Comments on: Any moment now

By: lol pie

lol pie — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 00:47:40 +0000

You’ll never look that good at 50.

By: Squiggly

Squiggly — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:27:41 +0000

No human being is perfect.

By: elurofila

elurofila — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:25:37 +0000

like I said, jealous fat ass that is too lazy to commit to having a healthier body, but likes to badmouth the ones that do. Madonna is perfect, always has been, always will be. And don’t forget you’re gonna age as well, so why the pointing that out in others as if you’re totally immune to it? If she bothers you, it’s because you wish you were like her, otherwise she would mean nothing to you.

By: ill Dottore

ill Dottore — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:49:23 +0000

if i wouldn’t know, that that is madonna, i’ld ask ‘who’s that transvestite? and who does he want to look alike?’ actually, is that really madonna?!? oh boy…

By: CatManToo

CatManToo — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:08:00 +0000

I was gonna write something funny but she isn’t worth the trouble, what a hag, just go away and retire for Gods sake

By: CarmenT

CarmenT — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:19:25 +0000

It’s kind of sad to me that no matter how much a woman works out, no matter how great she eats and watches her weight that damnable batwing arm thing still can happen. On the plus side, the fact that it can even happen to Madonna makes me feel a tiny smidge less bad about my own batwingage at 42…..

By: vikingwarbrides

vikingwarbrides — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:09:35 +0000

If it was a picture of Kirstie Alley, I’d probbly have no opinion, except that she also looks out of her normal weight range. But in the opposite way. Hey if you want something that resembles a broomstick, has zero body fat, (and that is just as bad as having too much,) skin drooping off her arms with veins showing, I’ll just shake my head at you. And BTW, Muscular+Facial Hair (somebody mentioned a ‘stace,) plus works out all the time? I’d bet she an A-Rod probably spiked together. (IYKWIM.)

By: hee hee

hee hee — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 05:40:24 +0000

she is part italian and over 50… so…Odds?

By: atomus

atomus — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 04:34:33 +0000

Becoming her own female impersonator? TOO LATE!

By: Malisyn

Malisyn — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:16:34 +0000

Big difference between looking healthy and looking sexy. Healthy? Sure, she does seem to be quite salubrious. Desirable on the other hand…uh…someone help me out here.

And by the way, Lance Armstrong only wears spandex because it’s what you’re supposed to wear on a bike ride. Not only that, I don’t see Madonna wearing a helmet of any kind. Big difference between sports gear and stage gear.

If you need a hand noting the difference for future purpose, take note of a 20 year old catcher and a 40 year old catcher in the MLB. Then take notice of a 20 year old stripper and a 40 year old stripper. (Madonna is 50 now btw….which you did point out yourself.)

By: KartoonNotWerk

KartoonNotWerk — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:49:42 +0000

Is it just me or is there a ‘stache on that upper lip??

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 20:19:26 +0000

Great? How about Vitamin D deficient? She could easily play one of the Twilight vampires! She looks like a Jew in hiding! No sunlight! *hiss*

By: hee hee

hee hee — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:37:32 +0000

yes, she is 50 and looks in better shape than most in their 20′s. And, if I remember correctly, she is a health nut, so, noI don’t believe that she is ‘killing herself’.

By: Captain Obvious

Captain Obvious — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 17:34:53 +0000

Burly = fine. Veiny? EEEWWWW!

By: jadedraggin

jadedraggin — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 17:26:52 +0000

Looks great?? How about looks scary? She never was that attractive in the first place.

By: letr

letr — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 17:24:13 +0000

She looks pretty damn healthy to me. She’s not anorexic looking, just thin and muscular. Of course she doesn’t look like she did when she was in her 20s – nobody gets to 50 and still looks 20. As far as “killing” herself to look this way, you really don’t know how she does it, do you?

Of course, if this was a picture of Kirstie Alley, you’d be saying look at what a fat pig she is… she’s nothing like she was when she was on Cheers. But if it was Lance Armstrong you’d be saying what a stud he is. He’s probably taking way more drugs to stay in shape than Madonna ever did.

By: memememe

memememe — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:55:07 +0000

I think she already did become her own impersonator. And a male one at that. Look at those burly arms LOL

By: vikingwarbrides

vikingwarbrides — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:40:20 +0000

This is her worst day(s). I’d rather be a fat ass, (which I’m proud to admit,) than become someone who is killing herself trying to be her old self. She doesn’t even slightly resemble the curvaceous sex symbol she once was. She looks more like a escapee from Dachau.

By: vikingwarbrides

vikingwarbrides — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:32:21 +0000

She’s gonna be the next MJ, watch and see….

By: oreodork

oreodork — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:28:07 +0000

i agree. what is this the 3rd? 4th? one. pick on someone else ppl…

By: elurofila

elurofila — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 14:35:43 +0000

Lame. She looks great, I bet the people writing these are all jealous fat asses that never did or never will look half as good as Madonna on her worst day.

By: Nicolletta

Nicolletta — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 14:14:06 +0000

These ‘Madonna is getting old’ LOLs are…um…getting old.

By: diva

diva — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:52:45 +0000

Joan Rivers did that years ago.

By: Sqwirk

Sqwirk — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 11:52:53 +0000

Because male rockstars all dress their age…

By: 2nd

2nd — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 11:38:51 +0000

Second

By: Toilet Maker

Toilet Maker — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 11:02:20 +0000

Was this written last year?