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1. Squiggly says:

   July 13, 2009 at 4:15 am

   Fun Fact: At the time of this comment, this LOL had no unicorns. Not a single one.

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   • paws4thot says:

     July 13, 2009 at 5:44 am

     There is an Irish action film, titled “I’m Going To Kill You Sucker”. One of the principle characters in the film is called “Seagal”.

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   • NBM says:

     July 13, 2009 at 6:46 am

     Squiggly: At the time of your comment, this LOL had just appeared on the page. Maybe you should give it a couple of hours or so…

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     • Squiggly says:

       July 13, 2009 at 6:48 am

       I was just staving off the “FURST!1!!!111!!!!!” comments.

       Trolls hate it when you sneak in and deprive them of that.

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       • NBM says:

         July 13, 2009 at 6:51 am

         In that case, you most certainly did a good deed!

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         • Squiggly says:

           July 13, 2009 at 7:03 am

           Aw, I try. Troll-blocking: If everyone did a little maybe they’d go away.

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       • paws4thot says:

         July 13, 2009 at 7:15 am

         And I did a similarly useless fun fact intending it to be backup.

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         • Squiggly says:

           July 13, 2009 at 7:21 am

           It worked.

           We haven’t had any F1R5T-trolls on this LOL.

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2. LoriD says:

   July 13, 2009 at 4:23 am

   he’s no Chuck Norris…

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3. Nuck_Chorris says:

   July 13, 2009 at 5:13 am

   How dare you make fun of Steven Seagal! You shall burn at stake!

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4. Ellemenopee says:

   July 13, 2009 at 5:23 am

   Congratulations to the captioner for not making this in poster format.

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5. Gloria Mundi says:

   July 13, 2009 at 7:37 am

   Is it just me, or does anyone else think he always looks kinda constipated?

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   • paws4thot says:

     July 13, 2009 at 7:43 am

     I see what you mean. Thank goodness I rarely watch Steven Seagal films (he doesn’t do anything Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan and Jet Li don’t do better).

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6. aikidude says:

   July 13, 2009 at 12:20 pm

   you know, this guy has BOUGHT his black belt in Aikido! He didn’t earn it, he just bought it, took a few classes and sad “now I’m badass”. I’ll kick his ass, that’s for sure.

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7. teh truth says:

   July 14, 2009 at 5:44 am

   also seagal is a total douche, other 80′s stars like Van Damme or Lundgren are actually nice guys.
   Every director who works with seagal end up saying “never again” as he is the biggest drama queen and has no respect for anyone in the crew!

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   • Sqwirk says:

     January 4, 2010 at 12:56 pm

     They are intelligent real people.

     Seagal is a nutcase who’s had plastic surgery and hair transplants.

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8. Inked_Hippie says:

   July 14, 2009 at 11:53 am

   FTW! You stole my comment! LOL
   I wonder how many people will get that reference. ;o)

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9. Guess Again says:

   July 14, 2009 at 1:10 pm

   Doesn’t need acting – he’s now the lead guitarist in his own rock band. I am seriously not kidding.

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10. Guess Again says:

    July 14, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    STILL – that doesn’t make him any more talented. ha ha.

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11. Bill says:

    July 16, 2011 at 5:54 am

    FIRST!

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12. Will says:

    September 17, 2011 at 6:53 pm

    i thought he did really well in both under siege movies.

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