Comments on: SCIENTOLOGY

By: wildgrl

wildgrl — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 19:27:16 +0000

why do people only dis JWs? wrer not the only religion that preaches. i mean, look at the mormans. unlike some “christian” people, we actually listen to what the bible tells us to do. Matt. 24:14

By: odessa

odessa — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 10:59:15 +0000

JEHOVAH is great..,I LOVE HIM so much.
I wish i could see you guys in paradise that JEhovah God has promised!

By: odessa

odessa — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 10:46:24 +0000

(matthew 24:14)
“And this good news of the kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth for a witness to all the nations; and then the end will come.”

(PSALMS 83:18)
That people may know that you, whose name is Jehovah,
You alone are the Most High over all the earth.

I LOVE JEHOVAH GOD and HIS son JESUS CHRIST!

By: odessa

odessa — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 10:40:12 +0000

jehovahs witnesses preach the good news about GOD JEHOVAH’s kingdom.

By: odessa

odessa — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 10:37:38 +0000

JEHOVAH is our SOVEREIGN LORD!
KINDLY READ PSALMS 83:18

By: LeeP

LeeP — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 14:34:05 +0000

Had to look twice at the other guy’s surname. Tried pronouncing it too.

Sounds like Elmer Fudd trying to say “miscarriage”.

Wowsers!

By: mabsba

mabsba — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 06:19:57 +0000

People get rude because as far as I can tell that is the only friggin’ way to get JWs to leave you alone. Personally, I think that if you are annoying people who are in their OWN BLOODY homes, you should be grateful if they are just rude. I work at home and am so sick of people interrupting my work to preach their religion at me that I am calling the cops for trespassing next time. I have tried ‘politely saying no.’ It doesn’t work.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 06:09:57 +0000

Actually I have not found this to be true. Politely asking JWs to leave just means they keep coming back. Why do you think you have the right to annoy other people? I don’t follow you home and annoy you with my religion.

By: NB

NB — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:14:24 +0000

If you really want to learn more about JW’s I suggest talking to one, or going onto their Watchtower website. I mean…you wouldn’t ask an Atheist about what Catholicism is all about would you? So why ask someone not a JW about them?

By: NB

NB — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:08:34 +0000

Indeed, Ev, I totally applaud you.

By: NB

NB — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:06:23 +0000

I’m a JW and I personally giggled a bit seeing this. Though some of the comments here are quiet rude. I understand some people are annoyed at what we do, but if they don’t understand why we do it or don’t bother to understand, than why be nasty? Also, people may have back experiences with us because they may be new or nervous. I know I botched my first time going door-to-door badly, but that is just what sometimes happens.

By: ExJW

ExJW — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 03:02:20 +0000

I was brought up a Jehovah’s Witness if you want to know the truth about what they believe go to JWfacts.com or freeminds.org JW’s are just as destructive as scientogy

By: dizzy

dizzy — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:29:00 +0000

A friend of mine got stopped on the street by a Scientologist. My friend didn’t have time to talk, so he gave the Scientologist his business card. My friend is a psychiatrist.

By: Kris

Kris — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 00:38:03 +0000

Same here. Lol

By: Pastafarian

Pastafarian — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 11:56:56 +0000

What would you JWs think about me coming to your door to tell you about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His promise of a stripper factory and beer in the afterlife?

You probably wouldn’t appreciate it, right? That’s fine. Our deity doesn’t care if you believe in Him or not. He’s not that needy.

Besides, that will be more beer for us.

By: GreenFuzzyLeaf

GreenFuzzyLeaf — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 09:03:31 +0000

Maybe you and you friends should take over the local church or whatever out here. They all need a swift smack to the back of their heads I think. o.O

By: Me

Me — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 08:49:42 +0000

I read stories like this and get so confused. I am one of Jehovah’s Witnesses and myself or any other other Witnesses I know would do this stuff. Say stuff like that to children or go daily to the same house, it’s almost policy to work the neighbor hood and then not work it again for a few weeks, because like somebody said people may move or peoples situations change. I also think it’s ridicuilous when I hear of Witnesses going out on Holidays I respect other peoples feelings about those Holidays no matter what I think and refuse to go out. Those are family times I’m not going to interupt that. I just thought you should know that not all witness act like the ones you’ve encountered.

By: Me

Me — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 08:44:04 +0000

I am a jehovah’s Witnesses too and I laughed so hard when I saw this. Then preceded to sent it to all my friends..lol.

By: lindsay

lindsay — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 02:23:27 +0000

its jehovah.

By: Kennon

Kennon — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:38:57 +0000

i have a friend who’s a jehovas witness, he bothers me, a lot!

By: GreenFuzzyLeaf

GreenFuzzyLeaf — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 18:49:05 +0000

People do move, yes. But this was an almost DAILY visit for several weeks. That’s not including the on-street harrassment they did that year, or the marketing to children right outside their school of the religion. I found their comic books telling kids that if they went trick or treating a witch would kill them, or a satanist would rape them, in poor taste.

By: Hello

Hello — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 18:06:52 +0000

Ordinal post rule.

Goodbye.

By: Meh

Meh — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 10:35:55 +0000

We come to the doors after you tell us you’re not interested because people tend not to live in the same house forever.

By: GreenFuzzyLeaf

GreenFuzzyLeaf — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:52:23 +0000

Y’know… I wouldn’t mind Jehova Witnesses half as much if they DID stop coming to your door when you tell them not interested. When I was younger a pair of them repeatedly came to our doors for weeks. And they were nicely told every time that we weren’t interested, leave us alone. However they never stopped. Until my step-dad came to the door when they were on a mantra on how evolution never happened. He agreed with ‘em, then went on a huge ramble on how we’re alien experiments. They never returned after that.

Luckily ones who hit the neighborhood I live in now, on the fourth of july (they take their anti-celebrations seriously, I suppose… which is insane) no one answered the door!

As for sciencetology… well they’re currently annoying a friend of mine by mailing him stuff to try to convert him, constantly.

By: Belinda

Belinda — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 02:47:17 +0000

I instantly started chuckling after reading this, I would have loved to see the look on their faces lmao

By: brak

brak — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:16:40 +0000

I’m sure by now that God must be just a little bit peeved at having every silly ass idea that comes down the pike blamed on him. You people need to understand that your “way” is an INTERPRETATION of a book….just the same as all religions…NOT the law of the universe. Stop trying to put your stamp on that which is unknowable. You don’t own it and you don’t understand it. No one does. I don’t begrudge you your guess work but you need to understand that guess work is all it is. Remember…..God didn’t write that book…..men did. Men with issues and agendas. Also remember that there are other books by other men with other issues and agendas. For a refreshing change…..I suggest you try reading the Tao Te Ching. You might find it an interesting interpretation of how things work. Expand your horizons, my friend! There is so much to see.

By: ...

... — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:08:25 +0000

Oh, I forgot to say, the number is found in Revelation, the last book of the Bible. Revelation 14:1. It can be a little hard to understand, that is why I recommend asking the witnesses that the door to explain it to you.

By: ...

... — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:05:41 +0000

Well, we aren’t the ones who came up with the number. God is the one who set it. As for the second question, I already know that I am not going to heaven. And I am ok with that because my hope is for the paradise earth, living forever in perfect conditions. I think you would find it easier to understand if next time witness came to your door, you asked them. If you don’t want to you don’t have to, but I think you would find it more informative than me.

By: brak

brak — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:20:21 +0000

Two more questions.
1. How is that number determined? Seems blatantly arbitrary and unfair.
2. If you converted me, wouldn’t it just piss you off if I got your spot?

By: Ev

Ev — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:43:12 +0000

By: Ev

Ev — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:41:59 +0000

ditto

By: Ev

Ev — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:41:29 +0000

Trust me, there is nothing convenient about going door to door. “Convenient” is sleeping in and then spending all Saturday in your pajamas. The main reason we go door-to-door is because we are commanded to do so. If we were using the Bible in an attempt to unduly justify our actions, don’t you think it would be in a way that directly benefits us? (I personally love spending all day in my jammies.)

In addition to Rom. 10:13-15, check out Matt: 18:19, 20 (“Go, therefore, and make disciples of people of all the nations …”) and also Matthew 24:14.

By: Silverbane

Silverbane — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:30:24 +0000

I stand by my dog poop

By: ...

... — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:30:04 +0000

In a way. We believe that there will only be 144,000 people that go to heaven, but there is a different hope for the rest of good mankind. Psalms 37:10,11 says, “and just a little while longer, and the wicked one will be no more; and you will certainly give attention to his place, and he will not be. But the meek ones themselves will possess the earth, and they will indeed find their exquisite delight in the abundance of peace.” So when God brings the destruction of the wicked ones, the righteous ones will live in a paradise earth, free from sin and death.

By: brak

brak — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:56:55 +0000

On second thought I do have one question. Is it true that you folks believe that there are a finite number of places for us in heaven?… In other words, there are X number of slots open and when they are filled, no one else gets in no matter how good a life they have lived?

By: brak

brak — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:54:24 +0000

No, thank you. Now kindly stay away from my door.

By: Pete Dawg

Pete Dawg — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 03:12:02 +0000

I’m one of Jehovah’s Witnesses and I was rofl when I saw this pic…

By: ...

... — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:38:22 +0000

Whatever though, if you don’t want to accept our help the just say no, you don’t have to be mean about it.

By: ...

... — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:05:18 +0000

He told us to teach others about the Bible, and that is how he did it, house to house.

By: Happy JW

Happy JW — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:07:41 +0000

Jesus said nothing about annoying neighbors. Love thy neighbor; let not your soul be only an obnoxious bother to him; take not foul solace in conveniently invoking the teachings of Scripture. The Word is not to be taken lightly, and he who uses it to attempt to justify himself unduly will find himself disfavored in the Eyes of the Lord.

By: ...

... — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:51:49 +0000

We are just doing what Jesus told us to do. Romans 10: 13-15

By: ...

... — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:39:13 +0000

Witness does not have to refer to seeing something. In this case, it means talking about. So we witness about Jehovah.

By: Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:16:06 +0000

In before Anonymous — oh wait.

By: Mina

Mina — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 10:48:06 +0000

This is why I love scientology!

By: M4ce

M4ce — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:18:36 +0000

you’re standing in dog poop

By: OMGWTFBACON

OMGWTFBACON — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 21:09:08 +0000

lol, they even have a picture of their god in the top right corner! its really just the icing on the cake!

By: alaska cruise enthusiast

alaska cruise enthusiast — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:26:39 +0000

alaskan cruises.

By: jonlinen

jonlinen — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 15:43:08 +0000

But don’t get it done too quick! or you’ll be blackballed by all of her friends and forced to procreate with only the rough neck girls

By: KartoonNotWerk

KartoonNotWerk — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:04:56 +0000

Well that is truly fascinating as well as completely irrelevant, troll…

By: KartoonNotWerk

KartoonNotWerk — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:03:06 +0000

I’ve heard that if Tom’s shrinks much more there won’t be no more siblings for Suri. For which we should all be grateful.