR!
thats kinda immature. just say you’re not interested.
She was in college, duh it was immature.
It was a funny story. Thanks for being a downer.
I stand by my comment. ;P
you’re standing in dog poop
I stand by my dog poop
Yes! It was a funny story-especially if it worked. My mom’s answer was to explain that the child laying on the couch vomiting into a waste basket (me) had something contagious and she would be glad if they came in and took their chances. They were happy to ‘come back later’ and they never did. $:)
We have a pitbull. We don’t have Jehovah’s Witnesses. Enough said
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we have a pit full of Jehovha’s witnesses, I invite them they fall into the pit and I toss in some cat food on occasion. And by the way, does anyone know what they saw?
Witness does not have to refer to seeing something. In this case, it means talking about. So we witness about Jehovah.
JEHOVAH is our SOVEREIGN LORD!
KINDLY READ PSALMS 83:18
It wouldn’t stop me.
A friend of my wife’s was in the process of butchering a beast for an outdoor pit BBQ when they came to the door. He answered the door covered in blood and gore waving a cleaver at them yelling,”YOU’RE JUST IN TIME! COME ON IN!!” Heh. They didn’t.
One of life’s great moments.
I instantly started chuckling after reading this, I would have loved to see the look on their faces lmao
I’m a JW – believe me, that wouldn’t keep us from knocking on their door
In 1957 it would have. That’s when she did it. Of course if she did that now it would evoke a different response (won’t go there!).
I thought it humorous that someone would do something that over the top ridiculous, when just saying no would have done. Ah youth. Her brain was obviously disengaged.
yeah , naked ladies is nothing but a minor setback , as long as you get it done quick
But don’t get it done too quick! or you’ll be blackballed by all of her friends and forced to procreate with only the rough neck girls
cool, me too! and you are right! i just noticed that little alien on Europe,too!
Well, why of why bother oneself with the JW?
Why do you have to knock on my door? Why can’t you simply respect my privacy? To my way of thinking (and this goes for any religion that feels it must proselytize) if you feel it is necessary to bang on my door and disturb me to get your message across, then obviously the message is not strong enough to stand on it’s own. If I’m interested, I’ll ask. Until then, kindly shut up and leave me alone. Thank you.
We are just doing what Jesus told us to do. Romans 10: 13-15
Jesus said nothing about annoying neighbors. Love thy neighbor; let not your soul be only an obnoxious bother to him; take not foul solace in conveniently invoking the teachings of Scripture. The Word is not to be taken lightly, and he who uses it to attempt to justify himself unduly will find himself disfavored in the Eyes of the Lord.
He told us to teach others about the Bible, and that is how he did it, house to house.
Whatever though, if you don’t want to accept our help the just say no, you don’t have to be mean about it.
No, thank you. Now kindly stay away from my door.
On second thought I do have one question. Is it true that you folks believe that there are a finite number of places for us in heaven?… In other words, there are X number of slots open and when they are filled, no one else gets in no matter how good a life they have lived?
In a way. We believe that there will only be 144,000 people that go to heaven, but there is a different hope for the rest of good mankind. Psalms 37:10,11 says, “and just a little while longer, and the wicked one will be no more; and you will certainly give attention to his place, and he will not be. But the meek ones themselves will possess the earth, and they will indeed find their exquisite delight in the abundance of peace.” So when God brings the destruction of the wicked ones, the righteous ones will live in a paradise earth, free from sin and death.
TY
Two more questions.
1. How is that number determined? Seems blatantly arbitrary and unfair.
2. If you converted me, wouldn’t it just piss you off if I got your spot?
Well, we aren’t the ones who came up with the number. God is the one who set it. As for the second question, I already know that I am not going to heaven. And I am ok with that because my hope is for the paradise earth, living forever in perfect conditions. I think you would find it easier to understand if next time witness came to your door, you asked them. If you don’t want to you don’t have to, but I think you would find it more informative than me.
Oh, I forgot to say, the number is found in Revelation, the last book of the Bible. Revelation 14:1. It can be a little hard to understand, that is why I recommend asking the witnesses that the door to explain it to you.
I’m sure by now that God must be just a little bit peeved at having every silly ass idea that comes down the pike blamed on him. You people need to understand that your “way” is an INTERPRETATION of a book….just the same as all religions…NOT the law of the universe. Stop trying to put your stamp on that which is unknowable. You don’t own it and you don’t understand it. No one does. I don’t begrudge you your guess work but you need to understand that guess work is all it is. Remember…..God didn’t write that book…..men did. Men with issues and agendas. Also remember that there are other books by other men with other issues and agendas. For a refreshing change…..I suggest you try reading the Tao Te Ching. You might find it an interesting interpretation of how things work. Expand your horizons, my friend! There is so much to see.
JEHOVAH is great..,I LOVE HIM so much.
I wish i could see you guys in paradise that JEhovah God has promised!
I was brought up a Jehovah’s Witness if you want to know the truth about what they believe go to JWfacts.com or freeminds.org JW’s are just as destructive as scientogy
If you really want to learn more about JW’s I suggest talking to one, or going onto their Watchtower website. I mean…you wouldn’t ask an Atheist about what Catholicism is all about would you? So why ask someone not a JW about them?
Actually I have not found this to be true. Politely asking JWs to leave just means they keep coming back. Why do you think you have the right to annoy other people? I don’t follow you home and annoy you with my religion.
Trust me, there is nothing convenient about going door to door. “Convenient” is sleeping in and then spending all Saturday in your pajamas. The main reason we go door-to-door is because we are commanded to do so. If we were using the Bible in an attempt to unduly justify our actions, don’t you think it would be in a way that directly benefits us? (I personally love spending all day in my jammies.)
In addition to Rom. 10:13-15, check out Matt: 18:19, 20 (“Go, therefore, and make disciples of people of all the nations …”) and also Matthew 24:14.
Indeed, Ev, I totally applaud you.
jehovahs witnesses preach the good news about GOD JEHOVAH’s kingdom.
(matthew 24:14)
“And this good news of the kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth for a witness to all the nations; and then the end will come.”
(PSALMS 83:18)
That people may know that you, whose name is Jehovah,
You alone are the Most High over all the earth.
I LOVE JEHOVAH GOD and HIS son JESUS CHRIST!
I’ve heard this story so often it makes me want to become a Jehovah’s Witness so I can check out all of these nude chicks.
my aunt did they same thing because they kept bothering her EVERY morning very early even though she TOLD them she was NOT interested and that she also worked at night and they were disturbing her. it was harassment so her solution was necessary
LOL, just noticed the little alien on europe.
lol thats so funny im a JW and things like that is just so funny
(yes we do have a sense of humor)
Of course you do – if you didn’t you wouldn’t be here!!! I guess I ruffled a few feathers of one. Just meant to tell the silly story of my ditzo friend.
Flamebot, at least you spelled Jehovah right. Funny story too.
Is it just me, or do these twats’ faces make you want to punch them in the throat? (PS, I heard that Scientology shrinks your brain, so that must be true for the rest of you.)
I’ve heard that if Tom’s shrinks much more there won’t be no more siblings for Suri. For which we should all be grateful.
AHHHHHHH STOP WITH THE TOM CRUISE PICTURES
actually, scientology was started in the 70′s…thus making it even more bogus. Thought I’d let you know ^_^
Actually Sarah, 1950′s.
I find these in bad taste normally, but even I got a laugh out of this one!
It’s never poor taste to whallop retards. That’s how survival of the fittest works.
like the macro says… 1952.
that’s the year Hubbard declared it to be a religion, incorporated in 1953 and first “Church of Scientology” opened in 1954.
so now YOU know.
i think the dude on the right is sitting down to make tom look taller
aha, now I see it. He IS sitting in a chair.
Flamebot may feel ashamed of herself someday – don’t knock it ’till you tried it.
alaskan cruises.
lol, they even have a picture of their god in the top right corner! its really just the icing on the cake!
This is why I love scientology!
In before Anonymous — oh wait.
I’m one of Jehovah’s Witnesses and I was rofl when I saw this pic…
ditto
I am a jehovah’s Witnesses too and I laughed so hard when I saw this. Then preceded to sent it to all my friends..lol.
Same here. Lol
Y’know… I wouldn’t mind Jehova Witnesses half as much if they DID stop coming to your door when you tell them not interested. When I was younger a pair of them repeatedly came to our doors for weeks. And they were nicely told every time that we weren’t interested, leave us alone. However they never stopped. Until my step-dad came to the door when they were on a mantra on how evolution never happened. He agreed with ‘em, then went on a huge ramble on how we’re alien experiments.
They never returned after that.
Luckily ones who hit the neighborhood I live in now, on the fourth of july (they take their anti-celebrations seriously, I suppose… which is insane) no one answered the door!
As for sciencetology… well they’re currently annoying a friend of mine by mailing him stuff to try to convert him, constantly.
We come to the doors after you tell us you’re not interested because people tend not to live in the same house forever.
People do move, yes. But this was an almost DAILY visit for several weeks. That’s not including the on-street harrassment they did that year, or the marketing to children right outside their school of the religion. I found their comic books telling kids that if they went trick or treating a witch would kill them, or a satanist would rape them, in poor taste.
I read stories like this and get so confused. I am one of Jehovah’s Witnesses and myself or any other other Witnesses I know would do this stuff. Say stuff like that to children or go daily to the same house, it’s almost policy to work the neighbor hood and then not work it again for a few weeks, because like somebody said people may move or peoples situations change. I also think it’s ridicuilous when I hear of Witnesses going out on Holidays I respect other peoples feelings about those Holidays no matter what I think and refuse to go out. Those are family times I’m not going to interupt that. I just thought you should know that not all witness act like the ones you’ve encountered.
Maybe you and you friends should take over the local church or whatever out here.
They all need a swift smack to the back of their heads I think. o.O
i have a friend who’s a jehovas witness, he bothers me, a lot!
its jehovah.
What would you JWs think about me coming to your door to tell you about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His promise of a stripper factory and beer in the afterlife?
You probably wouldn’t appreciate it, right? That’s fine. Our deity doesn’t care if you believe in Him or not. He’s not that needy.
Besides, that will be more beer for us.
A friend of mine got stopped on the street by a Scientologist. My friend didn’t have time to talk, so he gave the Scientologist his business card. My friend is a psychiatrist.
I’m a JW and I personally giggled a bit seeing this. Though some of the comments here are quiet rude. I understand some people are annoyed at what we do, but if they don’t understand why we do it or don’t bother to understand, than why be nasty? Also, people may have back experiences with us because they may be new or nervous. I know I botched my first time going door-to-door badly, but that is just what sometimes happens.
People get rude because as far as I can tell that is the only friggin’ way to get JWs to leave you alone. Personally, I think that if you are annoying people who are in their OWN BLOODY homes, you should be grateful if they are just rude. I work at home and am so sick of people interrupting my work to preach their religion at me that I am calling the cops for trespassing next time. I have tried ‘politely saying no.’ It doesn’t work.
Had to look twice at the other guy’s surname. Tried pronouncing it too.
Sounds like Elmer Fudd trying to say “miscarriage”.
Wowsers!
why do people only dis JWs? wrer not the only religion that preaches. i mean, look at the mormans. unlike some “christian” people, we actually listen to what the bible tells us to do. Matt. 24:14